The Insane Asylum II

Merlin: Seriously, where am I?

Me: Would you quit talking? You're getting on my nerves!

11: Poor Merlin, so confused. Unlike me, of course. :D

River: You know, you never really explained how I got here, either.

Rainy: Yeah, Rain doesn't explain things well.

Me: That's it! *Shoves Rainy into water* Chinese water torture!

Rainy: *Glub glub*

11: What is he saying?

Me: *Pulls Rainy out of the water* What?

Rainy: I said, it's a good thing I brought along my artificial gills!

11: *Facepalm* Not a good thing to say out loud.
 
Rainshadow said:
Merlin: Seriously, where am I?

Me: Would you quit talking? You're getting on my nerves!

11: Poor Merlin, so confused. Unlike me, of course. :D

River: You know, you never really explained how I got here, either.

Rainy: Yeah, Rain doesn't explain things well.

Me: That's it! *Shoves Rainy into water* Chinese water torture!

Rainy: *Glub glub*

11: What is he saying?

Me: *Pulls Rainy out of the water* What?

Rainy: I said, it's a good thing I brought along my artificial gills!

11: *Facepalm* Not a good thing to say out loud.
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Caspian: I got this Rain.....shadowy. *points at Dr. Rainy* I BANISH YOU TO THE ISLAND OF PERPETUAL TICKLING!

me: I must watch that episode again sometime.....

Mozart: *stands on an invisible perch in front of Merlin* You have been brought to the Insane Asylum, a home for mentally ill cats, humans and assorted other strange peoples and creatures. You have been brought here by the will of your host and master, in this case that is Rainyshadow. If you do not believe that you are currently insane you will be by the end of your stay here. Jack, 10 and my sister Flower are prime examples.

Flower: *strokes her tiny Mt. Dooms* Yess, my Preciousses, we love you, you are our babies, we will lovesss you and squeezesss you and callss you George, Fred, Louise, Tommy and Michelangelo.

Dorthy: Sis, you're startin' to freak me out a little...
 
Me: What light?

10: Ooh! I can see it! But it's blue...

Jack: No, it's bright yellow!

Adam: I DON'T WANNA SEE THE LIGHT!

Rainy: DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT! STAY OUTTA THE LIGHT!

11: Um, listen to Rainy?

Me: I think that might be a good suggestion.

River: *Grabs 10 by the tie and pulls him away from the light*

10: Oy! What'd you do that for?

River: You'll thank me later.

Jack: How do we know the light's bad? It could be good! *Runs forward to embrace the light*

Me: Yep, he's insane!
 
Rainshadow said:
Me: What light?

10: Ooh! I can see it! But it's blue...

Jack: No, it's bright yellow!

Adam: I DON'T WANNA SEE THE LIGHT!

Rainy: DON'T GO INTO THE LIGHT! STAY OUTTA THE LIGHT!

11: Um, listen to Rainy?

Me: I think that might be a good suggestion.

River: *Grabs 10 by the tie and pulls him away from the light*

10: Oy! What'd you do that for?

River: You'll thank me later.

Jack: How do we know the light's bad? It could be good! *Runs forward to embrace the light*

Me: Yep, he's insane!
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Well which kind of light is it? The first one or the second one? First one is bad, second one is good.

Mozart: If its blue...
Blue light is true light
Conquering even the darkness of night
Lighting my footsteps up on the wall
Leading me onward towards Gaal.

me: There's that kind of light too...
 

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Me: Why hasn't the doorknob shaved? It's hard to turn a doorknob when it is tickling you with it's beard. What could be on the other side of the door? *Opens door, giggling wildly the entire time.*
 
Caspian: The madness and glory of the Duffers diminishes.:(
Dorthy: Along with our extra lines.
Caspian: *grins* Well, that's a perk.
Frodo: Hmm.....
Caspian: We need enemies.... OH! I got it! I'll send out an enemies ad!
Dorthy: Oh brother.:rolleyes:
Caspian:
Enemies Needed!
Must have fighting experience
Must be equipped with creativity, a sense of humor, and originality
Please call 653-653-5353 and ask for Caspian​
Dorthy:
Needed: A Replacement Brother
Why? Mine is just too weird.
Must have: a brain and a love of archery
Please call (see number above) and ask for Dorthy.​
Frodo: o_O ...............I'LL FIND THE AD THREAD!:D
 
Caspian: Insanity. What a lovely word.
Dorthy: One which describes you purrfectly. Hence why I need the above ad.:rolleyes:
Frodo: At least he doesn't talk like Moriarty.
me: My mom thinks Moriarty can speak whale.
Frodo: *snickers*
Dorthy: I want a snickers....
Caspian: I could create you one....
Dorthy: NO! You'd probably put a bomb in it or something...
Caspian: We've been watching too much Sherlock, haven't we?
Dorthy: Inconceivable! You can never watch too much Sherlock, my dear Watson.
Caspian: Hey, why am I Watson?:mad:
Dorthy: Because /I/ want to be Sherlock!
Caspian: You're a girl!
Dorthy: So?
Frodo: I got it! Caspian can be Sherlock, I can be Watson and Dorthy can be Irene, because she's the only girl to ever outsmart Sherlock.:D
Dorthy: I can live with that. :3
Caspian: Okay. Wait, what?
 
Dorthy: CASPIAN I TOLD YOU NOT TO STEAL THAT CANNON, AND THAT SHIP! I TOLD YOU THE PIRATES WOULD COME SOMEDAY, I TOLD YOU!!!!!!
Caspian: o_O Um, I could just send some apples and see what happens....?
Dorthy: DOOOOOM OOOOOOOON YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!
Caspian: O.O Erm, kay. * uses his tomato cannon to shoot tomatoes and apples at the pirate sail* TAKE YER APPLES AND BE GONE YE SCALLYWAGS!
Frodo: Does that thing shoot actually weapons anymore? Like... cannonballs for instance?
Caspian: No, but it shoots bowling balls.
Frodo:.... Okay, then I'm with ya!:D
Dorthy: :rolleyes: DOOM!
 
This really is getting ridiculous. *stares at quiet Asylum*

*walks out and sits on the lawn, starting at the iron bars separating her from the outside* They left me. They all left me. *eats cheeze whiz and pie (MPLF)*

.... OH WELL! *Starts blasting music and lobbing giant paintballs at the Asylum* *runs inside and runs a metal bar along all the cages while yelling through a foghorn* WAKE UP! WAKE UP!
 
Me: *Wakes up* Ah! Hey! What did ya do that for? I was sleepin' over here!

Adam: *Rubs ears* Ow. She shot me in the ear.

10: *Tries to get paint out of hair* My hair! My beautiful hair!

River: I know, sweetie, she got paint in my hair, too. *Glares at Mewsie*

11: I don't know what you lot're complaining about. I don't have paint on me! *Gets shot in the throat by paintball* AH! MY BOWTIE! MY PRECIOUS BOWTIE!
 
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Me: *Wakes up* Ah! Hey! What did ya do that for? I was sleepin' over here!

Adam: *Rubs ears* Ow. She shot me in the ear.

10: *Tries to get paint out of hair* My hair! My beautiful hair!

River: I know, sweetie, she got paint in my hair, too. *Glares at Mewsie*

11: I don't know what you lot're complaining about. I don't have paint on me! *Gets shot in the throat by paintball* AH! MY BOWTIE! MY PRECIOUS BOWTIE!
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me: Serves you all right for abandoning me!:mad::p *glares back at River and sticks her tongue out*
Dorthy: New life goal: get good enough at photoshopping to make it look like 10 has rainbow hair. xD
Caspian: Hair, ears, bowties- you guys are sure whiners!
Mozart: :rolleyes: *dumps water over Rainy, Adam, 10, 11 and River* At least its not OIL BASED paint.
me: I would not be so cruel. Besides, I like 10's hair. xD
Caspian: At least there were no tomatoes involved... UNTIL NOW! *shoots tomatoes at Rainy, Adam, River and the Doctors using his tomato cannon*
Dorthy: Ah the tomato cannon, our eternal fallback in wars.:p
 
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