The Insane Asylum II

It's just her form of insanity. She prefers not to hang from the ceilings like the rest of us. *climbs up to steeple & sprays CW at passing seagul*

seagul: Hey, watch what you're doing, buster!
Me: What's the matter? You don't like CW? :eek:
seagul: CW? What's CW?
Me: This... *sprays*
Seagul: AAaaaghh, it's... wait... hmm... it's TASTY!
Me: See, you do like it!
Seagul: *CHAAAAARGE* gimme gimme gimme!
Me: Oh no you don't! *runs away*

*suddenly realizes he's running on thin air*
*falls*
Oh no, not again.

Bowl of Petunias: *facepalm*
Lieke: Wow, I didn't know the bowl of petunias had a face... or a palm...
Me: LIEKE! YOU'RE BACK!
Lieke: What? Oh, no, I'm not... *vanishes*
Me: Wait... where... who... *SPLAT*
 
Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!

*SPLAT*
 
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