The Order of the Can III

[Midnight Rider]

Midnight Rider 13
Dernhelm 10
~Lava~ 7
Miss Freckles 6
Llama-Llama-Duck 3
Olórin the Wise 1

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

*grunts in reply*

*gives a cookie to the Can*

 

[Midnight Rider]

*eats the can's cookie*

 

[Miss Freckles]

Midnight Rider 13
Dernhelm 10
~Lava~ 7
Miss Freckles 6
Llama-Llama-Duck 3
Olórin the Wise 1

well this is clear evidence that it has power over you... although you would never admit it, of course...
there are not too few love stories that start off with the protagonists hating each other fiercely...

*offers more socks to the can*

 

[Midnight Rider]

no, it is clear eveidence that i hacve somplete control over it and it's followers.
and MF, the can DOES NOT CARE about you socks. it doesn't know that you offered it your socks! it does not even know that your worship it, niether does it care! trash cans don't have feelings!

 

[Miss Freckles]

*fills The Can with cotton candy*

 

[Midnight Rider]

you know, if i were a trash can,. i wopuldn'twant to be filled with cotton candy.it seems kinda mean.

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

trash cans don't have feelings!

Normal trash cans don't........

The Holiest of Cans does.

 

[Midnight Rider]

the "holiest of cans" is just a normal rash can; therefore it DOES NOT HAVE FEELINGS!

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

It is NOT a rash can.

It is a cautious, thougtful can. It definitely thinks things through and doesn't do things on impulse.

 

[Midnight Rider]

*Glare of Death*
how many times do i have to tell you guys that the can does not think; it does not have feelings! it is like a rock. the can can not think anything through OR act on impulse! it's a TRASH CAN!!!

 

[~Lava~]

Plays with Lightsaber.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

I have a much better idea, guys. Since the Can is surrounded by a halo of golden light through which no one but faithful followers of the Can can pass, why don't we just let Abby delude herself and ignore her whenever she comes into this thread? Eh?

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

Well, I had been thinking... I mean, she just comes in and tries to convince us that "The Can doesn't have feelings!" and she really is never going to succeed in convincing us. And she knows it.

So.

Yeah.

p)

 

[Miss Freckles]

I have a much better idea, guys. Since the Can is surrounded by a halo of golden light through which no one but faithful followers of the Can can pass, why don't we just let Abby delude herself and ignore her whenever she comes into this thread? Eh?

what an amazing idea!! only you could have come up with that!!






*plays with magnifying glass and sets olorin's beard on fire*

*by accident*

 

[Dernhelm]

Right.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Wrong. (ten thingy)

 

[Midnight Rider]

Well, I had been thinking... I mean, she just comes in and tries to convince us that "The Can doesn't have feelings!" and she really is never going to succeed in convincing us. And she knows it.

So.

Yeah.

p)

no, really. you guys will believe me someday.
*lights the can on fire when nobody's watching*

 

[Nightfire]

ooh look, its on fire^^

 

[Llama-Llama-Duck]

You got the wrong can.

That's just an ordinary rubbish bin, Abby.