The Insane Asylum II

wall: I'd run away but I don't have feet.
me: I thought you said you used to be downstairs...
wall: Yeah, so..?
me: Just go back downstairs!
wall: Can't. No feet.
me: How'd you get up here then??
wall: The same way everything travels around here. I poofed. Like your "sane corner".
me:.... Then poof away again!
wall: Can't. You must protect me.
me: Oh good grief!
 
*tick tick tick tick*

Master: Stop that. Now.

Caspian: Not my fault, I haven't activated anything yet.

Dorthy: Do you know how to diffuse a bomb?

Caspian: Why would I need to?

Dorthy: Oh, I dunno, in case you set one off accidentally?

Caspian: Nah, diffusing bombs is boring, its setting them off that's fun.

*tick tick tick tick*

Dorthy: Okay, wise guy, then what am I hearing?

Caspian: *shrug* Frodo, did you set off any bombs?

Frodo: Nope, not yet. I found some fireworks though.

Dorthy: What'd they look like?

Frodo: Like fireworks, duh.

Dorthy:... Where did you put them?

Frodo: In the tunnels in the Asylum under the Wall.

*tick tick tick tick*

Dorthy:....

Caspian: *pops up out of a trapdoor in the floor* I found the source of the ticking! Its a pipe bomb!

Frodo: YAY!

Master: o_O

Dorthy: *dives under couch*

BOOM

10: What was that?

me: My cats.:rolleyes:
 
*Follows Lonny, trying to show her my notes* When I became a doctor here, although I'm sort of half-doctor half-patient, I took a number of notes. Do you want to add them to your collection? Can I look at your collection? No, I'm not being weird, why would you think that?
 
Caspian: We need to not let Frodo get into the explosives again...

Dorthy: Gee, ya think?!?:rolleyes:

Frodo: Heh....

Master: Who let you have explosives in the first place? You're CATS.

me: It wasn't me. I have no idea where they got them from. Caspian just went on an inventing spree years ago and some weird stuff came from that.

Caspian: I might have gotten them after I raided that pirate ship....

Master: I'm not opposed to letting cats have explosives, you know, I'm just curious....

Caspian: Did I get them from Gandalf? Gee, it was so long ago not even I remember!

Dorthy: They just appeared, 'cos it was convenient.

Caspian: Probably.

Master:....The cats can summon explosives. Why doesn't the rest of the world work this way?
 
WarriorSatyr said:
*Follows Lonny, trying to show her my notes* When I became a doctor here, although I'm sort of half-doctor half-patient, I took a number of notes. Do you want to add them to your collection? Can I look at your collection? No, I'm not being weird, why would you think that?
Click to expand...

Well..... I've never actually let anyone look at my notes before... But I suppose you could have a peek.. But you MUST keep them a secret!!
wall: I've seen all your notes. And I've blabbed about them to every other wall in this place. They're no secret.
me: I though you were grounded.
wall: I do what I want!
me: Yeah, and we all know how that's working out for you.
wall: I can poof away any time I want to.
me: No you can't. You said so yourself.
wall: You need to have your ears checked.
me: Ugh!! *facepalm*
 
Caspian: Why do the walls never talk to us?

Dorthy: Maybe they're afraid to say something that will get them BLOWN UP.

Caspian: Note to self: When bored, try to blow up walls.

Dorthy: Because shooting holes in them isn't enough for you.

Caspian: *picks up revolver* Nope.

10: Oh for the love of Gallifrey, they've got guns now! Real guns!

me: Its not loaded... at least, I don't think its loaded. Maybe it is. Its not loaded with real bullets though, I'm pretty sure of that. Or, it might be, I don't remember. Perhaps it...

10: Okay! Okay! Nevermind, I don't want to know!
 
Frodo: *looks over Lonny's shoulder at her notes* Hey, we don't do that! *points to page*

Caspian: What? What don't we do? *peers over Lonny's other shoulder* Oooh, we DEFINITELY do that! *points to something further down the page*

Dorthy: *sits on Lonny's head and looks down at her notes* Are those pictures? Nice detail.

me: You three are some of the most nosy little creatures....

Caspian: *steals Lonny's pen and replaces it with a can of cheese whiz* *starts writing notes on the wall about Lonny*
 
*hides notes from curious kittens* You're not really supposed to see these.. They're a secret. *sprays cheese whiz at Caspian* Give me back my pen!

wall: If they're a secret, they're the worst kept secret in the history of... ever.
me: *sprays cheese whiz at the wall*
wall: Hey!! :mad:
 
Dr. Byrne: *gives laptop to Lonny* You must learn to be more efficient. Typed notes are faster to write and easier to read.

Meanwhile, Lonny's pen travels to Narnia, where it rolls into the White Witch's bedroom. One morning, while she is barefoot, she steps on it by accident, causing a serious puncture wound. Following this incident, she blasts Narnia with eternal winter.

You should have kept better track of your belongings.
 
Dorthy: CASPIAN YOU DROPPED THE PEN DANGIT!

Caspian: Well how would I know it would end up in the White Witch's castle?

Dorthy: I TOLD you not to steal it!

Caspian: Did not!

Dorthy: Did too!

Caspian: Did not!

Dorthy: Did too!

Caspian: Did not!

Dorthy: Did not!

Caspian: Did too- aw shucks.:mad:

Dorthy: :p

Frodo: *inserts a piece of metallic toast into Lonny's computer's DVD slot*

Caspian: *grabs another thing of cheese whiz and sprays it at Glen and Doc Byrne*

Dorthy: *joins her brother*

Master: You kittens make enemies and alliances very quickly.

Dorthy: Been doin' it for years now. We're experts.:D *sprays cheese whiz at the Master*

Master: Hey!



me: *peers up from behind couch*

10: *peers up with me* Should we do something?

me: No. I suggest we engage in a safer activity. I'm going to paint TARDISES on the wall. *grabs bucket of paint and a paintbrush and goes to work*

10: o_O okay then... *joins me*
 
*crawls back into pillow fort with laptop*
I'll just stay here until it's safe to come out...
*purple duck waddles in*
*gasp* Alyosha! You're back!!! *hugs Alyosha*
Alyosha: *quack*
me: I know, I've missed you too!
Alyosha: *quack*
me: I'm taking notes.
Alyosha: *quack*
me: What do you mean??
Alyosha: *quack*
me: Oh.. Of course, yes, I have crackers for you.
 
Frodo: Pillow Fort?

Caspian: Pillow fort?

Dorthy: Pillow fort? Why are you guys exc... oh, oh dear.

Caspian: PILLOW FIGHT! *attacks Lonny's pillow fort*

Frodo: *bounces on pillows* YAAAAAAAAY!

Dorthy: :rolleyes: If you want me I'll be getting a sugar rush from the chocolate Mt. Doom.
 
me: There's the soundproof room that we trap Caspian in sometimes when he tries to sing, you could hide there. *splatters paint on Lonny*

Caspian: *jumps up and catches a feather from one of the pillows* My feather. My preciousssssssss.

Frodo: Gimme! *lunges for Caspian's feather*

Caspian: *smacks Frodo while clinging to feather possessively* NO. MINE. MY PRECIOUS!

Frodo: *pouts* I wanted the feather.

Caspian: Get your own feather.

Frodo: But its the one true feather! The one Feather to rule them all!

me: One feather to rule them all
One feather to find them
One Feather to bring them all
And in the darkness bind them!

Master: You people make me look sane.

10: No they don't.

Master: You're right, but it was fun to say.:p

Caspian: PRECIOUSSSSSSSS! *dives under a couch, stroking feather lovingly and muttering to it*
 
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