The Insane Asylum II

11: I'm dead!

10: So am I! Wait, why am I excited about that?

12: 'Cause you've made way for me.

Me: Who the heck are you?!

River: I forgot how handsome you are when you're old.

11: Oi, River!

River: What? I'm complimenting YOU!

Adam: *Clutches head* Why does this asylum have to be so confusing?

Me: Because you have a weak mind? I'm not confused. Well, not mostly.

Dr. Rainy: That's 'cause you're insane. You have every right to be here, whereas Adam over there should just go home.

Me: Oi! You go back to playing with Hitler!

Dr. Rainy: :rolleyes: Whatever. See you in a couple of hours or so.

Me: Ha! Yeah, sure...
 
Dorthy: Oh gosh now there's 12. o.o
me: I'M POSTING FROM SCHOOL.:D
Caspian: I I feel like we're doing something illegal... I like it.
Frodo: I think Adam's insane. Just not insane enough.
 
Ganger Doctor: Oh, he's insane all right. And he's about to get-

Me: Dude! Using lines from your episode? Not. Cool.

Reg: I completely did not watch that episode. I can't stand the Doctor.

Ganger Doctor: No, I can't stand you!
 
Caspian: Well, at least there are people around now. And.... various..... others. I still miss the wars though.
Dorthy: Some cats want everything.:rolleyes:
Caspian: And why is Waldo only on TDL anyway?
Frodo: *throws an empty paint can against the wall*
Dorthy:.... Why?
Frodo: BECAUSE I'M BORED!
Dorthy: OH, OH NO, OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
Frodo: YES, YES I DID!
Caspian: YAY CAPS LOCK YELLING! CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
Frodo: DO YA THINK HE'S GONNA STOP?
Caspian: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Dorthy: *glares at Frodo* THIS IS YOUR FAULT, YOU LITTLE....
Caspian: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO............
 
Me: *Turns off caps lock* You're welcome.

11: Thought they'd never stop!

10: I know what you mean.

12: *Mutters* Still don't like my kidneys... Why couldn't they have been green? Do they have to be this colour? Nasty, it is. Nasty.

Me: Quit yer whinin'.

12: Don't tell me what to do, missy!

Me: :rolleyes:
 
Caspian: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.............
Dorthy: RAINY, IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT, OUR CAPS LOCK IS LINKED TO OUR TRANSLATOR. USUALLY IT ONLY GOES INTO CAPS IF WE'RE PURPOSEFULLY YELLING, BUT FRODO LOCKS IT SOMEHOW, SOMETIMES.
Frodo: HEHEHEHEHEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Caspian: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH EVERYBODY'S GOT A WATERBUFFALO, YOUR'S IS FAST BUT MINE IS SLOW, WHERE DO WE GET THEM I DON'T KNOW BUT EVERBODY'S GOT A WATERBUFFALOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...........
Dorthy: WELL, CRAP.
 
Me: Hang on! I'll get Archibald!

Reg: Why do you need an Archibald? Isn't a Reginald fantastic enough for you?

Me: Sure! *Throws Reggie at Caspian*

Reg: NOT WHAT I MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNT!!!!!
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Me: Hang on! I'll get Archibald!

Reg: Why do you need an Archibald? Isn't a Reginald fantastic enough for you?

Me: Sure! *Throws Reggie at Caspian*

Reg: NOT WHAT I MEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNT!!!!!
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Dorthy: *SNORTS*
Caspian: *catches Reggie and stuffs him in his Tomato Canon* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...................
Dorthy: NOW HE'S ON TO THE DOCTOR WHO THEME SONG!
Frodo: DID SOMEBODY SAY THEME SONG? CAN I BE THE THEME SONG GUY?
Dorthy: WHAT? NO! TURN THIS OFF AND MAYBE HE'LL SHUT UP!
Frodo: I CAN'T, ITS STUCK.
10.5: All this screaming is making my head hurt.
Master: WHAT?
10.5: Oh don't you start.
Master: I REALLY CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE CATS AND THE SOUND OF THESE DRUMS IN MY HEAD.
10.5: Oh for the love of Gallifrey.....
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Ganger Doctor (11.5?): I know, right? We should form a club! "Faux Doctors United" No. Er...
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10.5: Half a Doc, sounds like a bad sitcom.
Dorthy: WHY IS IT ALWAYS THE MUSTACHES?!?!
Frodo: LETS STEAL JOHN'S AND GIVE IT TO CAP'N HOOK!
Dorthy:..... YES. CASPIAN. I NEED TO MEET THE PIRATES YOU GOT THAT CANNON FROM.
Caspian: WE ARE THE PIRATES WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON'T DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYTHING! WE JUST STAY AT HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME AND LIE AROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUND! AND IF YOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ASK US TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYTHING, WE'LL JUST TELL YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................
Dorthy: *ties a scarf around Caspian's head* OH SHUT IT, I'LL FIND THEM MYSELF!
Master: *grin* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO........
Dorthy: I AM GOING TO THROW YOU OFF THAT CLIFF UNTIL YOU REGENERATE MISTER DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
Master: YES MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Dorthy: THAT'S IT. FRODO GET THE ELVEN ROPE.
Frodo: USUALLY, I'M THE MOST ANNOYING ONE.
Dorthy: I KNOW, I'M CONFUSED TOO.
10.5: Why can't we have cool species names like "Half Elven"? Hmm....
me: HalfTen and HalfElven.
10.5: You know, instead of helping us with names you could reset your cat's translator.
me: Nah, they'll figure it out. Usually they do, anyway. At any rate its entertaining them.
Caspian: *muffled yelling* OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.........................
 
Me: My eyes are starting to hurt from all the 'O's. Or is it my ears? The IA being a metaphysical psychic construct, it can be hard to tell.

Reg: Just enjoy the madness! The rest of us do.

Cheshire: We're all mad here...

Reg: *Swats Ches with his hat* Get out of here, you unbrookable ninny!

11.5: Well, it's not nice to call names, is it?

Me: I don't care at this point.
 
Caspian: Ooooo

Master: Ooooo

Caspian: Oooo

Master: Oooo

Caspian: I'M JUST A POOR KITTEN AND NOBODY LOVES ME!

Kittens: HE'S JUST A POOR KITTEN FROM A POOR FAMILY, SPARE HIM HIS LIFE FROM THIS MONSTROSITY!

me: Dodedodedodedodedo

Caspian: EASY COME, EASY GO, WILL YOU LET ME GO?

Master: BISMILAH

Kittens: NOO!

Master: WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Kittens: LET HIM GO

Master: BISMILAH

Kittens: WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Caspian: LET ME GO

Kittens: WILL NOT LET YOU GO

Caspian: OH LET ME GO-O-O-O-O-OOOO

Master and Kittens: NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!

Caspian: OH MAMA MIA, MAMA MIA

Kittens and Caspian: MAMA MIA LET ME GO

Caspian: BELZELBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR MEEE, FOR MEEE, FOR MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*stereo blows out*

*eardrums explode*

*screaming*

*Chocolate Mt. Doom erupts*

*Normal Mt. Doom erupts*

*all the glass within a hundred miles shatters*

*people being taken to the ER due to intense neurological damage*

Master: o.o I CAN'T HEAR THE DRUMS.

Dorthy: *closes curtain hurriedly*
 
Me: I can't tell if the cats are being quiet or if I've gone deaf.

10: I think you've gone deaf. Trust me, I'm the Doctor.

Me: What?

11: *Riding a unicycle* Look, River, I'm riding a unicycle!

River: :rolleyes: Very nice, sweetie.

Captain Jack Harkness: I'm baaaaaack! :D

Me: Hey! I thought you died!

Jack: I thought you knew I couldn't die.

Me: ...Right.

Adam: Oh, hey! *Unplugs ears to wave* *Hears cats screaming* *Plugs ears again*
 
Mungojerrie: Well, 'ow about that?

Rumpleteazer: Cats that luv singin' as much as we do?

Jerrie: O' course, Teaza'! Wot else would I be talkin' 'bout?

Me: Eesh. Cockney cats.

Teazer: Wot's tha matter with our accents?

Me: *Facepalm* Just...go sing with the other cats.

Jerrie: Okay! *Bounces towards LFF Catlition* 'Ello! Are you lot Jellicles?
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Mungojerrie: Well, 'ow about that?

Rumpleteazer: Cats that luv singin' as much as we do?

Jerrie: O' course, Teaza'! Wot else would I be talkin' 'bout?

Me: Eesh. Cockney cats.

Teazer: Wot's tha matter with our accents?

Me: *Facepalm* Just...go sing with the other cats.

Jerrie: Okay! *Bounces towards LFF Catlition* 'Ello! Are you lot Jellicles?
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Frodo: Are we what?

Dorthy: Yes! Caspian's singing broke the caps lock curse!:D:p

Caspian: Yes, we are Jellicles. I think.

Dorthy: The definition sounds like us.

Caspian: Cool.

10.5: *peers up from behind couch, pulling pillows off his head* Is it safe to come out?

Dorthy: Caspian... did you kill Jack with your singing?

Caspian: Probably.

Frodo: *stares at Jerrie and Teazer* Who are you?

Dorthy: The spaces are back. -.-

me: But no caps lock.

Dorthy: Point.
 
Teazer: *To Frodo* Wot? You've never 'eard of the infa- infamouse Rumpleteazer?

Jerrie: Or Mungojerrie? I mean, we are a notorious couple o' cats!

Me: I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's not cool to repeat your lines! Seriously though, Mewsie. Find these two on youtube. Their song is great.

Jerrie: We're thieves!

Teazer: And cat burgla's!

Jerrie: Tha's wot I said, you pollicle!

Teazer: Mr Satyr, Jer' called me a pollicle!

Me: *Sigh*
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Teazer: *To Frodo* Wot? You've never 'eard of the infa- infamouse Rumpleteazer?

Jerrie: Or Mungojerrie? I mean, we are a notorious couple o' cats!

Me: I've said it before and I'll say it again. It's not cool to repeat your lines! Seriously though, Mewsie. Find these two on youtube. Their song is great.

Jerrie: We're thieves!

Teazer: And cat burgla's!

Jerrie: Tha's wot I said, you pollicle!

Teazer: Mr Satyr, Jer' called me a pollicle!

Me: *Sigh*
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me: All I can think right now is the Aristocats.

Frodo: Well have YOU ever heard of Catlition?

Caspian: Yeah, look our song up!

Dorthy: Oh my gosh, please tell me we're not related to them.

Caspian: I'm beginning to think we are.

Dorthy: At least they sing better than you.

Caspian: Yea- OI!

Dorthy: You wrecked a town with your singing, possibly made Rainyshadow deaf, killed Jack Harkness, and blocked the drums in the Master's head. You sing worse than Mumble the penguin and we use your voice for torture purposes. Do you NEED more evidence that you sing awfully?

Caspian:.... Yes. Let me sing again!

Kittens, me, 10.5, the Master, Halt, Zuko and other permanently trapped people: NO!

Caspian: -.- Some friends you are.
 
Jerrie: Well, Mista' Satyr showed us your 'Catlition' books. Blimey cor, they were amazin'!

Teazer: Ya got tha' right! You can do all o' that swashbucklin' stuff like Growltiger!

Jerrie: Betcha don' know 'bout the Bell, Book 'n' Candle, though.

Teazer: Yeah. Swashbucklin's nice, but it ain't very Jellicle.

Me: I'm going to have to retcon you two and get rid of those accents.

Teazer: Wot? An' make us talk like a couple o' toffs?

Me: Yep-p. (<--I tried to pop the 'P' sound)
 
Caspian: Mewsie's books are the bestest books ever.

Frodo: What's a Jellicle? Is is a jello popsicle?

Dorthy: We have never read that book, no, but we don't usually read books. We usually... um... What do we usually do guys?

Mozart: Mewsie reads to us. ^_^

Dorthy: OH YEAH. I miss that. Mewsie, why don't you do that anymore?

me: Well its kinda hard when you're dead....

Caspian: WE'RE NOT DEAD!

me:....

Toto: Accents are overrated, Rumple, Jerrie.

Dorthy: You just wanted an excuse to call someone Rumple.

Toto:...

Caspian: Maybe if we say his name enough times we can summon him...

Toto: Isn't ONE psychopath in here enough? And a sociopath? And multiple versions of a Timelord? Two Timelords?

Halt: And Me.

Toto:....

Dorthy:....

Caspian:....

Mozart:....

Frodo:.... FISH AND CHIPS?
 
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