The Order of the Can III

[Nightfire]

darn you, abby!
[lol jk]

*looks at shiny can*
i wanna touch it.

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

*slaps your hand as you reach towards Can*

It's much too holy!

 

[Nightfire]

*shakes head*

i'll go stare at tokiohotel instead

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

*gives the Can early Christmas present*

 

[Nightfire]

i gtg! see ya tomorrow^^

*stares at tokiohotel posters on wall before going to bed and writing in diary*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

No no, Nightfire, you're supposed to ignore Abby. It works on the same principle as "maybe, if we don't feed it, it will go away..."

 

[Midnight Rider]

You got the wrong can.

That's just an ordinary rubbish bin, Abby.

the can IS an ordinary trash can!

 

[Nightfire]

*is confused about who to listen to*

 

[Midnight Rider]

No no, Nightfire, you're supposed to ignore Abby. It works on the same principle as "maybe, if we don't feed it, it will go away..."

but i won't go away. no matter what you do, i will never go away. i am like the annoying little kid that follows you around until you finally stop talkingto it but it keeps following you around forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

 

[Nightfire]

but i won't go away. no matter what you do, i will never go away. i am like the annoying little kid that follows you around until you finally stop talkingto it but it keeps following you around forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

*joins the army of evil annoying kids*

 

[Midnight Rider]

are you a follower of the can...?

 

[Tarkheena_Finduilas22]

Yes sir! I honor the can! Now I don't know about this nightfire character. Bit suspicious and easily impressionable if you ask me. Take it* in for questioning!


*it was used since this poster doesn't know the gender of said Nightfire person.

 

[Nightfire]

I'm a she.

And when does it begin?

 

[Midnight Rider]

she's a she.

*sacrifices the can to the Great Rubber Banana*

 

[Nightfire]

i believe in the grb, not the can.

 

[Miss Freckles]

i pledge allegiance
to the Shiny Trash Can
and to the pavement
on which it stands
one can clan
over all
indestructable
with cotton candy
and cookies
for all

 

[Midnight Rider]

i swear destruction
to the can
and to its followers
for they will die
one banana...

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*looks at palm trees*

Hmm. Somehow, 'one banana' just doesn't fit...

 

[Midnight Rider]

*sneaks in when no one's looking*
*nukes can*
*sneaks back out*

 

[Miss Freckles]

it's "indestructible" rather than "indestructable", right?