The Insane Asylum II

[Olórin the Wise]

TK!

*defensively* Well, somebody has to fill in for Lieke while she's gone!

 

[Dernhelm]

Right. With made up 'facts' about Dutch shorthand too?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Um... exacly! Right.

*blink*

Look fireworks!

*snore*


Sorry. Tired tonight. My brain disconnects when I'm tired...

 

[Dernhelm]

Or maybe that was my sword going through that brain-knot of yours?

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Could be.

Wait, what does your sword look like? Does it bear any resemblance to a potato chip?

 

[Dernhelm]

Excuse me? A WHAT???

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Potato chip. Usually round, or sort of round, and crunchy, and salty, and greasy, and edible... according to some people. Considering the consistency of a brain, I would think a potato chip quite sufficient for slicing through it.

 

[Dernhelm]

*stares incredulously at Olorin*

That's as may be. But my sword most definitely does not look like a potato chip. *glares*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Oh. Rats. Never mind, then... carry on...


Hey... why are you looking at me like that?

 

[Dernhelm]

Because it's somewhat insulting to have your sword thought to look like a potato chip. Not to mention rather funny...*lol* (Must. Not. Laugh. ) At least at this hour.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Why? Potato chips are good! *munch munch*

 

[Dernhelm]

so are carrots.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Are you implying something, Derny?

 

[Dernhelm]

Yup. I'm implying that it's every bit as sensible to call my sword a carrot as a potato chip. For that matter, you could call it an egg if you felt so inclined, and it would make just as much sense.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

What? No! Ben would never stand for such a slur on his kind!

(he's been a pacifist ever since the Eggs Benedict episode, you see.)

 

[Frodosgurl]

*bounces off the walls*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*pins her down with potato chip* You see, after the aforementioned episode, Ben decided the only way to prevent future occurences of like kind was to end all wars permamently... hence the pacifism...

 

[Dernhelm]

...talk about stating the obvious...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

What was that picture HB once posted?

Oh yeah:

 

[Lady of Narnia]

interesting....... *takes notes*