The Insane Asylum II

11: With custard?

10: Ugh, don't go on with THAT again.

11: Wot?

River: Frankly, sweetie, it's disgusting.

11: Oi!

Me: I actually agree with 11... it's kinda good.

11: See?

River: One man does not an army make.

Me: Man?

River: It's just an expression!

Adam: Is no one else weirded out that the Doctor is pretty much just talking to himself?

Me: And his wife.

Adam: ...And his wife?

10: ...Nah, not really.

11: Not at all.

Jack: *Raises hand* I think it's a bit weird. Cool, but weird.

12: How about I join in on the fun?

Everyone: NO!

12: What?

Me: Wait until you have at least one season so we actually know your personality.

12: *Growls* Fine.
 
Caspian: Well then.

Caspian: Isn't that just lovely.

Caspian: Indeed tis.

Mozart: You don't understand what it means to talk to yourself on here.

Mozart: No, no they don't, do they, Mozart?

Mozart: Nooope.

Toto: Its a funny old life in the Asylum.

Toto: Never a dull moment though, eh old chap?

Toto: Quite right too.

Frodo: What are they on about?

Frodo: I dunno, buddy, but these British accents are freaking me out. o.o

Toto: Dorthy, where'd you go?

Toto: C'mon old girl, you need to join in this discussion.

Dorthy: No. You can't make me. You can't make me bring that witch up out of the bowels of the earth in which I locked her last. She will remain there until the end of her days and she will fear me forever more. She will curse my name and she will know it ALWAYS.

Caspian: And everyone else thinks that THEY have issues.

Dorthy: *hits Caspian*

Caspian: YEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOWCH!

Caspian: Oooh, that hurt.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Teazer: Yer a funny 'un, Dorthy. Wot witch'r ya talkin' about?

Jerrie: One o' them weird uns wot rides on a broomstick?
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Dorthy: She is the most despicable creature in all the worlds. She puts the White and Green Witches to shame. She makes all the evil witches that have ever been spawned in all the worlds look like sweet little darlings. She is hateful, devious, infuriating and ugly.

Caspian: Sis, calm down...

Dorthy: Her name,

Caspian: Sis, no, please, don't do it.

Dorthy: Is Dorothy.

Caspian: Aaand there it is. Her mortal enemy.

Dorthy: And she will never see daylight again.

Caspian:... We hope. For all our sakes, we hope.
 
Me: Witch? You said witch? Hey, I know some guys who could kill the witch for you. *Snaps fingers*

*Dean and Sam Winchester appear*

Dean: Hey! Leave us out of this!

Sam: Yeah, we're busy.

Me: *Sigh* Fine. *Snaps fingers*

*Winchesters disappear*

Me: Well, I guess that won't work. Any other ideas?

11: You could get a bucket of water.

Adam: Who were those guys?

10: A bucket of water might work, yeah.

Adam: Seriously, who were they?

Jack: I think I left a bucket somewhere around here.

Adam: You guys deaf or something?

Jack: *Walks toward Chocolate Mount Doom* I think I was using it to collect chocolate at some point.

Adam: HEY!

Me: What?

Adam: WHO WERE THOSE GUYS?!

Me: You know them. The Doctor, the Doctor, and Jack!

Adam: *Sighs*
 
Teazer: Dorothy? 'Er name sounds a bit like Dorthy.

Jerrie: Yeah. Innit she the one from that 'teevee' thing our humans were watching? Wot was it called?

Me: The Wizard of Oz?

Jerrie: Yeah, that's it.
 
Dorthy: Oh, no, I don't want her dead, I want her to suffer.

Caspian: You can't actually kill anyone in Dufferland anyway.... its like we're all Jack Harkness.

Frodo: Minus getting yelled at if we say hello.

me: Well, that depends on who you're saying hello to....

Dorthy: I should rip her heart out and use it to make her say that "Dorthy" is the correct way to spell it.

Caspian: o.o

Dorthy: Where's Rumpelstiltskin?

Caspian:... uh, Mewsie, intervention, please?

me: Dorthy, I do think we have enough villains in here at the moment. I mean, we've got the Master and your brother, what more do you want?

Caspian: Hey!

Master: Guilty.

Dorthy: -.- How 'bout Regina, she's trying to turn good?

me: No.

Dorthy: Cora?

me: NO!

Dorthy: Captain Hook?

me:.... Ehhh, maybe....

Caspian: What, he ISN'T a villain?

me: He's a pirate. That gives room for divided loyalties.

Caspian: But I'M a villain?

me: You do start random wars, create weapons of mass destruction and are probably the most devious person here.

Master: How does HE beat ME?

me: You weren't there, in the final days of the war.

Master: Stop that!

me: You never saw what was born.

Master: *glares at me*

Flower: CHOCOLATE MT. DOOM! *stands in front of Jack on top of her mountain* YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
 
Jerrie & Teazer: A villy-an??? *Takes Caspian aside* Lissen, mate. 'Ave you ever thought o' becomin' a, uh, proffeshyanal villy-an?

Me: Oh, no. Here we go...

Tugger: What's the problem, man?

Me: Don't even start.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Jerrie & Teazer: A villy-an??? *Takes Caspian aside* Lissen, mate. 'Ave you ever thought o' becomin' a, uh, proffeshyanal villy-an?

Me: Oh, no. Here we go...

Tugger: What's the problem, man?

Me: Don't even start.
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Caspian: *brushes Jerrie and Teazer aside* OF COURSE I'm a professional villain. Why do you think I have this? *whips sheet off of his tomato cannon*

Master: I have no idea how that makes you a villain.

Caspian: Be quiet, you're not part of this.

Master: I'm a third party determining your validity.

Caspian: No one invited you to this discussion.

Master: No, I inserted myself into it.

Caspian: *glare*

Master: *grins*

Frodo: TOASTA! *starts firing metal toast at everyone*

Flower: *swings sword* MOOOOOOOOUUUUUNT DOOOOOOOOOOOOM!
 
Caspian: They have a cave troll!

Dorthy: We have a Flower.

Flower: *brandishes a number of pointy weapons at nobody in particular with a manic grin on her face*

Midnight: Whose idea was it to snap my sister's mind and make her crazy?

Flower: *leans in close to Midnight and whispers* Actually, Middy, I'm quite alright, I just wanted to play with our little siblings.

Midnight: Well, they're not so little anymore, should you really keep this up?

Flower: It can be so liberating though, to act like a complete crazy. You should try it sometime.

Midnight: Well, so long as you're alright.

Flower: Of course.;)

Caspian: Anywho...

Dorthy: Are we not going to talk about how that scene in Lord of the Rings actually makes sense with Doctor Who?

Caspian: Darnit, Master, why'd you end up in the wrong world?

Dorthy: Or century. Seriously.

Midnight: Yeah, go somewhere where attacking drums actually makes sense. *whispers* What are we talking about, guys?

Master: Well, unfortunately for you, the Doctor took the TARDIS away from me and there is very little chance that I'll ever get another, so you're stuck with me.

Midnight: I missed out on a lot, didn't I?
 
Delgado Master: Well, it could be worse. Our crispy-fried self could be wandering about. Fortunately, the half-goat in charge of this post does not know the actors name.

Me: Yeah, and I haven't seen that episode. I don't know how to portray you in that form.

Roberts Master: Why do I have this slimy stuff on me?
 
me: ^ I have no idea who that is either. I could look in the video I have saved on youtube that tells me all the Master's actor's names though....

Caspian: Why would you look that up?

me: I was very very bored one day.

Midnight: Who ARE these people?

Dorthy: They're... Timelords and Satyrs and stuff....

Master: I'm the Timelord, by the way.

Midnight: What's a Timelord?

Dorthy: An alien.

Caspian: Who can change his face.

Frodo: And looks human.

10.5: No, humans look like Timelords. Get it right.

Midnight:... So, is that why there are three 'Masters'?

Master: Yes. Those are my other selves.

Midnight: Can you do it at will?

10.5: No, Timelords can only change their bodies if they regenerate. Which means they have to die.

Midnight: And what are you?

10.5: I'm half human half Timelord, its... complicated.

Caspian: No, its as easy as pie.

Midnight:....

Master: USTA!

Dorthy: Who let you watch Veggietales?

me: This is getting out of hand...
 
Dr. Byrne: *cages cats* They were innocent souls until you started allowing them to watch television.
 
Glenburne said:
Dr. Byrne: *cages cats* They were innocent souls until you started allowing them to watch television.
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Caspian: Excuse you, I was born a mischief maker.

Dorthy: So was I. *snicker*

me: We were all more innocent before we watched television.

Master: Why does he cage the cats?

me: I don't know, honestly.

Caspian: Its his job.

Dorthy: *hits transporter button* *Materializes outside of cage*

Caspian: *uses a bottled version of Ohio's current snowstorm's wind and snice to cut through the bars and escape*

Frodo: *kicks door open* EVERYBODY WAS KITTEN FU FIGHTING

Mozart: *pushes door open* Guys, they're not locked.

Toto: *opens cage door* What is this, Doctor Who?

Mozart: Yay companions!:D

Master: The villains are better.

Mozart: But the thing about bad guys is that they always lose.:p

Master: *glares at Mozart*
 
Macavity: *Rubs against the Master's legs to be stroked* I feel your pain, sir. I recently had to fire one of my best operatives because he worked with the heroes.

Jerrie: Yew didn' fire me! I quit!

Macavity: You left by mutual agreement.

Jerrie: Well-

Me: You're both pretty. Please cut it out.

Macavity: Certainly. What would you like me to cut?
 
Midnight: Can I go home now?

Caspian: What part of "We cannot get out." do you not understand?

Dorthy: Home is behind, the world ahead.

Master: *absently pets Macavity* Why are there so many cats in this Asylum?

Caspian: We run it.

Dorthy: Its our job, now that most of the inmates have gone silent.

Caspian: They left us to fend for ourselves. -.-

Frodo: Yeah...

Dorthy: And then there's also the fact that...

Mozart: Everybody wants to be a cat.

Dorthy: Because the cat's the only cat, who knows where its at.

Master: You're not going to sing, are you? Can't you just play your harp and let me throw things at you?

Dorthy: *grabs harp and starts singing* If you want to turn me on
Play your horn don't spare the tone
And blow a little soul into the tune

Master: Wait, that's not what I meant.

Mozart: Lets take it to another key

Toto: Modulate and wait for me, I'll take a few and lift off pretty soon

Mozart: The other cats, will all commence

Master: Okay, you can stop now.

Dorthy: Congregatin' on the fence

Toto: Beneath the alley's only light

Master: No, really, stop.

Mozart, Dorthy and Toto: Where every note is out of siiiight

Master: QUIT IT ALREADY

Toto: *blows a trumpet*

Dorthy, Mozart, Caspian, Toto, Midnight, Flower and Frodo: *playing various instruments* EVERYBODY

EVERYBODY

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT

EVERYBODY

EVERYBODY

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BE A CAT

me: I'm tellin' you.

Kittens: EVERYBODY

EVERYBODY

EVERYBODY WANTS TO BEEEEEEE

AAAAAAAA

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

Mozart: Ooooh yeeaaah.

Master: Please excuse me while I go jump off a cliff.
 
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