You might want to break it to them in person. And write a letter. And then shadow me will haunt them for all eternity.
And suck up all matter within range, if I am in fact Derny's black hole. That's just what black holes do. I thought Derny's black hole was in GG's stomach, though?
Good. Everyone should have one before supper, unless they are eating eggs. Eggs do not like identity crises because they can't figure out whether they count as a meat or not, and it embarrasses them.
Well, in my case, I've already eaten supper, so this would be classified as an identity crisis after supper, which is much more serious.
Which is why I'm in the insane asylum, I suppose. Which is subsequently inside of me, because I am a black hole, which is then inside of GG because her stomach is the black hole, which would put the asylum and everyone in it inside of GG and also me because I'm Derny's black hole. And apparently, I am also your dog. Who is also your minion, who is also your non-existent/existent little brother.