The Order of the Can III

[~Lava~]

I hope they have never been on HB's feet.

 

[Midnight Rider]

*throws dirty socks at the can*

 

[Dernhelm]

TREASON!

 

[Midnight Rider]

what'd you expect, for me to fall down and worship at the can's feet?

 

[Dernhelm]

Not you. *ignores MR*

 

[Miss Freckles]

meeeee?

it was me best pair!!! *bursts into tears*

i hope at least The Can appreciates my sacrifice...

(my feet are cold)

 

[Midnight Rider]

it doesn't. because trash cans don't have feelings.

 

[Miss Freckles]

it doesn't. because trash cans don't have feelings.

*stares at MR with the stare of death*

MR: *dies and never bothers the can or its worshippers again*

great!

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

*gives the Can casserole*

 

[Midnight Rider]

*shakes head sadly as abby clone dies* i'm running out of them, you know...
but really, it's true. trash cans don't have feelings. i doubt the can cares whether your socks were clean or dirty, or whether they were your best socks or worst. it didn't even notice that you gave your socks to it. because it is not a living being of any kind. it ios a trash can with no feelings, no mind.

 

[Miss Freckles]

*shuns abby and worships trash can*

 

[~Lava~]

*Ignores Abby* *Joins Freckles*

 

[Midnight Rider]

*shuns abby and worships trash can*

*whispers sinisterly*
you can't run away from what you know is true...

 

[Miss Freckles]

*throws party for the can*

 

[Midnight Rider]

*throws the can off a cliff when nobody's watching*

 

[Miss Freckles]

*goes shopping with the can*

(no, of course i keep a respectful distance... and yes, i carry the can's bags!)

 

[Midnight Rider]

*shoots fireworks at the can while MF is focusing on keeping a respectful distance from it*

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

*makes dinner for the Can*

 

[Midnight Rider]

*throws dinner all over the can*
has anyone noticed that i have the most posts but i'm not one of the accursed, brainwashed followers of the can?

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

You have the most posts in this thread????????