The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

And unfortunately for GKoN, it's been stuffed with the FRUITS! :eek: And soon they'll start attaking him. :D
 
GET OUT, Leave US
Hehe isn't the Can smart, he has used GKoN's Cloner for a good purpose for the first time in its existance. The Can is safe in a hiding place that will never be found except by those who live in service of the Can :D :D :D :D . and it is a great place too, full of the Can's favorite things. GKoN will never lay his hands on the Real Great and Shiny Trash Can again. All he has now is just a cloned facimily that will rust into nothing in twenty minutes (it is a rusting spray invented by the Can, it includes time release formula so that the object sprayed will not know what hit it till it is gone.
 
If the Real Can wanted to kill me I would let him but you do not even have the Real Can, He refuses to let you look at HIM:D
 
Poor GKoN. He's having delusions. He thinks he has the real can. :p But the real Can can blind anyone who tries to touch it:

I wish that the trash can was shinnier...

Granted, but when the sun shines on it blinds you, and you lose your collection of chewing gum! After scrambling around for what seems like hours you finally bump into a large object that turns out to be Holyboy, who has also been blinded and is trying to find his chewing gum. (Black Cloak fell down a drain in the confusion). The two of you hatch a plan to reclaim your beloved trash can, which has been over taken by the power of the Hog Master. Unfortunately, neither of you are any good at maths, and the catapult you created back fires and crushes you both under sojourner (who you unwittinly mistook for catapult ammo in your blindness)
 
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