The Insane Asylum II

10: *Tackles Dorthy* DON'T YOU DARE START THAT!

Rainy: Wot's he goin' on about?

Me: Long story.

11: What happened to those cookies... *Goes wandering about for cookies*

Rainy: Ooh! I have a couple of Chocolate Muffins of Death left! *Holds out a tray of yummy-looking muffins*

Me: *Whispers* Don't do it!

11: Uh, no thanks...
 
Rainshadow said:
10: *Tackles Dorthy* DON'T YOU DARE START THAT!

Rainy: Wot's he goin' on about?

Me: Long story.

11: What happened to those cookies... *Goes wandering about for cookies*

Rainy: Ooh! I have a couple of Chocolate Muffins of Death left! *Holds out a tray of yummy-looking muffins*

Me: *Whispers* Don't do it!

11: Uh, no thanks...
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Dorthy:.......... Because Drums Okay
me: I think the Master, Moriarty and Azula are around here somewhere. I met them while I was alone in the Asylum for far too long.
Frodo: I want a muffin.
Caspian: I don't advise that little buddy.
Frodo: Since when did you call me that?!?
Caspian: Since Mewsie started watching Gilligan's Island again.
Frodo: It sounds so.... chummily demeaning.
Dorthy:.... YOU THINK I'M WEIRD.
me: I think I sat through a philosophy class at a college today.
Mozart: Eleven, its a known fact that one does not eat cookies found in the Insane Asylum.
Caspian: That drumbeat is getting weirder....
Dorthy: Yeah, it needs a gif of you trying to shoot your tomato cannon and flying backwards over and over again....
Mozart: I'm sorry, 10, I'm so so sorry.
Frodo: *jumps on trampoline with Eustace*
 
Adam: TRAMPOLINE?!?! *Starts jumping on trampoline* You didn't tell me there was a trampoline in here! Awesome!

10: Why are you so sorry?

Me: I think she's just quoting you. (OOC: I forget, is Mozart a she or a he?)

11: Why do people quote us all the time? It's weird.

River: Yeah, I hear people saying 'Hello, Sweetie' quite a bit nowadays.

Me: Uhhh... Heh heh... Um, there's this wonderful little show called Doctor Who...

Keehar: Don't tell 'em!

Me: Whoa, I'd forgotten about you guys!

Star Lily: *Gasp* I'm offended!

Everyone: :rolleyes:
 
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Adam: TRAMPOLINE?!?! *Starts jumping on trampoline* You didn't tell me there was a trampoline in here! Awesome!

10: Why are you so sorry?

Me: I think she's just quoting you. (OOC: I forget, is Mozart a she or a he?)

11: Why do people quote us all the time? It's weird.

River: Yeah, I hear people saying 'Hello, Sweetie' quite a bit nowadays.

Me: Uhhh... Heh heh... Um, there's this wonderful little show called Doctor Who...

Keehar: Don't tell 'em!

Me: Whoa, I'd forgotten about you guys!

Star Lily: *Gasp* I'm offended!

Everyone: :rolleyes:
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(Mozart is a GIRL. Just like me. Just like the Meerkat.)

Mozart: Because you say cool stuff. And I'm sorry about my sister being ridiculous.
Dorthy: Rainshad, Keehar, dearies, I think they broke the fourth wall a long time ago....
me: I wonder if.....
Frodo: *dodges dodgeballs* MEWSIE, LOOK WHAT WE'RE PLAYING!
me: oooooooh
Caspian: OOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dorthy: :rolleyes:
 
Must. Stop. Vanishing. I'm sorry, guys. I'm just that busy lately and...why am I even discussing this in the IA? Can we just have a cheez-whiz war and forget this ever happened?
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Must. Stop. Vanishing. I'm sorry, guys. I'm just that busy lately and...why am I even discussing this in the IA? Can we just have a cheez-whiz war and forget this ever happened?
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Caspian: Sure. *sprays Satyr down with cheeze whiz*
Frodo: GRENADE! *throws cheeze whiz bombs at Satyr, Rainshad and the others*
me: *ducks behind couch* *loads nerd revolver* *starts shooting nerds at everyone* AND DON'T TELL ME TO STOP PLAYING WITH A GUN, DOCTOR, I HELPED DESIGN THESE THINGS AND THEY ARE PERFECTLY SAFE AS LONG AS YOU KEEP THEM AWAY FROM CASPIAN!
Caspian: Hey!
Dorthy: You just make EVERYTHING dangerous, don't you?:rolleyes:
 
Eustace C. Scrubb said:
Me: *Throws flaming dodge balls at Mewsie and Co.* My trampoline!!! *Gets smacked in the face by a random cheese whiz ball.* Uggggggggghhhhh. *Is knocked unconsious.*
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me: *expertly dodges flaming dodgeballs* I am the Dodgeball Queen. (I'm not even kidding. Balls are attracted to my head -actually, flying objects in general are- but when they aren't hitting my face I'm pretty darn good at avoiding them.:p)
Frodo: *leaps into the chocolate Mt. Doom with a bomb* DETONATE THE CHOCOLATE VOLCANO!

*Chocolate Mt. Doom erupts, covering everyone in chocolate*

Dorthy: *wipes chocolate off face* Arrg! This is gonna take me DAYS to get outta my fur! *drags Frodo out of the mess and slaps him*
Frodo: OW!:eek:
Caspian: *emerges from the inside of his tomato cannon mostly chocolate free* NOW TASTE MY WRATH PUNY HUMANS AND TIMELORDS AND SATYRS AND.... ASSORTED OTHERS! *shoots chocolate covered tomatoes randomly at everyone*
 
Eustace C. Scrubb said:
Me: I am insulted!!! I am a hobbit. Why didn't you list hobbits, hmm? *Fires a tomato cannon at Mewsie.*
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(Excuse me. But I have self-copywritten my tomato cannons. Caspian has the only one in use and the rest- the original was cloned long ago- are held in a secure location unknown to everybody but Caspian *writer who gets defensive about these things a lot*. Also: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM NOT MY CATS AND AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHAT THEY DO SO STOP SHOOTING THINGS AT ME.)

Caspian: *yanks tomato cannon away from Eustace* That's mine!:mad: Make your own! And I said assorted others!
Dorthy: Shesh you guys are worked up. At least YOU'RE not covered in chocolate! Well, Eustace and Mewsie might be, but....
me: I was in the tunnels.
Dorthy: Lucky.:rolleyes:
Caspian: SHE *points at Eustace* Tried to steal MY tomato cannon!
Dorthy: As long as she doesn't write my name with two o's in it....
me: Oh don't even go THERE.
 
Me: CHOCOLATE?! *Starts eating chocolate off the floor*

Adam: *Gets smacked in the face by a tomato* Ah! What was that for?!

River: Well, this is an... experience...

(Elementary) Joan: Sherlock, can we go now?

(Elementary) Sherlock: Why? It's just getting interesting!

Star Lily: *Flies to the roof* This is disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

Keehar: *Swims in the chocolate* This is awesome!
 
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Me: CHOCOLATE?! *Starts eating chocolate off the floor*

Adam: *Gets smacked in the face by a tomato* Ah! What was that for?!

River: Well, this is an... experience...

(Elementary) Joan: Sherlock, can we go now?

(Elementary) Sherlock: Why? It's just getting interesting!

Star Lily: *Flies to the roof* This is disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

Keehar: *Swims in the chocolate* This is awesome!
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(Rainy, I would just like to let you know that you gave me such an unrealistic image of River from these conversations in the Asylum. xD)

Caspian: *glares at Adam* BECAUSE GIRLS ARE ANNOYING AND I'M VENTING MY ANGER.
Dorthy: OY!:mad:
Caspian: Snap. I shouldn't have said that....
Frodo: Well, at least SOMEBODY likes my chocolate explosion.:D
 
Harlequin: Where's Columbine? At least you could have brought Columbine!

Me: Well that's just peachy. Not only am I covered in Cheez-Whiz, but now we have to deal with a love-sick Faerie!

Harlequin: I'm not a Faerie! I'm a sprite!

Me: Which is a kind of..?

Harlequin: *sigh* ...Faerie...
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Harlequin: Where's Columbine? At least you could have brought Columbine!

Me: Well that's just peachy. Not only am I covered in Cheez-Whiz, but now we have to deal with a love-sick Faerie!

Harlequin: I'm not a Faerie! I'm a sprite!

Me: Which is a kind of..?

Harlequin: *sigh* ...Faerie...
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Dorthy: Great, now we've got faeries.
Caspian: Lovesick faeries. Ick. Sissy stuff.
Dorthy: Hey! I'm not getting married any more than you ever will!
Caspian: Well most girls...
me: What about me? I don't like most boys, and the ones I do have crushes on aren't living in my world...
Caspian: Well SOME girls.
Dorthy: Boring girls.
me: Silly girls.
Frodo: I'm in love with pie. MPLF.:D *throws pie at Harlequin*
 
Harlequin: *Wipes pie off of face* Now you've asked for it, you narking little Cait Sidhe! I'm going to destroy you, you pain in the-

Me: Neck! I swear mods, he was totally gonna say neck! *Turns to Harlequin* Dude, you're a high Sprite warrior in the Seelie Court. It was a pie. Shake it off and throw some back!

Harlequin: Fine. But I will get revenge on that Cait Sidhe! *Picks up pie* Prepare to be pied, werecat!
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Harlequin: *Wipes pie off of face* Now you've asked for it, you narking little Cait Sidhe! I'm going to destroy you, you pain in the-

Me: Neck! I swear mods, he was totally gonna say neck! *Turns to Harlequin* Dude, you're a high Sprite warrior in the Seelie Court. It was a pie. Shake it off and throw some back!

Harlequin: Fine. But I will get revenge on that Cait Sidhe! *Picks up pie* Prepare to be pied, werecat!
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Frodo: What's a Cait Sidhe?
Dorthy: Stupid Cat in faerie language.
Frodo: Really?
Dorthy: I dunno, but that's what it sounded like.:p
Frodo: What's narking?
Dorthy:.... Annoying? Rude? Ridiculous? How should I know?!?
Frodo: I am an annoying Stupid Cat. Tell me something I don't know.:p
Caspian: I'll defend you little buddy! *shoots tomatoes at Harlequin using his tomato cannon* Leave my little buddy alone!
Dorthy: Have you literally engaged EVERYONE who is semi-awake in the Asylum?
Caspian:..... Maybe.....
 
Me: Cait Sidhe is an Unseelie Faeie that takes the form of a cat. It's literally Gaelic for Cat Faerie.

Harlequin: *Has stolen old Peanut-Butter Cannon* For the Seelie Court! *Fires radioactive Peanut-Butter at Caspian* Give back Columbine, you wretches!

Me: Oh, boy...
 
WarriorSatyr said:
Me: Cait Sidhe is an Unseelie Faeie that takes the form of a cat. It's literally Gaelic for Cat Faerie.

Harlequin: *Has stolen old Peanut-Butter Cannon* For the Seelie Court! *Fires radioactive Peanut-Butter at Caspian* Give back Columbine, you wretches!

Me: Oh, boy...
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me: Well then.... Buenos Tardes is not to be confused with Buenos TARDIS. Or were we not stating random language facts?:p
Caspian: Radioactive Peanut butter? If I eat that, will it give me superpowers?!? *catches radioactive peanut butter in a net* I must save this for future observation. Frodo, take this to the lab. *hands net to Frodo, who goes off to the undisclosed location of Caspian's lab*
Dorthy: Who's Columbine? And why would we have her?
Caspian: Shhhh! Don't tell him that! Tell him we're torturing her or something!
Dorthy: But we don't torture innocents! Only people like Edward Cullen!
Caspian: Yeah, but they don't know that! Now bug off sis, I'm trying to have a war! Get the weapons or something!
Dorthy: :rolleyes: *appears a moment later behind Harlequin, aiming her bow and arrow at his head* POTATO! *shoots flat tipped arrow with a baked potato attached to it at Harlequin's head, then darts off again*
Caspian: *yanks a piece of dried chocolate off the floor and shoots it at Satyr and Harlequin using his tomato cannon* :D War.
 
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