The Insane Asylum II

Rainshadow said:
Adam: WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!?!

Me: CASPIAN LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON, DIDN'T YOU HEAR MEWSIE SAYING THAT?

Adam: I GUESS I KINDA MISSED OUT ON THAT BIT. TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME I SANG.

11th Doctor: HE'S SO HUMBLE, ISN'T HE?

10th Doctor: *Gibbs-slaps 11* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT OWL CITY?!?!

11th Doctor: :p *Punches 10* I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT SINCE RORY PUNCHED ME ABOUT BEING SO RUDE TO HIM ABOUT AMY.

10th Doctor: *Tackles 11* STOP SPOILING THINGS FOR ME! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!

Me: BOY, YOU SOUND LIKE A DALEK, DON'T YOU?

Jack: DALEKS?! WHERE?!?

Me: YOU CAN'T DIE, SO WHY ARE YOU AFRAID?

Adam: HEY, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO? *Presses random button* Yes! I turned off caps lock!
Click to expand...

Caspian: *eyes start glowing* *floats towards ceiling* *hits Adam in the face with a tomato and turns caps lock back on* YOU LEAVE THAT ON YOU STUPID WIMPY SINGER KID!

*pipes below the Asylum suddenly burst, sending a flood of water up through the floor, hitting Adam and knocking him against the wall*

Dorthy: CASPIAN! CALM DOWN! ITS NOT THE END OF THE WORLD!

Caspian: *in a creepy deep voice* YES, IT IS!

*asylum walls start to implode*

*chocolate Mt. Doom erupts*

*tornado starts swirling through the rooms*

Zuko: I REALLY THINK WE SHOULD RUN NOW!

Dorthy: THAT MAY BE A PRUDENT IDEA!

Frodo: SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHEN CASPIAN BECAME THE AVATAR?!?!

Toto: WE ARE GOING TO DIE!
 
Keehar: WOOHOO! THIS IS AWESOME!!!

Star Lily: Ugh! I'm getting chocolate on my beautiful scales!

Me: STAR LILY, WHY AREN'T YOU SPEAKING WITH CAPS LOCK ON?

Star Lily: I don't follow the rules, I make my own.

11th Doctor: WHY ARE YOU TALKING TO A DRAGON?

Me: YOU TALK TO CATS.

11th Doctor: LOTS OF PEOPLE TALK TO CATS.

Adam: GET ME OUT OF HEEEEERRREEEEE!!!!!!

Me: TOO LATE FOR THAT!

Jack: *Dives down and swims into the TARDIS* *Presses the caps lock button* Fixed that problem!

Star Lily: HEY! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?!

Me: *Facepalm*
 
*sits down in a corner* You guys really are hopeless, aren't you? *shoots up a bomb that dissipates a smoke over her cats that puts them to sleep so that they don't cause more trouble, for now*

Zuko: Uhh.....

me: *starts finger painting on the walls* My day has gone about this well.

Zuko: ?

me: Daylight 'Savings' time + not sleeping well= not so stable me.

Zuko: *backs away slowly*

me: *walks inside TARDIS and starts pushing random buttons* LOOK! WINDSHIELD WIPERS! xD
 
10 and 11: *Chases after Mewsie*

10th Doctor: No! Don't press that button!

11th Doctor: AH! That one makes a star supernova!

Jack: He's insane.

Me: I know! Why would someone have a button that makes a star supernova?

River: Exactly.
 
Rainshadow said:
10 and 11: *Chases after Mewsie*

10th Doctor: No! Don't press that button!

11th Doctor: AH! That one makes a star supernova!

Jack: He's insane.

Me: I know! Why would someone have a button that makes a star supernova?

River: Exactly.
Click to expand...

me: *hits star supernova button again and again, laughing maniacally* I'M EXPLODING THE UNIVERSE!:p

Zuko: Mewsie, what if you blow up the sun?

me: *stops* I hadn't thought of that.... Look at the pretty colors though... *stares out TARDIS window, watching stars bursting into an array of hues and tints of color*

Zuko: I got her to stop. You're welcome.

me: Well I wouldn't want you to permanently lose your firebending.:p

Zuko: :eek: Well, uh, thanks.

Dorthy: The earth would also instantly be coated in ice. Or something like that. Or it would burn to a teeny tiny cinder.

Caspian:.... Why did Mewsie stop, again?
 
Me: 'Cause she has a crush on Zuko.

10th Doctor: 'Cause she gained some common sense?

Doctors: *Look at each other* Nah! :D

Paper Tigers: *Looks at supernova-ing stars* Pretty stars! There's blue ones and red ones and green ones and...

Me: *Facepalm*

River: We should probably stop those stars from blowing up.

11th Doctor: How? we can't leave.

River: *Sigh*
 
Rainshadow said:
Me: 'Cause she has a crush on Zuko.

10th Doctor: 'Cause she gained some common sense?

Doctors: *Look at each other* Nah! :D

Paper Tigers: *Looks at supernova-ing stars* Pretty stars! There's blue ones and red ones and green ones and...

Me: *Facepalm*

River: We should probably stop those stars from blowing up.

11th Doctor: How? we can't leave.

River: *Sigh*
Click to expand...

me: Definitely not the common sense one. I already have that.:p

Zuko: You.... do?

me: *glares* Well I would if I could ever find my brain!

Zuko: You... you lost your brain?

me: Duh. You will too, eventually.

Zuko: W-w-what? N-n-no, thats, that's not possible!

Me: Yes. Its true! And Zuko, I AM YOUR MOTHER!

Zuko: WHAT?!?!

Dorthy: Which is why Zuko could never find his mom, because she found a magical flower which made her young whenever she sang to it.:p
 
Me: Now you're just mixing fantasy with reality, Mewsie. You need to stop or you'll go insane...er...!

Keehar: Whoa, we're halfway there! Whoa! Livin' on a prayer!

*Windows shatter*

Me: Quick! Someone shut him up!

Jack: *Jumps off of diving board and grabs Keehar before falling into the lake* WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Keehar: *Gasp* WE are never, ever, ever getting back together!

*Birds fall out of the sky outside*

Me: Jack, dunk him in the lake!

Jack: *Coughing out water* I AM in the lake!

10th Doctor: Hehehe... I AM! Hehehe!

11th Doctor: What's his problem?

Me: Owl City.
Owl+City+I+AM.jpg


Adam: 0.o I want out. NOW!
 
Rainshadow said:
Me: Now you're just mixing fantasy with reality, Mewsie. You need to stop or you'll go insane...er...!
Click to expand...

me: Rainy dearest, I've been doing that since I was about 4.:p

Caspian: :rolleyes: Keehar, you're doing it all wrong. You need to make your voice higher and screechy-er. And you have to be louder! It needs to be loud enough to break their eardrums. Like so, *lets out something that sounds like a screech owl crossed with a dying cow* HAAAAAAALFFFFFFFFWAAAAAAAAAY THEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! LIIIIIIIIIIVIIIIIIIIIIN ON A PRAAAAAAAAAAAAYEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!

Dorthy: *tries to plug ears, paws come away bloody* MY EARS! *touches eyes, paws come away bloody* MY EYES! *nose starts bleeding* MY NOSE!

Caspian: :D I'm so good I don't just make people's ears start bleeding.

Zuko: *rolls on the floor covering ears* MAKE THEM STOP! MAKE THEM STOOOOPPPP!!!!!!!!

Frodo: Its beautiful. *dreamy eyes*

me: *backs away, with wax in ears* METHINKS FRODO HAS LOST IT MORE THAN ANY OF US.


(I'll give you pie [MPLF] if you can tell me why I have wax in my ears. Make sure you yell.:p)
 
Last edited:
MPLF?

Keehar: *Screeching like Caspian* IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE MAKING THIS NOISE! THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE WAX IN YOUR EEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!

Me: Good thing I'm partially deaf.

Adam: *Jumps into the lake* *Shoves head underwater* *Pops back up* I can still hear them!!!

Jack: Ow.

Keehar: *Looks at Caspian* How'd I do?

11th Doctor: *Claps hands* Brilliantly! Bravo! Now stop.
 
Rainshadow said:
MPLF?

Keehar: *Screeching like Caspian* IT'S BECAUSE WE'RE MAKING THIS NOISE! THAT'S WHY YOU HAVE WAX IN YOUR EEEEEEAAAAARRRRRRSSSSS!!!!!

Me: Good thing I'm partially deaf.

Adam: *Jumps into the lake* *Shoves head underwater* *Pops back up* I can still hear them!!!

Jack: Ow.

Keehar: *Looks at Caspian* How'd I do?

11th Doctor: *Claps hands* Brilliantly! Bravo! Now stop.
Click to expand...

MPLF= May pie live forever

me: Ah, your knowledge of epic poems seems to be lacking. Does the name The Odyssey mean anything to you? *eats pie (MPLF)*

Caspian: Not bad, my young padwan, not bad.

Dorthy: Who's letting Caspian watch Star Wars?

Caspian: Come to the Dark Side, we have cookies!:D

Dorthy: Oh brother.:rolleyes:
 
10: COOKIES?! DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES?!?!

Me: Uh oh.

Adam: What?

Me: The Doctor goes crazy around cookies.

11: No I don't!

Me: No, you go crazy around Jammie Dodgers.

11: ...So?

Adam: I just go crazy around ice cream sandwiches and Choco Tacos.

Me: Mmm...
 
Rainshadow said:
10: COOKIES?! DID SOMEONE SAY COOKIES?!?!

Me: Uh oh.

Adam: What?

Me: The Doctor goes crazy around cookies.

11: No I don't!

Me: No, you go crazy around Jammie Dodgers.

11: ...So?

Adam: I just go crazy around ice cream sandwiches and Choco Tacos.

Me: Mmm...
Click to expand...

me: Choco tacos... * nostalgia* WHY? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!! *curls up in a ball in the corner and sobs*

Zuko: o_O Uhh.... *sits by me* Its, its okay....*pats my head awkwardly*

Dorthy: *throws cookies like frisbees at 10* CATCH!

Caspian: You are not on the Dark Side, Dorthy.

Dorthy: *evil smile* No, Caspian, I AM the Dark Side! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

Caspian: :eek: Uh, I gotta go.... *slides out of the room quickly*
 
10:

32955299.jpg


Me: Ugh!

10: *Eating cookies* I AM? Hehehehehehe!

Adam: Just give me my ice cream sandwich and let me leave, please.

11: And the fish custard! That too!

Jack: What happened to my donuts?

I Glide: And our bugs!

River: And my spoilers!
 
Rainshadow said:
10:

32955299.jpg


Me: Ugh!

10: *Eating cookies* I AM? Hehehehehehe!

Adam: Just give me my ice cream sandwich and let me leave, please.

11: And the fish custard! That too!

Jack: What happened to my donuts?

I Glide: And our bugs!

River: And my spoilers!
Click to expand...

Dorthy: *throws Adam and 11 in the dungeon with a bunch of hungry alligators* *suspends Jack and the dragons in a cage above the exploding chocolate Mt. Doom* *straps River and 10 to a cactus and throws them off a cliff*

Caspian: What the...?

Dorthy: Bored.

Caspian: *hides under couch*

me: Oh Dorthy.:rolleyes: *uncurls self from corner* Why do you have to be so violent?

Dorthy: I just wanna see how they get out, kay?

me: :rolleyes:

Zuko: Nobody can die in the asylum, right?

me: Not that I know of. However, they can experience pain.... Oh, and I'm pretty sure the kittens brainwashed 10. You should never eat cookies you find in Dufferland, you know.

Zuko: o_O
 
Adam: IN THE ALLIGATOR SKY!

Me: He's snapped.

11: Woohoo! I've seen fish swimming in the fog, but alligators? They don't have THESE on Gallifrey!

Jack: I HATE cages!

Keehar: Silly cage. *Slides out* The bars are too big!

Dragons: *Escape, leaving Jack*

River: *Uses vortex manipulator, holding 10's hand* *Transports back* Well, that was easy.

10: I hate those things.

Jack: Oh! Duh! I have a vortex manipulator too! *Tries to use it* Ugh, DOCTOR! CAN YOU SONIC MY VORTEX MANIPULATOR?

10: *Sonics vortex manipulator*

Jack: THANK YOU! *Teleports back* Ha!

Me: Well, that just leaves 11 and Adam.

11: Yeah, could you get us out of here? I don't think the alligators quite like Adam's singing.
 
me: *sits in a corner, rocking back and forth whispering to self* Every story has been written before, nothing is new. Every story has been written before, nothing is new....

Zuko: *sits in corner with me, eyes wide* My entire life has been a lie.

Dorthy: Uh, guys?

me: THE SWORD OF GEBURAH! EMPEROR'S NEW GROOVE! I AM YOUR FATHER! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIIIIIIIIIEEEE SOOOOMEEEEEETIIIIIIMEEEEEEE!

Dorthy: :eek: Wha-what?

me: The Search part 1 read this. Read it and all will be told... EXCEPT THE IMPORTANT PARTS!

Zuko: That's not.... possible....

Caspian: Sorry, 11, Adam, you're on your own. Mewsie and Zuko have lost it. o_O
 
Adam: *Standing on an alligator* INTO THE ALLIGATOR SKY! THE ALLIGATOR SKY! INTO THE ALLIGATOR SKY!

11: GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!

Me: Adam, would you just SHUT UP?!?!

Adam: Hehehehe, alligators!

Me: *Facepalm* He's snapped. He has definitely snapped.

10: *Remembers the T-shirt* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY OWL CITY SHIRT!!!!!!!!

River: Can I have my spoilers now?

Jack: *Wearing gas mask* Are you my mummy?

10: O.O

11: O.O

Me: O.O

Jack: Hehehehe...

Adam: Can I have an ice cream sandwich now?

Me: Nope! *Slaps Jack* Not unless you figure out how to get out!

11: Sonic screwdriver! Of course! *Sonics the door* *Door opens* C'mon, let's get out o' here!

Adam: Woohooooo!!! *Rides an alligator out*
 
Rainshadow said:
Adam: *Standing on an alligator* INTO THE ALLIGATOR SKY! THE ALLIGATOR SKY! INTO THE ALLIGATOR SKY!

11: GET ME OUT OF HEEEEEEEEERRRRRRREEEEEE!!!!

Me: Adam, would you just SHUT UP?!?!

Adam: Hehehehe, alligators!

Me: *Facepalm* He's snapped. He has definitely snapped.

10: *Remembers the T-shirt* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! MY OWL CITY SHIRT!!!!!!!!

River: Can I have my spoilers now?

Jack: *Wearing gas mask* Are you my mummy?

10: O.O

11: O.O

Me: O.O

Jack: Hehehehe...

Adam: Can I have an ice cream sandwich now?

Me: Nope! *Slaps Jack* Not unless you figure out how to get out!

11: Sonic screwdriver! Of course! *Sonics the door* *Door opens* C'mon, let's get out o' here!

Adam: Woohooooo!!! *Rides an alligator out*
Click to expand...

me: You want spoilers River? Okay, Zuko's father is really a peasant from the town his mom grew up in. Apparently Ursa and this guy were planning to marry but Ozai showed up and wrecked the whole engagement by stealing Ursa away. She was already pregnant with little Zuko by this other guy, but didn't tell for fear of endangering them all. Ozai found out from a private letter Ursa was trying to send to Zuko's real father.

Zuko: *rocking in a corner* My. Life. Is. A. Lie.

me: Zuko found out about this in the same way his father did, via Ursa's letter.

Dorthy: Doc, was this the best idea? Now we got a mess of alligators running around the Asylum.

Caspian: *slaps Adam repeatedly with a fish* Get a hold of yourself, man!
 
11: *Grabs fish and feeds it to Adam's alligator* If you feed the alligators, I'm sure they'll be okay.

Adam: Hehe, I'm fine! It's fun to be insane! Woohoo! *Tackles alligator* No care in the world!

Me: *Facepalm*

Jack: *Grabs Adam and sticks him in Chocolate Mt. Doom* There.

Adam: AH! WHAT AM I DOING IN HERE?!? GET ME OUT!!!

Jack: *Pulls him out* All better?

Adam: *Dripping with chocolate* Uh huh.

Me: Yay!

10: Aw, he was kinda fun being insane.

11: Much more interesting.

Adam: Wait, I was insane? What?
 
Back
Top