The Insane Asylum II

Harelquin: *Gets up* You truly do not have Columbine? Well,then, we can be friends!

Me: Great, Harley. Have fun. Hmm... *scribbles notes* Misses family...dislikes cats...is willing...to be...friends...if they can help...him find...Columbine. *Finishes notes* Are we good, then?
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Harelquin: *Gets up* You truly do not have Columbine? Well,then, we can be friends!

Me: Great, Harley. Have fun. Hmm... *scribbles notes* Misses family...dislikes cats...is willing...to be...friends...if they can help...him find...Columbine. *Finishes notes* Are we good, then?
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Caspian: *glares at his sister* Dorthy! You ruined it!
Dorthy: I was just telling the truth! You're too battle happy anyway.
Caspian: I'm a berserker- what do you expect?
Frodo: Couldn't we bring villains in to do battle with?
Caspian: Its not the same- Mewsie knows what they're thinking.
me: Caspian, I'm a writer, I can separate bad and good guys.
Caspian: Its not the same. I mean, we can like each other in general, but just have wars... That's how it was with us and the Traveling Trio....
Dorthy: Oh now you've made him nostalgic. Here we go...
Caspian: Nobody else will just fight with me for the sake of fighting, nobody else is as brilliant at it and nobody else plays the games right. My life is so BORING now. If only I hadn't scared off all those perspective players, but its so hard to be myself and not get into a war! That's why I miss the Traveling Trio, they were so good at this stuff....
Dorthy: *slaps Harlequin* WHY DO YOU HAVE TO BE SO PASSIVE?!? I HAVE TO DEAL WITH MY INSANE, BORED, NOSTALGIC BROTHER!
Caspian: *starts tapping in four beats* I hear the drums calling me to war....
me: I need to stop let you listening to bad guy soundtrack themes....
 
WarriorSatyr said:
*A random dragon leaps into the IA*

Dragon: I wanna fight something!!!

Me: *Scribbles notes* Psychotic...behavior...
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Dorthy: What kind of dragon?
Caspian: Is this one of those I-think-of-something-therefore-it-appears games?
Frodo: I want a puppy!
Dorthy: You're a kitten!
Frodo: So?
Dorthy: So then it would just chase you around!
Frodo: That'd be fun!:D
Dorthy: :rolleyes:
me: If you want me I'll be setting the Asylum on fire with Azula.
Caspian: M'kay. Imma go push this dragon off a cliff. *pushes dragon off a cliff*
Dorthy: Wait, Mewsie's doing WHAT?
 
Reggie: Setting the Asylum on fire? Fun! What's an asylum?

Ears: A place for people like you,ya mercury-addled milliner!

Alice: That's quite enough Ears! Look, Reg's nose turned all red!

Reggie: Aw...Cricket...

Me: Happy unbirthday Mewsie! I brought the whole Mad Tea Party! Here's the Hatter, Reginald L. Theophilus-

Reggie: The third.

Me: The March Hare, who likes to be called Ears, and Miss Alice Liddel.

Alice: Very pleased to meet you all.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Reggie: Setting the Asylum on fire? Fun! What's an asylum?

Ears: A place for people like you,ya mercury-addled milliner!

Alice: That's quite enough Ears! Look, Reg's nose turned all red!

Reggie: Aw...Cricket...

Me: Happy unbirthday Mewsie! I brought the whole Mad Tea Party! Here's the Hatter, Reginald L. Theophilus-

Reggie: The third.

Me: The March Hare, who likes to be called Ears, and Miss Alice Liddel.

Alice: Very pleased to meet you all.
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me: Well, happy unbirthday to you as well. I think.
Caspian: Well, at least they're insane....
Dorthy: Nutty as a fruitcake.
Frodo: Hi nice lady, hi crazy people.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Sorry for bringing in all these random people. I'm trying to decide which inmates to work with. I think Alice and Reg might be the ones.
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When I first joined the forum and became involved in Dufferland Midnight and Flower were my kittens. Then I just kept adding to my cast of charies and ended up with the main three you see me with today. Little hooligans.:p

Caspian: Yay Hooligans!
Dorthy: As long as we're not Hairy Hooligans.:rolleyes:
Frodo: We're Furry Hooligans!:D
 
I see. Well, I'll work on it.

*Turns towards Dorthy* You aren't Hairy Hooligans? You're cats. Cats are hairy. And, even if you weren't cats, you do hang out with Toothless.
 
WarriorSatyr said:
I see. Well, I'll work on it.

*Turns towards Dorthy* You aren't Hairy Hooligans? You're cats. Cats are hairy. And, even if you weren't cats, you do hang out with Toothless.
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Dorthy: I am NOT hairy! I am FURRY! Humans have hair- making them hairy. Cats have fur- making them furry.
Caspian: Dang, I haven't seen Toothless around here in quite awhile.
Frodo: I like Toothless.:D
Caspian: *throws a paint can against the wall and it splatters into a rainbow* And that, toms and she-cats, is what happens when you mix paint together and throw it at a wall....
Frodo: The Walls don't really like that though....
Caspian: Meh, the Walls don't talk much anymore either.
Wall: Hey!
me: o.o
 
Reg: The walls can talk. The walls can talk? THE WALLS CAN TALK?!? Why do the walls talk, Cricket?

Alice: Well, how am I supposed to know?

Reg: Because you work at a bookstore...

Me: The walls talk because it's the Insane Asylum, as in an asylum that's insane.

Reg and Alice: Ooh...
 
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Reg: The walls can talk. The walls can talk? THE WALLS CAN TALK?!? Why do the walls talk, Cricket?

Alice: Well, how am I supposed to know?

Reg: Because you work at a bookstore...

Me: The walls talk because it's the Insane Asylum, as in an asylum that's insane.

Reg and Alice: Ooh...
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Caspian: And the Asylum eats us, so that you can never get out and are eternally stuck here. And then GG eats the Asylum, and then the Black Hole sucks GG into it, and then GG eats the Black Hole too. Its fun though.
Dorthy: You are.... You're....
Frodo: Fish food.:D
Dorthy: I was going to say crazy, weird, bizarre, or something like that, but we could feed him to a whale. Or giant fish.
me: Oh dear....
Halt: This place is NOT fun.
me: You're so grumpy.
Halt: You TRAPPED me here. Of course I am.
me: :rolleyes:
 
Me: Yup. The walls talk and it eats your soul. Good ol' Insane Asylum!

Alice: *Looks around* I'm no stranger to odd things speaking. After all, the second time I entered Wonderland (through a Looking-Glass that time) I met talking chess-men and flowers!

Reg: And me!

Alice: And you. Although, you were calling yourself Hatta at the time. Why was that?

Reg: Because...because... Because! Just BECAUSE!!!

Alice: You and Ears were doing something illegal, weren't you?

Reg: Maybe...

Alice: And I still attend your parties...
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Me: Yup. The walls talk and it eats your soul. Good ol' Insane Asylum!

Alice: *Looks around* I'm no stranger to odd things speaking. After all, the second time I entered Wonderland (through a Looking-Glass that time) I met talking chess-men and flowers!

Reg: And me!

Alice: And you. Although, you were calling yourself Hatta at the time. Why was that?

Reg: Because...because... Because! Just BECAUSE!!!

Alice: You and Ears were doing something illegal, weren't you?

Reg: Maybe...

Alice: And I still attend your parties...
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Dorthy: Illegal things are really fun....
Caspian: Taking over the world is too.
me: There's a reason Caspian doesn't have access to my Time Machine and the TARDIS.
Caspian: *evil grin*
Frodo: Like that time we broke into a lab and stole their poisons....
Caspian: Yeah, that was fun....:p
 
Reg: Poisons? Ever work with mercury? Being a Hatter, I have quite a large supply...

Alice: *Is holding Reggie's hat* You mean the bottles you keep in this bottomless thing? *Holds tea-pot above hat, as though to pour tea on it*

Reg: NEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAGH!!! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!

Me: *Snickers*

Reg: *Glares briefly, then goes back to wailing*

Me: *Stops snickering*
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Reg: Poisons? Ever work with mercury? Being a Hatter, I have quite a large supply...

Alice: *Is holding Reggie's hat* You mean the bottles you keep in this bottomless thing? *Holds tea-pot above hat, as though to pour tea on it*

Reg: NEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAGH!!! NNNNNOOOOOOO!!!

Me: *Snickers*

Reg: *Glares briefly, then goes back to wailing*

Me: *Stops snickering*
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Frodo: *appears inside Reg's hat* Oh, hai. I thought I was back in the TARDIS. *ducks back into hat*
Dorthy: I wonder about that kitten sometimes....
Caspian: What happens if you pour tea in his hat? Does it blow up? OH! EXPLOSIONS! DO IT, DO IT!
Dorthy: I wonder about my brother more....:rolleyes:
 
Reg: IT'S WORSE THAN EXPLOSIONS!!! You'll...shrink the felt...

Alice: Like I've said before: How would that be a bad thing?

Reg: IT JUST WOULD!!! *Grabs hat back and pulls Frodo out of it* You! Cat! I want an explanation! How can we be here AND in the Party?
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Reg: IT'S WORSE THAN EXPLOSIONS!!! You'll...shrink the felt...

Alice: Like I've said before: How would that be a bad thing?

Reg: IT JUST WOULD!!! *Grabs hat back and pulls Frodo out of it* You! Cat! I want an explanation! How can we be here AND in the Party?
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Caspian:.... I have nothing to say to that.
Frodo: Um, well there are these tunnels under the Asylum that lead to the Party thread. We run back and forth between them really fast.
me: Its actually kind of a bending of the time-space-continuum.
Caspian: Mewsie's Time Machine- and now the TARDIS- absorb any ill effects from us bending time and being in two places at once. And, yeah, Dufferland.
Frodo: I like your hat. Is it Timelord technology?
 
Alice: In lieu of Reg doing so, thanks for the information.

Reg: *Glares at Frodo* Why do you think the Doctor and I are not on speaking terms, young Cheshire?
 
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Alice: In lieu of Reg doing so, thanks for the information.

Reg: *Glares at Frodo* Why do you think the Doctor and I are not on speaking terms, young Cheshire?
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Frodo: I dunno, the Doctor has qualms with a lot of people.
Dorthy: Did Frodo just use the word QUALMS?!? CORRECTLY?!? MY GOSH, SOMEBODY! I THINK HE'S DYING!
Frodo: :rolleyes:
Caspian: That is true insanity- my little buddy using big words. o.o
Frodo: Its not really a big word.
Caspian: For you it is.
Frodo: Gee, thanks.:rolleyes:
me: Speaking of the Doctor......
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