The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[~Lava~]

My plastic trash cans are OK, aren't they?
Rusts the other knives quickly.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Aren't we a merry bunch?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Merry...merry...Robin Hood's Merry men? No wait...a bunch of us aren't men.... Merry Christmas? Not for a couple weeks. Well, merry anyhow...

BT, I think The Can doesn't like the plastic trash cans TOO well because they mimic him in shape. *gasp*

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

We Could be the Merry Members!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Merrily merrily merrily merrily, life is but a dream! Well the rhyme fits at any rate....

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

We can row a boat merrily down the stream.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Huh, thought I replied to this...
So anyways,

Right into the jaws of a crocodile. A crocodile with a clock in his stomache. Yeah right...
*goes back to guarding The Can against the butterknifers*

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Meow meow.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Really?

(ten thingy)

 

[*IOWW the Iasc*]

Really?

(ten thingy)

Bark bark.

 

[~Lava~]

Nope these are really wierd shaped ones, they could almost be considered jugs.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh, then.... *confers with The Can* He says to carry on....

Ahhh!!! Look at the knifers in the distance! They're coming on....A GARBAGE TRUCK!!!!

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*gasp* Oh no! Quick! Rust spray everyone! One... two... three... FIRE! *sprays rust spray at garbage truck/butterknifers/butterknives*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Darn it! We're out of rust spray! Umm.... *starts spraying garbage truck with cleaning spray* *it runs for cover!*

 

[Georgie the Valient]

*Runs for rusting spray*-i bought an extra supply.Take all of you!Quick!*starts spraying at garbage truck/butterknifers/butterknives.*HEY!!!!!The Cookie Can is coming to help us!-he's a cousin and follower of the Great and SHINY Trash Can!

 

[Skandar's Girl]

i'm one of them all including this one!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

How can you be a memeber of them all? Don't some of them conflict with each other?

 

[Georgie the Valient]

Yeah!*Agree's with LoL*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*shakes head* What?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

What what?

This off-topic thread is getting waaayyy too off topic. If that's possible. Gracious, it's beginning to look like the Spam Board! (Or would that be the Spam Bored? )