The Insane Asylum II

[fernshirehobbit]

Well naturally! This is the insane asylum!

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Well naturally! This is the insane asylum!

This is true. Nothing makes any sense here.

 

[Glenburne]

I don't know who I am anymore!
*runs around frantically in circles*

You have found the Way, which is not Way. You shall achieve wisdom.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

For somebody who has achieved wisdom, I still feel as though I'm wandering around with my head in a fog.. or is that just the effect of being a black hole?

 

[Glenburne]

You, Lonny, are the fog. Embrace it.

(The fog is also the black hole, and nonbeing, and the supreme ruler, and my dog.)

 

[Lady of Narnia]

I would, but it is hard to embrace myself when I'm so many different things.. My arms aren't that big!

 

[Glenburne]

Your arms are the universe.

 

[fernshirehobbit]

Come, there are important things to attend to.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

What's more important than solving my quarter life identity crisis??

 

[fernshirehobbit]

Have you not heard? Please turn your attention to the left side of the room!

 

[Lady of Narnia]

*turns to the left*

 

[fernshirehobbit]

*the left waves and states that he is feeling a bit woozy*

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Here, have some tums. *hands the left a couple of tums* they should help with the woozy feeling.

 

[Glenburne]

*bans pink Tums*

Pink is abominable. Except on trees.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

But.... I like the pink tums...

*proceeds to paint Glen's room pink*

 

[Glenburne]

*glares* It already is pink. I tried to ruin the effect when I was eleven by filling the room with red and orange objects, but that was shortlived.

My Asylum room is indestructably forest green with cherry wood panels.

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Oh, okay. *throws bucket of pink paint away* I don't really prefer pink myself. I like blue best. *starts painting the walls of the IA blue*

 

[fernshirehobbit]

ewww pink is nasty... it is going to make me insane...

 

[Lady of Narnia]

Fernie, I hate to break it to you, but the fact that you are in the insane asylum is a pretty good indicator that you already are insane...

 

[WarriorSatyr]

*Covers the walls in Peanut-Butter*

Ah... Haven't done that in a while.