The Real Duffers (please don't delete)

The_Chief

The_Chief

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Now, here's what I'm thinkin': there's way too many furriners and aliens about here, that's what I'm thinkin'. Knights an' Rangers an' pyrates an' even caylormeens, it seems. They come and go and fight and talk big, never they mindin' that they're in our country.

Ours. That's right. Look right at the top of your screen. Looky there - what does it say? What? Huh?

Duffers! That's right! That's us, sure as tellin'. I don't know from Knights or Cheez Whiz or Glorious Food, but in Narnia there be only one "Duffers", and that's us.

I know you can't see us. Why? Because we're invisible, that's why. But we're armed, and are gettin' just a little tired of all these furriners traipsin' around all over our land, if you please. A little more respect would be in order, that's what I'm sayin'. Especially in the early afternoon.
 
That's the spirit, Chief! Thatz what I sez! Nobody can put things clear-like better than our Chief! We be Duffers--the real Duffers. This is our place, and we be thumpin' about, armed with plenty a spears and arrahs and we can't be seen, see? And why? Because we're invisible! We got tired of being seeable, see, and we went back the way we were, because we wanted it that way. And since that spell was said, it won't work no more. And why not? Because it can't. So here we are, and no one can do anything about it.

So if you are ready to be a real Duffer, join us here. We got ways of uglifying you right proper, whatever you were 'afore, and makin' you un-visible.
 
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That's right, that is. And don't forget the swords and daggerts, either! We don't want to be unfriendly, no we don't, but if we don't see some manners soon, it'll be our painful duty to cut all your throats. No offence, of course, no offence, and I hope none taken.
 
No ne coulda sed it clearer or better! Slit their throats, yessiree! No one coulda threatened 'em nicer or better than our Chief! That'll get 'em to act pretty!
 
Right again, Chief! Nobody talks about what others aren't doin' better and clearer than you! Downright school teacher's the Chief, make no mistake. We need to learn 'em with steel and arrahs!
 
your a junior member and you come in here like your the boss! On this website A duffer is someone who talks randomly about random things. So Knights and Pirates and Rangers are duffers.
 
~EdmundsQueen~ said:
your a junior member and you come in here like your the boss! On this website A duffer is someone who talks randomly about random things. So Knights and Pirates and Rangers are duffers.
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Exactly what i was thinking ;)
 
~EdmundsQueen~ said:
your a junior member and you come in here like your the boss! On this website A duffer is someone who talks randomly about random things. So Knights and Pirates and Rangers are duffers.
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aww, I wanted to see how long it took them to realize this. Yes, fellow duffer, we are all duffers. That's why it is called "Land of the Duffers". Are the threads of the pirates and knights (I did not include rangers because, frankly, I don't consider them a group yet) not also in the land of the duffers?
 
Junior member junior schmember! Hah, Chief, these folks they talk in circles. How can Dufflepud be the Chief and the Chief be the Dufflepud? I follow my Chief, and back 'im up. That's the way it is with us Duffers ever since our uglification! But we're here from the beginning, silenter than mouses 'cept for that thumpin' you hear in your sleep. Nothing junior 'bout us 'cept our daggerts. An we're invisible. Why? Because we can't be seen! You were warned, you were. Be bosses of yourselves all you like, but this is Dufferland, and we're here!
 
o stop with the drama. yes in the book Duffers are invisible little dudes but here they're just people who talk randomly. And this section is for randomm threads
 
'Nother live one Chief, 'nother live one! When somebody's invisible, you can't see them. And why not? Because there's nothin' to see! Now, see here, missy, meanin' no offense and you bein' a fine lady an' all, not to flatter you over much and give you the wrong idea: 'course it seems we talk random-like. And why? Because random is as random does! But we're the Duffers for sure, because we act like 'em and look like 'em--meanin' not at all. So we'll be doin' what we Duffers do, and that's a fact. Hard steel and cold, and no mistake or offense. There's a nice missy!
 
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'Nother live one Chief, 'nother live one! When somebody's invisible, you can't see them. And why not? Because there's nothin' to see! Now, see here, missy, meanin' no offense and you bein' a fine lady an' all, not to flatter you over much and give you the wrong idea: 'course it seems we talk random-like. And why? Because random is as random does! But we're the Duffers for sure, because we act like 'em and look like 'em--meanin' not at all. So we'll be doin' what we Duffers do, and that's a fact. Hard steel and cold, and no mistake or offense. There's a nice missy!
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"Be doing what duffers do"? Well this here duffer can do just the same, but I won't because I have some sense of fair play. The reason that you have so many "live ones" is because it is very foolish of you to come in here and threaten and attack without having any ground to stand on yourself. (and I don't mean that literally, ye scurvy duffer)
 
Chief, Chief--'nother live one here! See here laddie, meanin' get whut I'm a sayin', not look at me, because you can't. And why not? Because I'm invisible! We Duffers aren't quite sure what all this talk of fair play might be. We mean no offense, thank you kindly. But we're the Duffers! You're a nice enuf lookin' pyrate, not to over flatter you or give you the wrong kinda idea, but there's been an awful c'mmotion, and the Chief is the Chief, see? I mean, get it? No one talks clearer-like or more direct than he, and he warned you, and I was there for the whole thing. And why? Because I wasn't someplace else!
 
Would you dufflepuds stop being annoying?
No one cares if your there,
Theay are not scared of you dufflepuds.
Just because you have a big foot and go Thump, thump, thump...
Dosent mean anyone is scared.
And what right do you have to give warnings?
 
Say on, Chief! Another junior-like laddie talkin' to us about what scares 'em and doesn't. And here in our land, too, tellin' us about his likes an' dislikes! Seems kinda confused to me. And why? Because he doesn't know what he's talkin' about! This is our land, and the c'mmotion 'o you big folks is gettin' downright intolable! And why? Because we can't stand it no more! Chief, lesson 'em good about rights, say on!
 
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