The Order of the Can III

[Captain Holly]

!j/k,protag.We missed you,dude.

For some reason, I don't believe that. But I have missed this forum. tragic relationship really... i know the guards dont feel the same way

 

[Dernhelm]

You took the words right out of my mouth..............Could I have them back now?

No, they fell in my black hole. They will never return to you . . . *Muhahaha*

 

[Olórin the Wise]

*mutters about Hawking radiations*

 

[~Lava~]

Being in a rather spiteful mood against all things silverware related, Lava searches around with rusting powder to make sure that there is no silverware (especially butterknives) in the area. Having to roll 100 sets of silverware up in napkins does a lot to royal up my anger against this old foe.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Wait... protag? Back? But I thought he was banned, or some such...

 

[Captain Holly]

Wait... protag? Back? But I thought he was banned, or some such...

yeah, I thought so too, but now hes back, and he's harassing me again!

 

[~Lava~]

ohh, Protag or Captain Holly or fallguy132, whichever you prefer now. I don't know what to do with you.

 

[Dernhelm]

*mutters about Hawking radiations*

They don't allow the recovery of information, as you well know.

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Oh, no? Why couldn't the words be converted into bits and bytes and beamed back out again?

 

[Captain Holly]

 

[Olórin the Wise]

Neutrino-------------------------5 miles or so of lead

 

[Dernhelm]

You do know why that's impossible, don't you? Nothing ever comes out of a black hole, so nothing can be 'beamed out'. And you know what Hawking radiation is.

 

[Miss Freckles]

no. 10thingy.

 

[Dernhelm]

I wasn't talking to you.

 

[Lossëndil]

Well, someone had to reply to the thread. And mf did it when no one else could think of anything to say.

I mean, how on earth does on reply to "And you know what Hawking radiation is"?

 

[Dernhelm]

Like this: "yes"

 

[Lossëndil]

I was taught not to lie.

 

[Miss Freckles]

me, too. (thank you lossendil for defending my ignorance so bravely, when i could easily have looked hawkings radiation up in wiki...)

 

[~Lava~]

But we cannot trust wiki. It is part of a conspiracy to keep everyone mis- informed.

 

[Lossëndil]

exactly! Well said, Lava.