The Order of the Can (Do not delete!)

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Trips LoL and steals can* *Launches it in a rocket*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

That's what jet packs are for... *sigh* When are you going to give in?

*locks him under a rock like Merlin*

*goes after Can and gets it*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Can screams n' runs* He wants to go gokarting again...

 

[Lady of Lorien]

No he doesn't. He's running because I'm too close to YOU still.

Hehe.

*moves away*

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

*Takes the Can for a game of paintball*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Gah! PAINTBALL!!! Are you TRYING to get around me? (don't answer that... ) *rescues Can AGAIN and gives it a turpentine rinse* Now look here, this has to stop.

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

Gah! PAINTBALL!!! Are you TRYING to get around me? (don't answer that... ) *rescues Can AGAIN and gives it a turpentine rinse* Now look here, this has to stop.

*shoots the REAL Can whilst it doesn't fire back*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

NOT THAT AGAIN!!! Wait a minute....you're still under a rock... So the paintball game never happened... Heh heh...

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

NOT THAT AGAIN!!! Wait a minute....you're still under a rock... So the paintball game never happened... Heh heh...

*points to clone*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Bah, I'm starting to disbelieve this clone business... Maybe you just have multipe personality disorder...

 

[~Lava~]

As long as I am here, you ain't touching the Can again. GET OUT SEAN!!!!!!!!!!! Ye Scourge of all Scourges.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

You know, Dernhelm, while being the founder of the Order of the Can, is also a mod... So she COULD ban you, or suspend you, or do something terrible... DERNHELM! HELP! HE'S TRYING TO ATTACK THE CAN!

















maybe I'll PM her...

 

[Dernhelm]

How Dare you!!!

Stone the heathen!

Ye verily, but not in the presence of the great Forum. Drag the...

Sinner from thine forum's presence, and put her in the entry way of thine city. Then all of thine poster shalt pick up thy keyboards, and shalt throw them at thine sinner, until she can taketh no more. You shalt do this, so that you may put out the evil that lingers berfore the midst of thine forum.

Unless thine wants to keep thy keyboard sinless, for if thy throw thy keyboard, the keyboard doth become sinful.

(Ow, brain cramp BRAIN CRAMP!)

Unless, ye shalt wash thy keyboard. Seven times when the sun riseth and seven when it settles below the earth. Then they keyboard wilt be set apart from thine computer and thou shalt rest from thy posting for a period of seven days. At the end of the sixth day thou shalt reconnect thy HI41 connector wire, and on the morning of the seventh, thous shalt post in the forum of peace. Then thy keyboard shalt be defiled no longer...

(This will be really funny at about two in the morning)

whatever

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And thou mayest post in thy Forum in great joy forevermore.

And besides all this, I'm sending the Fruits after him!

 

[~Lava~]

Thank You Dernhelm, he has been most abhominable to the Can. Trying to make him a car

 

[Lady of Lorien]

And we've BEEN trying to keep him away for ages...

 

[~Lava~]

Seriously, 22 pages.

 

[Dernhelm]

The keyboards and the fruit should take care of him. (Those fruits are vicious! )

 

[Gondor Knight of Narnia]

The keyboards and the fruit should take care of him. (Those fruits are vicious! )

"WHAT'S THIS?You don't want me to harry your Can huh?" *Gets in Can mobile n' drives off*

 

[Lady of Lorien]

Don't be silly. You don't HAVE The Can!

 

[Dernhelm]

You only have a cleverly made copy of the Can.