The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

*plays appropriate music* ("It's a small world after all.....") NOOOO!!! You put the wrong track on! (Oops, umm... *mournful music*) I, too, present my treasured CW to you, O Can...
 
Leo the Cookie and Stan the Cookie. Hmmm. D'ya think Stan might accidentally eat Leo? What a misfortune that would be! We should put Leo in a box... But not in Fred the Box, he might be offended...
 
lieke said:
OOHH :eek: but then we should give it to The Can :eek: *brings CW*
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I agree.*Looks for money**Goes and buys CW**Goes and buys black velvet cushion with roses on the side and CW written in the middle in gold**Puts CW on top of the cushion**Presents CW to the Great and SHINY Trash Can.*So, what have you got for the Great and SHINY Trash Can?It is his birthday tomorrow you know ?I think i will buy some CW
 
A butterknife!?!? Are you crazy? :eek: The Great Can is very jealous of the butterknife; it is very nearly as shiny as the Can. Some have even turned aside from the Shinyness of the Great Can...for the pitiful slightly-shiny butter-knife. :mad:
 
Yes, of course.... But just think! If The Can had the butterknife in its power...what it could do to the despicable butterknife! It could bend it, and scrape off its shininess... Then there would no more followers of The Can lost to the delusions of the butterknife!
 
Oh! I hadn't thought of that! :eek: Wonderful! But with that goal, you may have trouble getting the butterknife away from those who follow it.
 
Dernhelm said:
Oh! I hadn't thought of that! :eek: Wonderful! But with that goal, you may have trouble getting the butterknife away from those who follow it.
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No difficulty is too terrible if encountered on behalf of The Can! Besides, the followers of the butterknife don't have to KNOW why I'm trying to get it! Would you like to accompany me on this worthy endeavor? Our clandestine mission... Then we can present the butterknife to The Can.

(And Ben...well it COULD work on butterballs, but it's afraid of destroying its slight shininess. Vain thing it is.)
 
Lady of Lorien said:
No difficulty is too terrible if encountered on behalf of The Can! Besides, the followers of the butterknife don't have to KNOW why I'm trying to get it! Would you like to accompany me on this worthy endeavor? Our clandestine mission... Then we can present the butterknife to The Can.

(And Ben...well it COULD work on butterballs, but it's afraid of destroying its slight shininess. Vain thing it is.)
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May i accompany you on this worthy endeaver LoL?I will try not to be a nuisance :eek:
 
Please, can i come with you all, i haven't seen The Can in too long (about 3 minutes :eek:, i know, i didn't make time for it :( ) and i want to sacrifice the butter knife too... and destroy all people who worship it unless they worship the Can, mhuahahahaha *grin*:D

(Dernhelm, you changed your sig... with my post??? I'm honored :p )
 
Ahh, my fellow Can Followers... We shall all go into this together. But I think we'd better hold conference and council as to the best method of approach. By night? Or perhaps as 'seeming' friends to the despicable butterknife worshipers?
 
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