The Insane Asylum II

And.... AGAIN.


Nobody ever goes to war with me anymore. *sigh* Nobody even posts back to me more than once anymore.

You know, double posting used to be a crime (that everyone did at some point) now I have to use it to keep reviving threads.:(

Oh well. At least I can do THIS.
*runs into the Mod Lounge*
*empties out the fridge* Yuck! When was the last time they cleaned this? Moldy PEANUT BUTTER?
*runs back to the Asylum proper*
*starts painting on the walls with food because she has run out of paint for the moment*
*gets bored* *wanders off into the part of the asylum where the dangerous inmates are kept and opens all the doors to their cells* Yeah, I'm stuck with you guys now. *sigh*

*finds explosives* *craves out the inside of a watermelon and sticks dynamite inside* *re-seals watermelon and sticks it inside Rainy and co's cell*

*starts tapping on the walls* TAPTAPTAPTAP COME AND PLAY I'M SORRY IT MUST END THIS WAY. *cackles manically*
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Hey, guess who's back? TWS. Doctor Satyre. Prepare to duel, Kittehs!
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.... Why are you Fresh Bread again?

Caspian: *blinks sleepily* Duel? DUEL?!? *shoots off a tomato from the tomato cannon in a random direction*
Dorthy: *gets tomato splattered across her face* HeY! Watch it dumbo!:rolleyes:
Caspian: Hahaha!:p
Dorthy: *smacks her brother* :rolleyes:
Caspian: OW!
Frodo: Wassup?
Caspian: Somebody replied to Mewsie's ramblings. Now we must arm ourselves to fight!
Frodo: *looks around* Whaa?
Caspian: Wishful thinking, I know, but hey, a kitten can dream!
 
Caspian: A WHAT?!?
Frodo: A flambourgini.:p
Dorthy: A Flamberge is a type of fencing sword with an undulating blade; also written flamberg.
Caspian: o_O
Frodo: o_O
Dorthy: Any more questions and/or stupid comments? No? Good.:p
Caspian: *draws sword* I WILL FIGHT THEE TO THE.... ALMOST DEATH.
me: O.O SPIDER!
Caspian: Wot?
Frodo: Wot?
Dorthy: WOT?!?
me: DIE! *punches spider with a water bottle*
Caspian:..... Anyway.... *jumps on top of his tomato cannon* FIGHT ME YE POINTY HORNED HOOLIGAN, IF YE DARE!
Dorthy: *shakes head* You'll have to excuse my brother, he has been alone without an enemy for FAR too long.
 
Alonso: Someone called?
Doctor 10: Don't do that. Just don't do that...just don't.
me: Fine. Death before dishonor! *Lunges towards Caspian with a squeaky toy hammer*
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Alonso: Someone called?
Doctor 10: Don't do that. Just don't do that...just don't.
me: Fine. Death before dishonor! *Lunges towards Caspian with a squeaky toy hammer*
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me: *glares at other Alonso* Go. Away.
Dorthy: MORE TEN. SOMEBODY'S BEEN ALTERNATE REALITY JUMPING!
Caspian: *stabs hammer with his sword and flips it out of Satyr's hand* *lobs moldy peanut butter at Satyr* HAHAHAHA! I HAVE AMMO FROM THE MOD FRIDGE!
Sherlock: Mod Fridge......
me: GALLIMAUFREY!!!!!!!! GALLIMAAAAAAUUUUUUUFREEEEEEEEEEY!!!!!!!!
Frodo: D-d-d-did you just.....
Dorthy: *snigger* DARK SCARY BUILDINGS!
Frodo: O.O
 
me: *jumps up and down* Ooh! Am I allowed to use characters from the bok I'm writing? If so...
Harlequin: What are we doing here? This is not our place, I fear.
me: Eesh. Verse.
Geoff: What's going on? Tell me!
Thjostolf: *Waves axe* Tell us the meaning of this before I place my iron in your skull!
 
(*gasp* I escaped the horror of "school" finally and have recovered enough to come on. :p)

WarriorSatyr said:
me: *jumps up and down* Ooh! Am I allowed to use characters from the bok I'm writing? If so...
Harlequin: What are we doing here? This is not our place, I fear.
me: Eesh. Verse.
Geoff: What's going on? Tell me!
Thjostolf: *Waves axe* Tell us the meaning of this before I place my iron in your skull!
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I use mine all the time. Originally though, Caspian, Dorthy, Frodo and the rest of my kittens were based off of my real cats. Gradually they have become more like their fanciful counterparts.

Caspian: *stares at the strange people in his asylum* Wot? Wot? WOT?!?!
Dorthy: *to people* You're in the Insane Asylum. Satyr and Caspian are trying to have a duel. And you can try to kill me with that axe all you want, buddy, but there's a rule here that you can't kill anybody. If you try I will throw you off a cliff with a cactus and a whale following after you. This method of punishment will not kill you either and it has not permanently injured anyone before.
Frodo: Foodfight? *throws jello at Satyr's companions*
Caspian: I AM CASPIAN, I AM HE WHO KEEPS THE ASYLUM ALIVE AND RESURRECTS IT IN TIMES WHEN THE INMATES FALL ASLEEP. NONE DARE CHALLENGE ME EXCEPT THE BRAVEST (and the foolishest).
Dorthy: And when he's bored, he begs to be attacked.:rolleyes:
Caspian: Shush, Dorthy! I'm trying to goad them! If I can get a war going....
Dorthy: Brothers.:rolleyes:
 
Thjostolf: *Deflects Jell-O* *Looks at words* How can I deflect Jell-O when I don't even know what it is? Anyway, you have my solemn word as Master-of-Axes that I shall not harm any of you.

me: *Gives fake axe* Here. This should help with not hurting anyone.

Thjostolf: Thanks. :)

Geoff: He smiles! That's great! You guys got Thjosty (THYAH-stee) to smile! Do you know how long I've been trying to do that?

Harlequin: Why were we brought here? What's the point? Can we leave?

me: One question at a time, please!
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Thjostolf: *Deflects Jell-O* *Looks at words* How can I deflect Jell-O when I don't even know what it is? Anyway, you have my solemn word as Master-of-Axes that I shall not harm any of you.

me: *Gives fake axe* Here. This should help with not hurting anyone.

Thjostolf: Thanks. :)

Geoff: He smiles! That's great! You guys got Thjosty (THYAH-stee) to smile! Do you know how long I've been trying to do that?

Harlequin: Why were we brought here? What's the point? Can we leave?

me: One question at a time, please!
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Caspian: We're just that good, Geoff, we're just that good.:p
Dorthy: You were brought here because we got BORED and were shooting walls and stuffs. The point is that there is no point, we are all insane. No. You cannot get out. Cannot get out. Cannot get out.
Frodo: Jello is a wibbly-wobbly substance that is made mostly of sugar and...gelatin. Its very slippery.


On a completely unrelated note: ILOVEYOURSIGNATURESATYR! I LOVE THAT SOUNDTRACK. A LOT. FRODO YOU CAN TURN OFF THE CAPS LOCK NOW.

Frodo: Darn! She caught on! I thought maybe if she got excited enough, she wouldn't notice....

:rolleyes:
 
Me: *Walks in with arms wide, basking in the glow* I have returned. :cool:

Adam: ...You're insane, aren't you?

10: You don't know that?

11: Yeah, everyone knows that.

(Elementary) Joan: *Raises hand* I didn't know that.

(Elementary) Sherlock: Watson! How could you not?

Joan: What?
 
Greetings Rainy and WS! *Goes back into the dark corner where I was hunched over muttering and counting the days since anyone has posted in the Insane Asylum thread.*
 
Rainy: Wot? Did someone call me?

Me: Oh, just shut up and go back to your stupid chess tournament.

Rainy: Oi! Hitler doesn't think it's stupid! *Walks off, muttering* It's not stupid, it's fun! I invented chess.

11: So THAT'S what I'd look like with a mustache.

River: Don't you go getting any ideas.
 
*pokes up head* I'm baaaaaaaaaaaaaack.:D
Miss me?

Caspian: PEOPLE! OMYGOSH PEOPLE!!!!!!
Dorthy: The Asylum inmates.... they are awakening. o.o
Frodo: Nothing really matters to meeeeeeee.
me: :rolleyes:
Caspian: LOOK! LOSSY! AND RAINY AND SAYTR AND EUSTACE! AND YOU CANNOT CLIFFSPLAT MY TOMATO CANNON! AND ANYWAY I HAVE MORE OF THEM AND FRODO TURN IT OFF NOW.
Frodo: I had to try.:p
Dorthy: *grumbles about being alone too long* *absently taps the wall in a four beat rhythm*
 
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