The Insane Asylum II

Lappy? Like Strong Bad? *love*

I've decided to teach Mitya-boy to read.

*pulls out a copy of "The Brothers Karamazov*

Here, Mitya, you'll find this very interesting.

Dmitri: *Quack*
Me: Ok, then, I'll read it TO you.
 
Me: *pets Alyosha* Aaron is strange.....
Alyosha: *quack*
Me: I'm glad you agree with me.
Alyosha: *quack*
Me: Would you like me to read you a story?
Alyosha: *quack*
Me: Okay. *gets out "make way for ducklings"*
Alyosha: *quack*
Me: I know, this one is your favorite.
 
*starts counting ducks with glasses off*...duck. duck. duck. duck. duck. duck. duck. duck. duck. duck.....0.o...GOOSE!?!??!? *starts running around in circles*
 
Dmitri: *quack*
Me: What do you mean you don't like this book? You're named after the best character?
Dmitri: *Quack*
Me: Yes, and Alyosha was, too.
Dmitri: *Quack*
Me: And Smerdy
Dmitri: *Quack*
Me: Yes, AND Ivan from the writers roleplay board
Dmitri: *Quack*
Me: No, Ivan is NOT a duck.
 
Me: *gives Alyosha jump rope* Are you sure about this?
Alyosha: *quack*
Me: Okay......
Alyosha: *quack*
Me: WOW! Alyosha is good jump roper!
Alyosha: *quack*
Me: Stop it with the "I told you soes!"
 
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