The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

That makes me think of the US.

What does?

Hmm...perhaps LadyofLorien is right...Truce? *sticks out hand*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh shush, let's not pollute an good duffer fight with political arguments... (that was about the US comment)

Yes, I brought about a truce! I should be a politician or something....AUUGHHH!!! Maybe not.

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Oh shush, let's not pollute an good duffer fight with political arguments...

...Have it your way then...*pies LoL (haha...ha, wow. ) in the face*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

...Have it your way tehn...*pies LoL (haha...ha, wow. that made me smile ) in the face*

Hey wait a minute, I didn't see the truce till AFTER I'd posted. I edited later!

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Hey wait a minute, I didn't see the truce till AFTER I'd posted. I edited later!

Awww...*un-pies LoL*

OH well..at least now we have pie! (mplf)

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Shoefly Pie?

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Shoefly Pie?

Mhm...with Black berries.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Hmmmm...... *sees butterknifers in distance* THEY'VE COME FOR THE BUTTERKNIFE!!!! Assemble! Repel them, GET THEM AWAY FROM THE CAN!!!!

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Hmmmm...... *sees butterknifers in distance* THEY'VE COME FOR THE BUTTERKNIFE!!!! Assemble! Repel them, GET THEM AWAY FROM THE CAN!!!!

*sprays butterknives with Mace*

ha!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

The BUTTERKNIVES may be 'maced,' but their followers are still coming! *stands with back towards The Can, to protect it*

 

[Georgie the Valient]

Duh!DO YOU THINK THEY CAN HARM THE CAN???????? .........Soooo Sorry i could not help to get the butterknife

 

[Lady of Lorien]

(That's O.K....we managed somehow )

Well, they could try...they're armed with butterknives to scrape The Can's shininess off. Bad.

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

(That's O.K....we managed somehow )

Well, they could try...they're armed with butterknives to scrape The Can's shininess off. Bad.

If they even tried, I'd kill those knives in the face...

*bows to can*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Dang, I missed the whole episode! Oh well, maybe now I can help repel the butterknifers. Charge! *sprays rust at butterknives adn their followers* Take that!

 

[~Lava~]

fires plastic trash cans at the enemy, each full of rusting ointment. Take that ye, butterknifers.

 

[lieke]

*grabs The Can and runs to get it out of harm's way* *finishes drying it off and sets it back on its stand*

You.... You.... touched it??

No civil wars, we are a friendly and warm hearted group of nice people who love to worship the Can, we will only fight when they are there to harm the Can or decide to worship something else than the Can (so the butterknifers are going down )


*sees Butter Knife Followers*
OH NO! Get The Can to safety, get the butterknifers down and don your cloak!

Do not worry, mighty Can, we will not let any harm come to you!

 

[Georgie the Valient]

*get's a rust spray**sprays it on the butterknives*They don't have any weapons now!!!!YIPPEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

You.... You.... touched it??

No civil wars, we are a friendly and warm hearted group of nice people who love to worship the Can, we will only fight when they are there to harm the Can or decide to worship something else than the Can (so the butterknifers are going down )


*sees Butter Knife Followers*
OH NO! Get The Can to safety, get the butterknifers down and don your cloak!

Do not worry, mighty Can, we will not let any harm come to you!

I was wearing gloves!

*dons my iridescent rainbow cloak and gloves* *charges towards the butterknifers and brandishes....A STEAK KNIFE!!!!* Haha! Take that!!!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*grabs a butcher knife* woohoo! Kill the evil butterknives, my precious! Kill! Kill!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*glances over at The Can* Uh-oh... The Can doesn't like the steak knives and butcher knives either...even THEY have SOME shininess! Gahhhh!!!! Let's sacrifice the other knives, quickly! Find something to appease The Can! We must only fight the butterknifers with frozen butter, from now on.