The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Lady of Lorien]

We COULD even use flint knives. They're not shiny at all! *holds monkey upside down by tail for BT to skin*
(Aren't we a mean bunch? I feel a bit guilty... *voice in head* "Oh, stop it! Be quiet about that guilt stuff!" *me* "Buuuttt...they're just monkeys..." *voice* "They're EVIL monkeys! Get it straight." *me* "Weeelllll...." *The Can* [deep voice] "SKIN THEM!!!" *me* "Ah haha, errrmm...never mind about those objections, I was kidding... DIE MONKEYS!"
And so the voice of conscience was silenced.)

 

[Georgie the Valient]

Use rusty knives!They are not at all shiny!And the rust makes them SHARP.*Skins evil monkeys*Should we give them to the can?( I wrote the can instead of the Great and SHINY Can) I mean the Great and SHINY Can

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Kill the monkey. Kill the monkey. Wait! Who's the monkey?

 

[~Lava~]

They are evil monkeys who were throwing nuts at us. Skins first monkey quickly, next!!!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Well, I would, but I have to go soon.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Oh, come on Ben, it doesn't take that long to skin a monkey... *does one up really quickly* See?

 

[Georgie the Valient]

*skins up a monkey in 30 secs*It's as quick as lightening!

 

[~Lava~]

Skins another Monkey, Guys we need to burn Them as an offering.

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Builds an altar. Puts a Shiny Pot on head.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*gasp* You want to be careful about displaying things of shininess before The Can...he tends to get jealous.... *dunks SBL's pot in the mud to cover it's shininess* There now, that's better for all concerned!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Cleans it and paints it. * How do you like it?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

What color? Eh? As long as it isn't shiny, go for it!

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

Greeeeeeeeen!!!!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

O.K., I don't think The Can would be too jealous of a green pot...

So, we were going to sacrifice the monkeys, right?

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

*Throws one monkey on the altar.* Do you want mighty can?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*deep voice* "YES!" Right ho then...here goes....

 

[Sir Benjamin the Lion]

*Puts torch to monkey.* FUME!!!

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*throws more monkeys on to join in their comrades' fate* I don't feel so good about all this. But then, I must remember that The Can silenced my conscience! (to self) Remember? Remember?

 

[~Lava~]

Heeps more monkeys into the pot.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*pours more kerosine and torches the pile of monkeys* Even this gets boring after a while you know....



NOOOO!!!! I didn't mean it!!!! I'll sacrifice monkeys till kingdom come if you wish it, O Can!!!!



AAAARRRRGGHHH!!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!!!