The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Give the Can fuzzy dice to boot* There we go, all done Wanna take him for a test spin?

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Stop it! Who authorized you to touch The Can?! *readjusts it to its normal, shiny self* Who's that person in your avvy now... (I suddenly can't remember what it was before, but I know it's different... )

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Stop it! Who authorized you to touch The Can?! *readjusts it to its normal, shiny self* Who's that person in your avvy now... (I suddenly can't remember what it was before, but I know it's different... )

It's me! I just took it today. *Gets out Can-mobile*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

'Tis interesting. I thought it probably was you... Did you take it for the benefit of TDL expressly?

*feeds him to The Can*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Tricks out the can from inside-out*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*punches another hole in his head* I think you have about 3 of those now...
*fixes The Can*

 

[~Lava~]

busts hole in GKon head.

 

[Lady of Lorien]

It obviously doesn't work. Let's see... In his pic he's wearing sunglasses, so... *knocks sunglasses so that he can't see anything* *barrels him out of the room*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

It obviously doesn't work. Let's see... In his pic he's wearing sunglasses, so... *knocks sunglasses so that he can't see anything* *barrels him out of the room*

those aren't sunglasses...

*Takes the Can with him n' paints him purple*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Whoops...sorry... Same principle, normal glasses. Anyhow...
*bathes The Can in turpentine* *preserves it safely in a glass case*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Watches LoL put a plastic Can behind glass*
*Takes the real one on a joy ride*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*makes it a sorrow ride by taking The Can back* Honestly. Not only do your fakeness principles apply to YOU, but now you've started cloning The Can!!!

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*makes it a sorrow ride by taking The Can back* Honestly. Not only do your fakeness principles apply to YOU, but now you've started cloning The Can!!!

*Watches LoL take another clone* *Pulls out the REAL Can n' sleds down a steep hill*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*decapitates GKoN and steals his head* *takes the REAL CAN*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Watches her get a REAL clone* *Takes the Can n' goes Go Karting* "WHEEEEE!!!" *uses can for gokart*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

GAAAHHH! Stop it! *follows GKoN in his cartwheels and snags The Can, much like that key in POTC II...(you know when they're fighting on the wheel and everything)*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

GAAAHHH! Stop it! *follows GKoN in his cartwheels and snags The Can, much like that key in POTC II...(you know when they're fighting on the wheel and everything)*

(OOOHHH!!! LOL)

*hits a metal bar* "WHANG!!" *falls over crosseyed*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*rolls over him with a cartwheel*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*rolls over him with a cartwheel*

*Takes can n' runs like Captain Sparrow*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

*knocks him out with a conch shell* *takes The Can back*