The Insane Asylum II

Joesph you seriouslly just made me laugh nonstop for almost 2 or 3 minutes, and I have laughed longer, but this was a laugh I have never done before, Thank you!
 
You're very welcome! I wish I could show you "The Lizard." My sister Ricki (the one who eventually got into stage swordfighting), when she was in acting school, taught me and our sisters this funny face they had taught her to make, literally as an exercise in silliness. I can at least try to describe it in words.

Try to spread your mouth as if in a huge smile; only, don't let the corners of your mouth turn upward, make them go directly sideways, crowding into your cheeks. Your mouth should now be as wide as you can make it from left to right, but open only a little bit in the up-and-down direction. Meanwhile, raise your eyebrows high, and begin glancing from side to side. As soon as you have your face in the intended silly shape, start rapidly darting your tongue out and back in as a reptile would do. Keep this up long enough for people to see how strange you look; then explain that you were being a lizard.
 
Uniquemonke, have you ever been taught the theater exercise called "Machines"? It's a way of giving acting students the feel for cooperating with each other's onstage movements.

Imagine that you and BarbarianKing and I are acting students told to be machines. I begin by going down on my knees; then I begin extending alternate arms. That is, my left arm sticks out straight to the side, then is drawn back against my body as my right arm sticks out straight, and so on. You and B-King might fit your actions to mine by simply walking closely past me on either side as each arm withdraws to make way for you; and each time you and he meet in front of me or behind me, you would point at each other and say "Ding, ding!"
 
No I have never done that, I will need to try that sometime, and by the way, you can call me Tiara or Tia whichever you prefer to call me.:)
 
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haahahha, you think ^^^ that'll get put in one of those "five bars" commercials for phone service? lol :p
 
In her hiding place, L-of-N finds a note left by Copperfox. It says: "When you're not busy letting off emotional steam by being make-believe insane, you show yourself by the fruits of your life to be a follower of Jesus. I'm delighted to have you in my online family."
 
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><> ><> ><>:!!!! where's number 2.6?!?!

><> 2.6: *cackles* I'M RUNNING AWAY TO THE CIRCUS!!!! ahhahahahahaha...*runs away swimming*


><> ><> ><> ><> (etc.): NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
><> 2.6: *swims* la-lalalala-lalaaaaaaaaaa
><>><>><> ><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>: Just keep swiming! we'll catch him!!!...or her......has anyone ever checked to see of 2.6 was a girl?
><> 2.5: captain! I've swam behind 2.6 my whole life, and....I think...it's a boy...
><> caption: you THINK?!?!?!
><> 2.5: well....I was swiming, sir and it's not polite to check...ya know?
><> captian: oh...that's very true...good job for keep moral 2.5....but...how can we tell if....
><> 2.6: *is getting away* Just keep swimming. Just keep swimming.
><> captain: CATCH IT!!!!!!!
><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><> (etc): *swimming for life*
 
><> 2.6: ohhhhh, it's NEMO!!!!!! *points as swimming by*
><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><> (etc): *le gasp* *hears 2.6 echo* WHERE?!?!??!?! *all pull out autograph books and look around*
><> captian: you FISH! he's not HERE he's up where 2.6 is!
><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><> (etc): ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh......*all swim to where 2.6 was to find that Nemo was only a bilboard ad for the movie*....awwwwwwwwwwwwwww
><> captian: *trying to choke back the tears of disappointment*....come on, Fish! We have a fish to catch...-.-....
 
It was very easy, first I took a bite from the top

then I took a bite from the side

then I took a bite from the bottom

then I took a bite from the other side

then I took a bite from the other side

then I took a bite from the top again

then I took a bite from the bottom

then I ate the rest in one bite
 
*draws on walls*

><> 2.6: Juuuust keeeep swwiiiiiiimmminngggg. *does backflips*
><> 34.1: Captain! I have a report!
><> captian: What is it ><> 34.1?
><> 34.1: ><> 2.6 has passed the north border and is indeed heading towards the circus, sir.
><> captain:......didn't he/she SAY she was going to the circus, ><> 34.1???????
><> 34.1: well, yes it did sir, but I thought you would want a confirmation...sir.....
><> captain: ....*sigh*....very well, fish.
><> 2.6: ohhh, there are binoculars...*looks in them* :eek: CAPTAIN!!!! *swims away to west border*
><> captain: all right! all fish head for the north border!
><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><>><> (etc): YES, SIR! *chants: just keep swimming. just keep swimming*
><> 34.1: *looks around*.....0.o...I forgot my binorculars...oh well. *swims*
 
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