The Insane Asylum II

Me: The only one that we refer to by just the initials. The dreaded DLF. The bane of my existence. The epitome of evil. The manifestation of malice. The carnivorous creature. The...the...

Alice: Is it really as bad as all that?

Me: YES.
 
May Smaug burn your house down and may the vikings take your land and step on your chickens and soil your crops and bankrobbers take your dimes and swipe your nickles and that Santa brings you coal.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
I think that it's 'quilts' not 'crops'. How would you go about soiling somone's crops? *Scribbles notes* I'll have to study this further...
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Take it up with the creators of Veggietales, not me.:rolleyes:

Caspian: *pokes head out of a pile of fake snow* Can we have a snowball fight?
Dorthy: We need real snow.
10.5: As in not ash...
Dorthy: You're still here?
10.5: I think most of my other selves escaped using the power of their combined TARDISES and the rip that was created in the fabric of reality by all of us being in one place at one time.
me:.... We shall see.
Dorthy: But why are YOU still here, 10.5?
10.5: I felt like keeping you all company. And the Master's still here, so...
Dorthy: WHAT?!?
Caspian: *fist pump* YES!
me::rolleyes:
 
me: This has gotten out of control.
Caspian: There was control?
me: Good point. But you know what I mean.
Caspian: No, in fact, I don't.
me: You don't think having multiple versions of the Doctors and the Master in the same place at the same time is a little more out of control than usual? Even a little bit?
Caspian: Nope.
me:......
Caspian: I could sing to them.
me: No.
Caspian: Why not?
me: We only reserve that torture for our greatest foes, like Edward Cullen.
Caspian: I bet he's still hanging above a boiling cauldron somewhere were Dusty and us left him.
me: What a fun thought.
10.5: Who's Edward Cullen?
me: He's, he's, he's....
Caspian: He's the sparkly vampire from twilight.
10.5: Oh THAT guy! He gives me the creeps.
Caspian: *shoves Edward Cullen off a cliff with sharp rocks at the bottom*
me: I was muttering that during the barrel scene in The Desolation of Smaug.
Caspian: Don't tell me, we're about to go over a huge waterfall.
10.5: Yep.
Caspian: Sharp rocks at the bottom?
me: Most likely.
Caspian: BRING IT ON!
me: Because we can go from Doctor Who to twilight hate, to the Hobbit, to Emperor's New Groove in one post. Because we're Awsomeatic.
Master: So WHY do you think I'm out of the ordinary here?
 
Delgado!Master: I become /him?/ How is that fair? I'm already Mr. Greeneyes over here!

Roberts!Master: Hey! I am incredibly handsome! And I have...an /American accent!!!/

Delgado!Master: Whatever. Why do we have these strange words before my title, anyway?

Me: Its the actor that-

SIGNAL LOST DUE TO FOURTH WALL BREACH. PROTECTORS OF THE PLOT CONTINUUM ARE TAKING CARE OF THE PROBLEM. YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM WILL RETURN SHORTLY.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Delgado!Master: I become /him?/ How is that fair? I'm already Mr. Greeneyes over here!

Roberts!Master: Hey! I am incredibly handsome! And I have...an /American accent!!!/

Delgado!Master: Whatever. Why do we have these strange words before my title, anyway?

Me: Its the actor that-

SIGNAL LOST DUE TO FOURTH WALL BREACH. PROTECTORS OF THE PLOT CONTINUUM ARE TAKING CARE OF THE PROBLEM. YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED PROGRAM WILL RETURN SHORTLY.
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Caspian: The fourth wall? DID SOMEBODY SAY THE FOURTH WALL!?! CAN I PLAY THE VIDEO OF ZUKO AND SEVERUS DANCING ON THE TABLE AFTER THEY GOT DRUNK ON CACTUS JUICE AND FOUND OUT ABOUT THE FOURTH WALL?!?
me:.... Aw, what the heck, its Christmas. If you can find it, you can show it.
Caspian:.... Where is it?
Zuko: I BURNED it. To a crisp. Its dead, Jim.
Dorthy: *destroys fourth wall*
Master: I don't see what's so bad about me. I think I've actually gotten better with age.
10.5: I have a bad feeling about this.
Frodo: WHAT'S A PARTRIGE? WHAT'S A PEAR TREE? I DUNNO SO PLEASE DON'T ASK ME, BUT I CAN BE THOSE ARE TERRIBLE GIFTS TO GIVE!
Flower: MT. DOOM!
Midnight: FOR NARNIA!
Toothless: RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR! *shoots a fireball at the Masters*
Caspian: o.o FIIIIIIIIIIIIGHTTTTTTTTTT! *shoots snowballs at EVERYONE using his TOMATO cannon because he can*
Dorthy: CAAAAAAPPSSSSSSS LOOOOOOOOCK!
 
me: So I haven't watched 11's end, but I did re-watch End of Time, since I got it for Christmas....
Master: Hey, I'm in that!
me: A lot. Like, times 6 billion.
10.5: I'm so glad I wasn't there for that....
me: He even had his own theme music....
Master: I did not!
me:..... Then what the fudge is this?!? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PcagHjJRl4I&list=PLXsMl0S_CIsrM31632KKhzll16smYkZkK&index=6
Caspian: YES!
Dorthy: WHY ARE WE THE ONLY ONES STILL ON CAPS LOCK?!?
Caspian: BECAUSE WE'RE AWSOMEATIC!
Frodo: HO HO HO HO!
Flower: *stares at Masters* Who are these people? *stares at the Doctor* Who is he? *stares at Satyr* Who is HE?
me: You've been out of it for awhile, haven't you Flower....
Flower: *pokes Delgado-Master* ARE YOU ALIVE?!?
me: Does anybody realize how cool Trans-Siberian Orchestra Christmas music sounds with the Master drumbeat playing in the backround? No? Just me? No, really, try it.
Master: Oh yeah, them. It does sound pretty cool....
Dorthy:........... YOU ARE ALL SO WEIRD.
Caspian: WHAT ELSE IS NEW?!
Toothless: *laughs*
 
Delgado-Master: I am indeed alive, insignificant beast.

Me: Be nice.

Delgado-Master: No.

Me: Suit yourself. But if you aren't nice, I'll take away your drum-set. And you have a gig later with Theta Sigma and the Deca.

Delgado-Master: I'll be nice! I promise!
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Delgado-Master: I am indeed alive, insignificant beast.

Me: Be nice.

Delgado-Master: No.

Me: Suit yourself. But if you aren't nice, I'll take away your drum-set. And you have a gig later with Theta Sigma and the Deca.

Delgado-Master: I'll be nice! I promise!
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(Is suddenly extremely glad she looked in that Doctor Who factbook at B&N)

Flower: I am the Queen of the Chocolate Mount Doom. I CONTROL ITS CHOCOLATEY POWER WITH MY EXPLOSIVES! I AM NOT INSIGNIFICANT!
Midnight: o.o Sis, calm down, he didn't mean it!
10.5: I remember that band, that was fun. Good times....
Caspian: If he has a drum set then I want a microphone.
me: No. We don't need that torture in our lives.
Flower: MT. DOOOOOOOM! *detonates explosives*
Dorthy: HIT THE DECK! *jumps into air vent hidey hole*
Caspian: *glares at the Masters* I'm blaming you for this. *jumps into tomato cannon*
me: *opens umbrella*
Frodo: *hides in the Master's drum set*
10.5: Welp. Chocolate is good. I've always....

*chocolate lava wave hits*
 
Me: Chocolate? Did someone say CHOCOLATE?!

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10: What is THAT?

11: Spongebob! Have you never seen Spongebob?

10: Oh, don't tell me YOU have.

River: Believe me, Sweetie, it's a dreadful show. Never watch it.

10: Apparently I do.

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Me: Ahh... I remember watching Spongebob when I was little. It was awesome. Wake up early on Saturdays to sneak downstairs and watch it. Good times. Good times.

Adam: IT'S ALWAYS A GOOD TIME!

Me: No. Just... no.
 
Flower: ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!
Master: Can I take her places and show her to everyone who says I'm insane?
me: You ARE insane.
Master: Yes, but she makes me look almost normal.
Caspian: *pokes head out of cannon* At least she doesn't watch Spongebob.
Dorthy: The Doctor watches it. o.o
10.5: I do not!
Dorthy: Your future self does.
Master: And someday you'll be embarrassed about it and I'll tease you with it.
Caspian: I love this guy.
Dorthy: On our last post you didn't.
Caspian: Well I changed my mind!
Dorthy: You're worse than Yukon Cornelius.
10.5: We all do quote Disney though.
Master: I don't.
me: You lie. I can even prove that you lie.
Master: Lets not.
Flower: MT. DOOOOOOOOM!
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Me: *Strokes Ring* My Preciousss.

Reg: That's clearly not Mt. Doom from the books. It's made of chocolate!

Me: It's a chocolate Ring! So there!
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Mozart: I actually have the One Ring.
Caspian: o_O I forgot about that....
10.5: WHAT?!?
Frodo: Yesssssss. My Precioussssssss.
Flower: MT. DOOM! MOZART, CAST IT INTO THE FIRE OF MY MOUNTAIN OF DOOM AND DESTRUCTION!
Mozart: *tosses plastic Ring into Mt. Doom* I have the real one hidden someplace secret, someplace safe.
Master: I will give you anything you want for that.
Mozart: You can't give me anything I don't already have.
Master: -.- I hate heroes.
Flower: *jumps on Reg's head, digging her claws in* DO NOT DARE TO INSULT MY MT. DOOM!
 
Me: The Ring is preying on Mozart's mind. We'll have to find a Gollum to bite her finger off.

Gollum: We heard that ssomeone wantss uss to be bitingses someone's fingerses off?

Sméagol: We can't be bitingses peopleses fingerses off, Precious! We might be hurting them!

Gollum: Shut up! We says that fingerses taste nice!
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Me: The Ring is preying on Mozart's mind. We'll have to find a Gollum to bite her finger off.

Gollum: We heard that ssomeone wantss uss to be bitingses someone's fingerses off?

Sméagol: We can't be bitingses peopleses fingerses off, Precious! We might be hurting them!

Gollum: Shut up! We says that fingerses taste nice!
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Mozart: Actually, I'm the only one who can hold onto it and not be corrupted, well, besides Illuvatar.
10.5: Why are you special?
Mozart: 'Cuz I'm not actually real.
10.5:.....
Mozart: I'm DEAD.
Caspian: *sniff* Stop it.... NO YOU'RE NOT SISSY I LOVE YOU! *hugs Mozart violently, lovingly* *brandishes sword at Gollum/Smeagol* STAY AWAY FROM MY SISTER SLINKER AND STINKER!
Mozart: You've been taking hugging lessons from the vikings, haven't you?:rolleyes:
10.5: How are you dead....
Dorthy: How are your other selves here without the universe exploding? The Asylum exists outside of the realms of any kind of reality. Fun fact: I am also dead, so are Flower and Toto.
10.5: o.o
Master: Why can't I do that?
10.5: You don't die anyway.
Master: True.
Caspian: I'M NOT DEAD! *hugs Mozart again* Neither is my baby sister.
Mozart: You do know we're littermates, right?
 
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