The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

We, as in the Can followers, are going to fight against the servants of the Butter Knife, because the Can is just more awesome than the butter knife:D *bows and worships*

*runs to camp of the butter knife worshippers* look: they are just doing a butter knife worship dance :eek:
 
hihihi *watches the butter knife* it's sooo ugly :eek:

*sees a butter knife worshipper* Hey you?! Yes, you! Come here, i want to give you something to give to the butter knife

Worshipper: *does the worship dance* but... i'm dancing
Me: but... with this thing you can make the butter knife very happy
Worshipper: what is it then?
Me: Anti - Rust spray *grin* :D
 
*butterknifers* AUUUGGHHH!!!! The butterknife is moving! IT'S ALIVE!!!!!! *run screaming to find more offerings for the butterknife* *us* Now's our chance...they're all gone! GET IT!!!!!
 
I hope you as good a catch as certain superheroes or else maybe you are like Superman where it would not hurt you if it hit you.
 
Ummm....let's just say as soon as we finish this worthy endeavor I'm headed for the nearest hospital! But, that's aside for the moment. The Can is first!
 
*does not throw knife* too dangerous LoL, we don't want you to cut yourself on this stupid, dumb and rusty butter knife :eek: :mad: *smashes it on the ground and jumps on it:D*

Let's go everyone *dons cloak again and goes*
 
*has no idea what happend*

Eww...butter knife! *sprays with mace*

*dons cloak and leaves with everyone else*
 
Don't be dull. Where have YOU been during this entire harrowing adventure? We actually snuck into the butterkifers' camp and STOLE it!!!! Honestly, and you dare to insult such a loyal Can-Follower? I notice you weren't involved in said venture.... ;)
 
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