The Insane Asylum II

Rainy: *Snatches watering can and sonics it* Ha! Now my watering can can only be used by me! >:^D *Waters mini Mt. Dooms, destroying them*

Me: Your watering can is... weird...

Rainy: Why thank you!

11: Why did you just smack Cuckoo with a fish, Mewsie?

Jack: 'Cause mod cookies are num num!!! :D

Rainy: *Waters Jack* *Nothing happens* Darn! I was sure that was going to work!

10: COOKIE!

Keehar: *Snatches cookie and tosses it to 10* There ya go.

Bright Eyes: Wow, that was surprisingly nice of you, Keehar.

Keehar: I just wanted him to stop complaining about his dumb cookies!

10: *Om nom nom* Mmm, cookie...

Me: I think 10 went a bit insane.

11: Isn't it good that when he dies I'm pretty much not like him at all?

River: Be nice, sweetie!

11: *Sigh* Yes, dear.

Me: *Mutters* Old married couple.

11: I heard that!

Me: Well, it's true!
 
Flower: NO! MY MT. DOOMS! NOOOOOOOO!:eek: *glares at Dr. Rainy* *draws sword* You. Will. Now. Die.

Dorthy: We have crossed into evil villain status, happy Caspian?

Caspian:.... *points tomato shooter on his Dalek suit at Dr. Rainy* YOU UPSET MY SISTER! EX-TER-MINATE! *shoots tomatoes at Dr. Rainy*

me: Now look what ya did.

Frodo: Ooooooh, Flower AND Caspian on a rampage!:D *sits on ceiling beam and eats popcorn*

Mozart: Kehaar, that was a mod cookie, not the one I was holding.

Flower: *leaps on Dr. Rainy's head and whacks him with her sword flat over and over again* YOU LITTLE SON OF A HALF TROLL RAT EATING SLUDGE BUCKET! AFHBAUORT7EWIYRUEAHNFKBASGFBUHNDJMC,KlkmXHNAUDNL98ALGUKYTER8YWRM;IMNSGT7BAIE8YDNUJMEN89QWPO;PGAG]SM[TYFINAUSKXTJG6TEIYEWTB7AYIUXMJZGHA67VDTE7G8HOUAS8JHXTYUINZBIZCVIVZCV5C GHUZO8V7CIFGRA8HY7T86BE7YR8EOUYIRBHAU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Caspian: *shoots sporks at Dr. Rainy*

Toto: *steals Dr. Rainy's watering can while he is distracted and tosses it into Derny's Black Hole inside GG inside the Black Hole inside the Asylum inside GG inside of the Black Hole inside of....*

Mozart: *attaches banana peels to Dr. Rainy's feet*

Dorthy: *waxes floors* :D

me: Rainyes, there are two cats you should never mess with; Flower and Mozart. The entire LFF Catlition will turn against you.

Midnight: ARRRRRGGGGGGGG! YOU MADE MY SISTER SAD! *rams a cactus into Dr. Rainy's legs*

me: And Midnight shows up. Midnight hasn't been here in years.
 
Rainy: What the? Crazy kittens! *Snaps fingers* *Watering can appears* There. *Pours water on the ground, growing mini Mt. Dooms* There ya go. You happy now?

Me: *Snickers* You should probably take the banana peels off of your feet.

10: *Stumbling about*

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Me: Dude, Rose's gone. Seriously.

Jack: *Dancing around in circles* Wheeeeee!!! I'm on top of the world!!!

11:

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Me: I know, dude, I know.

Rainy: Since when did we start calling people dude?

Me: There is no we, there is me. YOU ARE NOT THE SAME!

Rainy: YES I AM!!!

Jack: I gotta find Rose. We're gonna go on the Titanic together!

10: *Slurring words* No, y'can't go on the Titanic, it almost crashed into Buckingham Palace! Alonzo got shot, too... And Astrid... Poor Astrid...

Me: Whoa, I thought you were being crazy about Rose just now.

10: Martha! Donna! Sarah-Jane! Where are you?

Rainy: *Waters 10's head* Will it work now?

Me: I doubt it.

Jack: I'M ON TOP OF THE WOOOORRRLLLLLDDDD!!!!

Me: JUST SHUT UP ALREADY!
 
Flower: MY MT. DOOMS! *strokes tiny Mt. Dooms* There, there little ones, mommy's here.

Zuko: *stares at Flower* Can I please go home now?

me: No.

Caspian: Aww, no more fighting?:(

Dorthy: At least Flower's happy again...

Hiccup: *grabs 10* WHAT HAPPENED TO ASTRID?!?

Frodo: *smacks Jack on the head with a ten ton weight, knocking him out, then dumps him off a cliff* Bon voyage!

Zuko:.... Please can I....?

me: No.

Dorthy: Rainy, Dr. Rainy, just accept that there is two of you and get along. You are multiple purrsonailities of each other. It is perfectly normal for insane people.

Caspian: Dorthy.... have you been hanging out with the Dr.'s?

Dorthy:..... Well, ya know that nurse is still around....

Zuko: Nurse?

Dorthy: Lieke, one of the original doctors had a nurse. She still lurks around here sometimes. I think she's in league with the DLF and they run around and snatch people out of their cells at night and that's where all the old duffers and members went.

Zuko: Wh-what?

Dorthy: Yeah. So be careful, and always check under your bed before you go to sleep.

Zuko:...... Uhhh....

me: :rolleyes:
 
Me: Whatever you say, I am NOT the same as that insane Dr! He's not even a doctor, he's just a Dr!

Rainy: Ouch.

Jack: *Falling off the Titanic* I'M KING OF THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRLLLLLLLDDDDDDD! *Splat* ...I'm okay.......!

Me: Good thing he can't die.

River: Spoilers!

11: How would you know? You haven't even met Jack!

River: Maybe I have. I am a time traveler, after all. ;)

Adam: Hmm, if I ate a mod cookie, could I get out?

10: *Floating on a paper airplane, painting tricycles into the air* EAT A MOD COOKIE! YOU WON'T REGRET IT!

Adam: ...On second thought...
 
11: Hey, stop acting like Sherlock!

Me: How would you know what Sherlock acts like?

11: I have a time machine. Do you think I haven't met Sherlock Holmes? He's actually quite nice to be around. Finally a human who thinks like me!

Adam: *Spits out mod cookie* Ptooy! I seriously hope that having a cookie in your mouth doesn't immediately make you go insane.

River: Well, not entirely, anyway.

Adam: Why is the world spinning?

Rainy: Oh dear. This is gonna be fun.

Me: Not much has changed in Adam, I don't think.

Adam: *Skateboards on the ceiling* This is actually kinda fun! WOOHOO!!!
 
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11: Hey, stop acting like Sherlock!

Me: How would you know what Sherlock acts like?

11: I have a time machine. Do you think I haven't met Sherlock Holmes? He's actually quite nice to be around. Finally a human who thinks like me!

Adam: *Spits out mod cookie* Ptooy! I seriously hope that having a cookie in your mouth doesn't immediately make you go insane.

River: Well, not entirely, anyway.

Adam: Why is the world spinning?

Rainy: Oh dear. This is gonna be fun.

Me: Not much has changed in Adam, I don't think.

Adam: *Skateboards on the ceiling* This is actually kinda fun! WOOHOO!!!
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Caspian: *shoots a rotten tomato into 11's mouth* No.

me: My Time Machine is better.

Zuko: So what do these cookies actually do?

me: Well they're not actually supposed to make you crazier. They're supposed to make you lose your memory and make it easier for the mods to control you; they're brainwashing cookies. However these have been sitting around for quite some time, which I think is why they are having a more cactus juice-y effect.

Dorthy: They are pretty hard. *bangs cookie against table and it bounces off*

Frodo: *mixes a mod cookie and cactus juice together and dumps the mixture into Zuko's tea*

Zuko: *cough* What is in this? And why are there tigers? How do I know what a tiger IS? Mewsie, when did you grow a second head?

Me: Oh jeeze.:rolleyes:

Caspian: WAR! I NEED WAR! *shoots tomatoes at Zuko*

Zuko: Hey! Stop that! *starts throwing vases at Caspian and ends up hitting everyone else*

Dorthy: Who decided to put VASES in an INSANE ASYLUM?

me: One of life's great mysteries...
 
Rainy: What is it with that strange cat and wanting to make me evil?!?

Me: Huh, Mewsie, I think Link left those vases in here for when he needed rupees and such.

11: Who's Link?

10: LUCY IN THE SKY WITH DIAMONDS!!
 
Me: Don't you think it's crazy that a bunch of people in this Asylum are named Me? Even me!! What are the chances of that?

*Gathers the Me's around for the annual meeting of Me's.*

Me: How are we going to distinguish between all of the Me's? I guess I'll be Me #1, Me can be Me #2 and Me can be Me #3.
 
Me: *Gibbs-smacks Pookie* Weirdo.

Jack: WHO WANTS CHOCOLATE COOKIES?!?!?! *Throws mod cookies around the room*

Adam: I know I shouldn't, but they're cookies... *Eats one* MMMMMMMM!!!!!!!! WOOHOO!!! DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO TYPE WITH CAPS LOCK NOW?!?!?

10: *Nods head vigorously* YES, YES IT DOES! ISN'T IT AWESOME?!?!?!

Me: *Facepalm*

Rainy: *Glides around while holding umbrella, watering people*
 
Me: Eustace, dearie, if anyone is "me 1" it would be I. I've been here far longer than you.:p

Dorthy: What's a rupee? This is the second mention of this term I've heard and I STILL don't know what it is...

Frodo: There was a first? o_O

Dorthy: Don't you pay ANY attention on the rare occasions that Mewsie reads fanfiction?

Frodo: No, but, CAPS LOCK ON!

Dorthy: OH WHY?!?

Caspian: DEATH OR GLORY! *Tarzan swings into Dr. Rainy, knocking him to the ground* *proceeds to poke Dr. Rainy excessively while chanting:* BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER...

Dorthy: o_O

Zuko: *joins Caspian* BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER... HEY, YOU GOT A LOT OF SEAWEED IN YOUR HAIR DUDE.

Frodo: *jumping up and down on Dr. Rainy's head* Hey, yeah, he does!

Caspian: *stops chanting for a moment* We should surgically remove it.... TO THE SECRET INVENTION ROOM!

Dorthy: *watches as Caspian, Frodo and Zuko drag Dr. Rainy back to their 'secret invention room'* So, who turned off caps lock?

me: I did. It was too bothersome.:p
 
Me: Ah, let them experiment on Rainy. He'll be fine.

Rainy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

11: *Sniffs* My twin!

10: LOOK, EVERYONE! I'M SWIMMING IN THE SKY!

Jack: *Swims at Rainy* *Grabs him and swims away* WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT, SEAWEED IN YOUR HAIR?

Rainy: Er, what? No, I don't have seaweed in my hair. If I do, it's only because I was shoved into the sea a while back and still haven't had a chance to bathe.

Jack: EW!!! *Drops Rainy into Mount Doom*

Rainy: Ooh, chocolate!
 
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Me: Ah, let them experiment on Rainy. He'll be fine.

Rainy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

11: *Sniffs* My twin!

10: LOOK, EVERYONE! I'M SWIMMING IN THE SKY!

Jack: *Swims at Rainy* *Grabs him and swims away* WHAT ARE THEY TALKING ABOUT, SEAWEED IN YOUR HAIR?

Rainy: Er, what? No, I don't have seaweed in my hair. If I do, it's only because I was shoved into the sea a while back and still haven't had a chance to bathe.

Jack: EW!!! *Drops Rainy into Mount Doom*

Rainy: Ooh, chocolate!
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Caspian: *points to Dr. Rainy* Retrieve the victi-er-test subject!

Frodo: COME ON DR. RAINY! IF YOU COME WITH US, YOU GET MARSHMALLOWS AND POPCORN! *grabs Dr. Rainy's hair and starts to drag him out of the chocolate Mt. Doom*

Zuko: *grabs Dr. Rainy and drags him into the Secret Invention Room* You smell like bacon.

Frodo: BACON?!?

Caspian: *sniffs Dr. Rainy* He does rather smell like bacon....

Dorthy: I don't even know what to say. *knocks Jack down from the ceiling* I'm gonna go turn the anti-gravity roof off now.
 
Rainy: Oy! I don't smell like bacon, Caspian does!

Me: That's just wrong.

Rainy: I smell like chocolate...

Jack: *Falls out of the sky* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *SPLAT!* ...I'm okay...

10: OH DEAR. *Falls out of the sky* *Lands in Mt. Doom* IT'S GOOD! I'M GOOD! I JUST FELL IN MOLTEN HOT CHOCOLATE, BUT I'M GOOD!

River: Why did he have to eat the cookie?

11: Because I like to surprise you, honey. :D

River: Oh, don't call me honey, sweetie. It doesn't suit you.
 
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Rainy: Oy! I don't smell like bacon, Caspian does!

Me: That's just wrong.

Rainy: I smell like chocolate...

Jack: *Falls out of the sky* AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!! *SPLAT!* ...I'm okay...

10: OH DEAR. *Falls out of the sky* *Lands in Mt. Doom* IT'S GOOD! I'M GOOD! I JUST FELL IN MOLTEN HOT CHOCOLATE, BUT I'M GOOD!

River: Why did he have to eat the cookie?

11: Because I like to surprise you, honey. :D

River: Oh, don't call me honey, sweetie. It doesn't suit you.
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Caspian: You smell like chocolate maple-syrup bacon. *straps Dr. Rainy into a chair in his Secret Invention Room* Now, I can either start with the spider venom, brain probe or Chinese water torture. What'll it be?

Frodo: What about the Featherduster of Doom?

Caspian: That comes later.

Zuko: You could sing to him.

Caspian: *evil smile* All in good time my young padawans, all in good time. >:3

Dorthy: *pulls 10 out of the chocolate Mt. Doom* Don't be such a pussy. I've SWAM in that thing. *slaps Jack with a fish* You're my brother's next victim.

me: *sigh* Rainy, at least you still have company that is semi-sane.:rolleyes:
 
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Rainy: *Sigh* May as well start with the Chinese water torture. It's not too bad.

Me: Yeah, I've tortured Rainy before.

Rainy: It got quite fun near the end. Hitler joined in!

Me: Rainy, Hitler IS torture.

10: Oy! I was enjoying the chocolate!

11: I'm so glad I'm not him anymore.

River: Mmm, me too. 10 made me die!

10: Hwot?

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River: Spoilers!
 
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Rainy: *Sigh* May as well start with the Chinese water torture. It's not too bad.

Me: Yeah, I've tortured Rainy before.

Rainy: It got quite fun near the end. Hitler joined in!

Me: Rainy, Hitler IS torture.

10: Oy! I was enjoying the chocolate!

11: I'm so glad I'm not him anymore.

River: Mmm, me too. 10 made me die!

10: Hwot?

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River: Spoilers!
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me: Rainy, I'm too easily amused for you to keep posting these clips. I could just sit and stare at some of them for hours....:p

Caspian: Hitler is torture? I thought he was that guy in youtube videos....

me: *facepalm*

Frodo: I have just discovered the best thing ever.:D

Caspian: WHAT?!?

Frodo: They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard playing at the same time as Why is the Rum Gone?

Caspian: O.O YEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS!

me: I have done this before.... At least once....

Caspian: Cats can't remember that far back!

Dorthy: 10, you die.

Frodo: And the Legend of Korra replaces you.

Dorthy: Wrong fandoms.

Zuko: WHAT?!?
 
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