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Wow. That was...interesting.
The Insane Asylum II
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Mozart the Meerkitten
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me: And GG is in Derny's Black Hole which is also inside GG who in turn is in the Asylum.
Zuko: The LAST time I thought I'd escaped it was a simulation. WHY CRUEL ASYLUM?!? WHY?!?
me: I'd tell you who created the Asylum so that you could curse their name forevermore, but I actually don't know who made it.... (And no, I don't mean THIS Asylum, this is Asylum II, I mean the original.... this was a bigger facility that we moved to after we got more inmates
[probably])Zuko: *rocks back and forth in a corner* There has to be a way out somewhere...
me: Probably there is..... if you can get through the Mod Lounge that guards Dufferland. <.<
Zuko: What's so bad about the Mod Lounge?
me: The fact that even the MODS have deserted it... I think the DLF ate all of them. He didn't eat Derny though, because she comes back every like... five to 12 months, but I think he ate the other Duffer Mods (DIAD)..... The old Duffers too....
Zuko:
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Me: I think I've found who GG learned eating from.
Doctor: What is it with you people and eating things?
Jack: That's just wrong.
Me: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree.
Adam: Hey, where am I? Why does it stink so bad?
Me: Is that... Owl City?!
Adam: Oh great, a fan. Just my luck.
Me: What is Owl City doing in the Insane Asylum?!
Doctor: Internet.
Doctor: What is it with you people and eating things?
Jack: That's just wrong.
Me: I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree.
Adam: Hey, where am I? Why does it stink so bad?
Me: Is that... Owl City?!
Adam: Oh great, a fan. Just my luck.
Me: What is Owl City doing in the Insane Asylum?!
Doctor: Internet.
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Me: Mewsie, I always like it when you explain the Mod Lounge. I feel like I should hang out down there just to see what it is like. (That one time I got the mod cookies really didn't count, because I wasn't down there for very long.)
Mozart the Meerkitten
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me: Glad you enjoy hearing about it. I wouldn't recommend going in there, though, its dangerous.
Caspian: I thought GG was around before the DLF?
Dorthy: I have no idea.
Toto: I like this tunnel that goes between the Asylum and the Party. Its a nice tunnel.
Mozart: >=)
Caspian: >`=3)
Dorthy: >=D
Toto: Oh no.....
Dorthy and Mozart: Ooooooh siiiiiiii!
Mozart, Caspian and Dorthy: SECRET TUNNEL! SECRET TUNNEL! THROUGH THE MOUNTAINS! SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEEEEEEL!!!!!!!!!
Toto: NEEEEEOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Me: *Giggles and looks at Zuko*
10th Doctor: What's up with the secret tunnel song?
11th Doctor: Obviously it's supposed to be from some ridiculous show, most likely about people who can control the elements.
Jack: And how would you know that?
11th Doctor: Because I'm the Doctor.
Me: *Low, gruff voice* Because I'm Batman!
Dolphinately: *Rolls around on the ground, laughing*
Me: ...It wasn't that funny...
Keehar: I think he isn't right in his head.
11th Doctor: Agreed.
Adam: *Curled in a ball in the corner* Who are you people?!
Me: *Facepalm*
10th Doctor: What's up with the secret tunnel song?
11th Doctor: Obviously it's supposed to be from some ridiculous show, most likely about people who can control the elements.
Jack: And how would you know that?
11th Doctor: Because I'm the Doctor.
Me: *Low, gruff voice* Because I'm Batman!
Dolphinately: *Rolls around on the ground, laughing*
Me: ...It wasn't that funny...
Keehar: I think he isn't right in his head.
11th Doctor: Agreed.
Adam: *Curled in a ball in the corner* Who are you people?!
Me: *Facepalm*
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Mozart the Meerkitten
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Zuko: What? *right side of face starts to turn red*
me: NANANANANANA BATMAAAAAAN!
Dorthy: The Doctor is correct. Except its not ridiculous. Its Awsomeaticly epic. I liked David Tennant better though.
Hiccup: So do I.
Mozart: Of course you do, he narrates your books.
me: And my daydreams if I listen to him enough. *dreamy look*
Zuko: *mutters* Girls are crazy!
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Me: *Glares at Zuko* No they aren't, just Mewsie and her cats.
10th Doctor: And you.
Me: ...No...
Adam: Why are there talking cats in here?!
Me: *Sigh* Doctor, you were much more fun than Owl City. He's just freaking out.
11th Doctor: Wimp.
Adam: Hey! I heard that!
Jack: *Chuckles*
Adam:
10th Doctor: And you.
Me: ...No...
Adam: Why are there talking cats in here?!
Me: *Sigh* Doctor, you were much more fun than Owl City. He's just freaking out.
11th Doctor: Wimp.
Adam: Hey! I heard that!
Jack: *Chuckles*
Adam:
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Me: *Glares at Zuko* No they aren't, just Mewsie and her cats.
10th Doctor: And you.
Me: ...No...
Adam: Why are there talking cats in here?!
Me: *Sigh* Doctor, you were much more fun than Owl City. He's just freaking out.
11th Doctor: Wimp.
Adam: Hey! I heard that!
Jack: *Chuckles*
Adam:
Zuko: *glares back* You're as crazy as they are.
Dorthy: *glowers at Adam* BECAUSE THERE ARE BOY! YOU GOT A PROBLEM WITH IT? *grips loaded bow*
Frodo: *points at Adam* Scaredy dog!
Caspian: *pokes Adam* The others are too stringy. This one... this one isn't too bad. Needs a little plumping though....
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Adam: *Stares at Caspian* ...Excuse me? On the internet I control owls who eat kittens. Do you really want to start a fight?
Me: I wouldn't go down that road if I were you.
Adam: Why not?
Me: You haven't seen Caspian's weapons.
Adam: A kitten has weapons?
Jack: *Mouths* Don't do it!
I Glide: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Keehar: Yeah, fight! Come on!
Adam: There are dragons named after a long lost music project of mine? Creepy.
Me: Um, yeah, but that has nothing to do with me. Nope! Nothing at all.
Bright Eyes:
Me: I wouldn't go down that road if I were you.
Adam: Why not?
Me: You haven't seen Caspian's weapons.
Adam: A kitten has weapons?
Jack: *Mouths* Don't do it!
I Glide: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Keehar: Yeah, fight! Come on!
Adam: There are dragons named after a long lost music project of mine? Creepy.
Me: Um, yeah, but that has nothing to do with me. Nope! Nothing at all.
Bright Eyes:
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Adam: *Stares at Caspian* ...Excuse me? On the internet I control owls who eat kittens. Do you really want to start a fight?
Me: I wouldn't go down that road if I were you.
Adam: Why not?
Me: You haven't seen Caspian's weapons.
Adam: A kitten has weapons?
Jack: *Mouths* Don't do it!
I Glide: Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!
Keehar: Yeah, fight! Come on!
Adam: There are dragons named after a long lost music project of mine? Creepy.
Me: Um, yeah, but that has nothing to do with me. Nope! Nothing at all.
Bright Eyes:
Caspian: *eyes light up* * maniacal grin covers face* Why yes, human, I would like to start a fight. If you would be so kind as to stand there while I *ahem* list some of my arsenal?
me: Oh boy, what did you do?
Caspian: First off, we have the Toaster. A rather low-key invention I usually let Frodo use. It shoots metalic toast and occasionally other things. Start taking notes.
Dorthy: You would be so dead, Adam, if we were allowed to kill people in Dufferland.
Caspian: Then there is my newest invention; The Dragonator 6000. It is a three-headed semi-mechanical Dragon that shoots food and other nasty projectiles from its mouth.
Frodo: Scared yet?
Caspian: Then there is my most natural weapon; my voice. My singing is the worst in the world- maybe in all worlds. Even my siblings are afraid of it. They have to keep me in a soundproof room during church so I don't shatter eardrums and windows.
Dorthy: He may beg for death before this is over.
Caspian: And last, but not least, is the pride and joy of my collection; my Tomato Cannon. Though typically used to shoot tomatoes I also use it to shoot whatever else I want to at my victim- pie (MPLF), food bombs, eating utensils... you name it, I'll shoot it at you.
me: Please, Adam, for your own good, forfeit.
Caspian: And I can call in my allies too. I ain't afraid o' no owls.
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Me: You two could always have a sing-off. That'd be cool!
Adam: A sing-off... with a cat...
Me: Internet.
Adam: *Shrugs* Works for me!
11th Doctor: The internet is weird.
10th Doctor: It's brilliant!
11th Doctor: No, it's just weird.
Me: This coming from the man who thinks bowties are cool.
11th Doctor: They are!
Me: You look like my great-grandfather!
Bright Eyes: But you don't know what he looks like...
Me: True, he died before I was born...
Adam: So, sing-off?
Adam: A sing-off... with a cat...
Me: Internet.
Adam: *Shrugs* Works for me!
11th Doctor: The internet is weird.
10th Doctor: It's brilliant!
11th Doctor: No, it's just weird.
Me: This coming from the man who thinks bowties are cool.
11th Doctor: They are!
Me: You look like my great-grandfather!
Bright Eyes: But you don't know what he looks like...
Me: True, he died before I was born...
Adam: So, sing-off?
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Caspian: You want a sing off.... with me? Do you WANT to have your eardrums blown out?
Dorthy: We have advanced to soundproof room status.
me: Somebody call the ambulance.... OH WAIT!
Caspian: We going for who kills (or disables, since we're in Dufferland) the other first in this sing-off or who sings the best?
me: *facepalm* Caspian, you don't fight to the death in a sing-off!
Caspian: But... but that's no fun!
me:
Zuko: Please don't make him sing again.
me: We were in a soundproof room, you didn't have to hear him.
Zuko: Yeah, but seeing the lights and windows and walls and METAL BEAMS split, crack and break during his last performance was pretty freaky. o.-
Dorthy: *snicker*
Zuko: Shut up. Leave my smilies alone.
Dorthy: They're very... accurate.
Zuko: *glares*
Caspian: I'll agree to a sing-off. If you agree to sign this contract. *holds out piece of paper and pen to Adam*
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Me: Gimme that! *Grabs contract* He has to agree not to sue if you burst his eardrums? Come on, Caspian, you can't be THAT bad, can you?
Adam: I'm not sure that I want to sign some contract that a cat just wrote up.
Me: I wouldn't if I were you.
11th Doctor: *Sitting down with popcorn, sharing it with 10* Oy, come on then, sing!
10th Doctor: Yeah, we came for the singing, now sing!
Paper Tigers: And blue ones and purple ones and green ones and orange ones and red ones and...
Adam: I'm not sure that I want to sign some contract that a cat just wrote up.
Me: I wouldn't if I were you.
11th Doctor: *Sitting down with popcorn, sharing it with 10* Oy, come on then, sing!
10th Doctor: Yeah, we came for the singing, now sing!
Paper Tigers: And blue ones and purple ones and green ones and orange ones and red ones and...
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Caspian: My singing was once dubbed cruel and unusual torture.... for Edward Cullen.
Dorthy: Ooooh, Dusty, how I miss you so.
me: *locks me, Zuko, Mozart, Toto and anyone else I've unwittingly stranded here over the years in a soundproof room from the inside* *hits loudspeaker button* Go 'head.
Dorthy: *shoves wax and cotton in ears* I WANNA SEE THEIR REACTIONS WHEN THEY REALIZE HOW BACK CASPY IS.
Caspian: Don't call me that!
Dorthy: *stares innocently* WHAT?
Caspian: -.- Nevermind. Lets get on with this.
Frodo: *shoves marshmellows in ears* *hides in the Doctors' popcorn*
Caspian: What are we singing to, buddy?
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Me: I think I should pick the song.
10th Doctor: No, I have the T-shirt, I get to pick the song!
11th Doctor: *Munches on popcorn*
Adam: Alright, alright, we'll sing Good Time. *Looks around* That fine?
Me: Ugh, okay.
Adam: What?
Me: No, I've just heard it too many times. But whatever, do that song.
Adam: Ooookaaayyy... Crazy cat, you go first.
Keehar: *Dives into the pool, trying to hide from the horrible sound that is sure to come*
10th Doctor: No, I have the T-shirt, I get to pick the song!
11th Doctor: *Munches on popcorn*
Adam: Alright, alright, we'll sing Good Time. *Looks around* That fine?
Me: Ugh, okay.
Adam: What?
Me: No, I've just heard it too many times. But whatever, do that song.
Adam: Ooookaaayyy... Crazy cat, you go first.
Keehar: *Dives into the pool, trying to hide from the horrible sound that is sure to come*
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Just listened to the first part of that song. It reminds me of Wherever we go by Newsboys.
Caspian: *cracks knuckles* The beginning is all it will take. *takes a deep breath* EEEEEEEEEEEEETSSSSSSSSSSSSS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLWAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAAAZZZZZZZZZZZ A GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDDDDDD TIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *singing gets louder and shriekier as he continues, culminated to sound like a noise that would make the Nazgul king in LOTR sound like a spring robin.*
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Adam: *Stares blankly at Caspian* Well, you could use a few tips, but not bad!
11th Doctor: *Throws popcorn at Caspian* 'E's bloody awful! Get 'im off the stage!
10th Doctor: *Throwing popcorn at Adam* Catch!
Adam: *Ahem* MY turn. *Turns on CD player that starts the music*
Woke up on the right side of the bed
What's up with this Prince song inside my head?
Hands up if your down to get down tonight
'Cause it's always a good time
Slept in all my clothes like I didn't care
Hopped into a cab, take me anywhere!
I'm in if you're down to get down tonight
'Cause it's always a good time
10th Doctor: *Throws roses* Bravo! Bravo! *Looks at roses* *Sigh* If only Rose were here.
Me: *Gibbs-smacks 10* Oh, get over it!
10th Doctor: Hey!
11th Doctor: *Throws popcorn at Caspian* 'E's bloody awful! Get 'im off the stage!
10th Doctor: *Throwing popcorn at Adam* Catch!
Adam: *Ahem* MY turn. *Turns on CD player that starts the music*
Woke up on the right side of the bed
What's up with this Prince song inside my head?
Hands up if your down to get down tonight
'Cause it's always a good time
Slept in all my clothes like I didn't care
Hopped into a cab, take me anywhere!
I'm in if you're down to get down tonight
'Cause it's always a good time
10th Doctor: *Throws roses* Bravo! Bravo! *Looks at roses* *Sigh* If only Rose were here.
Me: *Gibbs-smacks 10* Oh, get over it!
10th Doctor: Hey!
Mozart the Meerkitten
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Caspian:..... You guys really are no fun. I WANT THE TRAVELING TRIO BACK! *grabs tomato cannon and starts shooting tomatoes at the Doctors, Adam and Rainy while sobbing uncontrollably* THEY UNDERSTOOD! WE HAD A SYMBOTIC, WE-BOTH-WANT-TO-DESTROY-EACH-OTHER NATURE THAT MADE US AWSOMEATIC! I WANT THE TRAVELING TRIO, DUSTY, NARNIAGIRL12, LBT, KITTY (even if she did hate me), AND ALL MY OLD FRIENDS! *goes into Avatar State*
Zuko: O.O CASPIAN IS THE AVATAR?
Dorthy: CASPIAN IS CRYING?!?!
Frodo: CASPIAN WANTS OUR OLD ENEMIES BACK?!?
me: THE CAPS LOCK IS ON AGAIN?!?!
Zuko: O.O CASPIAN IS THE AVATAR?
Dorthy: CASPIAN IS CRYING?!?!
Frodo: CASPIAN WANTS OUR OLD ENEMIES BACK?!?
me: THE CAPS LOCK IS ON AGAIN?!?!
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Adam: WHAT JUST HAPPENED AND WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!?!
Me: CASPIAN LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON, DIDN'T YOU HEAR MEWSIE SAYING THAT?
Adam: I GUESS I KINDA MISSED OUT ON THAT BIT. TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME I SANG.
11th Doctor: HE'S SO HUMBLE, ISN'T HE?
10th Doctor: *Gibbs-slaps 11* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT OWL CITY?!?!
11th Doctor: *Punches 10* I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT SINCE RORY PUNCHED ME ABOUT BEING SO RUDE TO HIM ABOUT AMY.
10th Doctor: *Tackles 11* STOP SPOILING THINGS FOR ME! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!
Me: BOY, YOU SOUND LIKE A DALEK, DON'T YOU?
Jack: DALEKS?! WHERE?!?
Me: YOU CAN'T DIE, SO WHY ARE YOU AFRAID?
Adam: HEY, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO? *Presses random button* Yes! I turned off caps lock!
Me: CASPIAN LEFT THE CAPS LOCK ON, DIDN'T YOU HEAR MEWSIE SAYING THAT?
Adam: I GUESS I KINDA MISSED OUT ON THAT BIT. TOO BUSY THINKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME I SANG.
11th Doctor: HE'S SO HUMBLE, ISN'T HE?
10th Doctor: *Gibbs-slaps 11* HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT OWL CITY?!?!
11th Doctor:
*Punches 10* I'VE BEEN WANTING TO DO THAT SINCE RORY PUNCHED ME ABOUT BEING SO RUDE TO HIM ABOUT AMY.10th Doctor: *Tackles 11* STOP SPOILING THINGS FOR ME! SPOILERS! SPOILERS!
Me: BOY, YOU SOUND LIKE A DALEK, DON'T YOU?
Jack: DALEKS?! WHERE?!?
Me: YOU CAN'T DIE, SO WHY ARE YOU AFRAID?
Adam: HEY, WHAT DOES THIS BUTTON DO? *Presses random button* Yes! I turned off caps lock!