The Insane Asylum II

Please don't talk to the wall. He's grounded for refusing to clean his rooms. Having four rooms connected to him, plus a soundproof closet, seems to have made him recalcitrant.
 
Macavity: *Appears in two places at once* Can your invisibility cloak do this?

Me: Now you've made him angry.

Macavity: *An army of duplicates ten-thousand strong appears* ATTACK!!!
 
Glenburne said:
Please don't talk to the wall. He's grounded for refusing to clean his rooms. Having four rooms connected to him, plus a soundproof closet, seems to have made him recalcitrant.
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Well, this would certainly explain a lot...

wall: HEY!
me: Shush. I'm not supposed to be talking to you.
wall: *pouts*
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Macavity: *Appears in two places at once* Can your invisibility cloak do this?

Me: Now you've made him angry.

Macavity: *An army of duplicates ten-thousand strong appears* ATTACK!!!
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Caspian: TO THE FORT!

Dorthy: Its not even OUR fort!

Caspian: I DON'T CARE! IF THE TRAVELING TRIO'S FORTS COULD WITHSTAND US (mostly) THEY CAN WITHSTAND THE CLONE ARMY!

*Kittens take up defensive positions inside the Traveling Trio's former forts*

Caspian: CANNONS ON THE WALL, GET OUT THE NERD GUNS, READY THE JELLY BOMBS!

Dorthy: Well, if Macavity is angry, then Caspian is very, very happy.

Caspian: DESTROY THEM! SHOVE THEM OVER THE CLIFFS OF OBLIVION AND THROW WHALES AFTER THEM! AND CACTUSES! FOR GOOD MEASURE!

Mozart: Caspian, can I deploy... The Secret Weapon?

Frodo: *jumps out from behind Lonny and yells* DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUN! *ducks behind Lonny again*

Caspian: *glares at Lonny* You have abducted my best general, I shall deal with you later. Anyway, yes, Mozart, READY THE CANNONS!

*Kittens clamber onto the walls*

Caspian: TAKE AIM!

Kittens: *take aim with the tomato cannons*

Dorthy: (Its impossible to miss, really)

Caspian: FIRE!

Kittens: *shoot flaming tomatoes at Macavity's army*

Caspian: DEPLOY THE BOMBS!

Dorthy: *yanks lever that releases dozens of sticky jelly and honey bombs onto Macavity's army and makes them all stick together*

Master: Somehow, I've never thought that conquering the world with food would be this epic.

10.5: It always sounded so... sticky.

Caspian: *shoves nerd guns at the Master and 10.5* SHOOT THEM! STEM THE TIDE!

10.5: But... I hate guns.

Toto: *whispers to 10.5* They're not actually real guns, they shoot nerd candy at people, like water pistols, only with candy.

10.5: Oh, well, in that case. PREPARE TO MEET YOUR DOOM MACAVITY'S ARMY! *shoots nerds at Macavity's army from the walls*

Caspian: I haven't had this much fun in AGES. And if they all disappear and come back all clean and ready to fight again IT WILL BE EVEN MORE AWSOMEATIC!

Dorthy: Caspian wants to go to Kitty Valhalla. Seriously.
 
Dr. Byrne: *takes notes on Lonny* You do realize that you should be writing in cursive, with loops of the appropriate size?
 
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Macavity: I have decided not to attack your fortress, simply because I am a /criminal,/ not an overlord.

Me: Yeah. That's why.

Macavity: Hush, you. I'm trying to figure out how to destroy my nemesis!

Me: The kittens?

Macavity: No, Mr. Mistoffelees! Who is a kitten, I suppose. But not one of the ones you were thinking of.

Me: When did you start talking like Loki?
 
*slaps wall* Really, you ought to take being grounded more seriously. Does "no talking" mean nothing to you?

On a more positive note, my mad buffalo has taken your notes and is using the backs as music manuscript. He's writing an opera (again), which is why the DLF and Ben the Cookie are cowering together in fear.
 
Caspian: Macavity, dude, you are a WIMP. And we already took out most of your army, with food. So nyah. You just know we'd kick your butt and you're scared.

Dorthy: MACAVITY'S A COWARD! MACAVITY'S A COWARD!

Master: Aren't there any HEROES to fight?

Caspian: Nah, we're all kinda both here.

Master:.... Uh-huh....

Frodo: *smacks wall* You're being rude! Let Lonny write cursive!

Caspian: Can I sing in the opera?

Kittens and assorted others: NO!

Caspian: Shesh, tough crowd.
 
A buffalo? writing an Opera? with no hands??? And I'm sorry wall, but how can you dial a phone with no hands either?? I think I need to see a doctor... where is the doctor?! Don't they know they can't leave the asylum unattended??

At least I still have you, sane corner.
*sane corner poofs away*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Come back!
 
Lady of Narnia said:
A buffalo? writing an Opera? with no hands??? And I'm sorry wall, but how can you dial a phone with no hands either?? I think I need to see a doctor... where is the doctor?! Don't they know they can't leave the asylum unattended??

At least I still have you, sane corner.
*sane corner poofs away*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!! Come back!
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10.5: I'm the Doctor, how can I help you?

10: Actually, I'm the Doctor.

10.5: I'm... half the Doctor.

Master: You were with that Rain girl.

10: Yeah, well, she, kind of ran off somewhere for awhile. So, Miss... Lonny... You needed a Doctor?

Master: I'm going to go blow something up.

Caspian: I'll help!:D

Frodo: *sticks tongue out at wall and draws on it with a crayon*
 
There should be a game called There's a Hole at the Top of the Asylum! I can see all the duffer inmates looking for it trying to escape!
 
Caspian: BK, there IS a hole at the top of the Asylum, its just covered in bars that acid can't even eat through and a forcefield that I haven't figured out how to blow a hole through yet.

Master: Why don't you just find the source of the forcefield and turn it off?

Caspian: Because its probably in the Mod Lounge and I'm not THAT desperate.

Master: The Mod Lounge? And that is?

Caspian: Where the mods hang out and used to make evil plans. Its deserted now, except for the DLF.

Master:...

Caspian: I've gone in there before, and I just... I don't feel like going in there now. I mean, I've even got potential enemies here.

Master: Why don't you just... oh nevermind. I'm talking to a cat for crying out loud.

Dorthy: Lonny's talking to the wall. Glen talks to her buffalo Sushi.

Master: True...but still.
 
*commences note taking in an effort to preserve whatever shred of sanity she has left*

Oh, who am I kidding. I have no sanity left!
wall: Glad you've finally come to your senses.
me: If I've come to my senses, wouldn't that mean I'm at least partially sane, though?
wall: Of course not. You're still talking to me.
me: Speaking of which, aren't you still grounded?
wall: *silent*
me: Well that's just lovely.
 
10: Uh, Mewsie, why are you hugging me?

me: NEVER LEAVE.

10: Uh, well according to you and your cats I'm stuck here for all eternity, so that shouldn't be hard...

me: NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER REGENERATE!

10: Okay....

Mozart: *sniffle* We just watched End of Time again.

Master: Oh that was fun...

me: *slaps the Master*

Master: OW! Why?!?

me: TEN REGENERATES!

11: Into me!

me: *knocks 11 out of my posts forever*

10: o.o

me: *hugs Ten fiercely*

Ten: *gasp* Mewsie, Mewsie I can't breathe.... Mewsie...

Master: *yanks me off of Ten* Don't be the one to make him regenerate if you want him to stay.

me: Nobody can die here.

Master: Technically, regeneration isn't dying...

me: *socks the Master on the jaw and goes back to hugging Ten, slightly LESS fiercely*

Master: *holds head* I really don't like teenage girls....

Ten: *gasping again* I do when I can breathe properly.
 
me: You can keep 11, keep him out of my posts!

10: You are very prejudiced against my future self.

me: You are a tough act to follow.

10: True, but you don't need to knock me out.

me: I do if it means you don't regenerate.

10:... There there. *pats me on the head awkwardly*

Master: If Mewsie can't beat up the future Doctor, can I?

Dorthy: You don't appear in any episodes together.

Master: Well that's disappointing.

Caspian: *peers up from behind couch* We can go after him here though.

Frodo: And the Wall. We should take out the Wall too.

Caspian: GET THE EXPLOSIVES!

Master: Have I mentioned that I like this strange little kitten with delusions of grandeur?
 
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