The Real Duffers (please don't delete)

Oh, a Queen, is she? Well, well, that's a new one, isn't it? But if she's a Queen, where's her crown? Aye, that's what I ask - where's her crown?
 
Excellent point, Chief! No other invisible Duffer could've pointed out the invisibility of her crown clearer'n you! No one here but the Chief and his Duffers. That's what I say!
 
Dragon_Rider_of_Narnia said:
Are you saying she's not a Queen,
Because you can't see two feet in front of you?
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Hear, hear! This one talks some sense, Chief! Learned 'is lesson, he has. Knows what's good for him! Make a Duffer yet, make a Duffer yet!

But you missed it on a point laddie, cos we Duffers are unvisible, not seeable, meaning you miss us entirely. And why? Because you can't lay eyes on us! So if she be a queen of us, we couldn't see 'er at all--one foot or two.
 
Dragon_Rider_of_Narnia said:
It's not my fault you two are blind!
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Jumped the gun, I did on this one, Chief. He's as turned around as any other of the big folks. And why? Because he can't see straight, on top of not bein' able to see us, not to put too fine a point on it. You got it all wrong, laddie: We can see you just fine, targets fur arrahs, if you follow me, no offense and thank you kindly. No siree, we can see you just fine. And why? Because your standin' right there! It's you that can't see us, blind, you might say, in the Duffer sense, not to overdo things.

But no one's faultin' you fur nothin', sonny. We think your right nice, and no mistake about it. Just recognize who the true Duffers are, and quit all that c'mmotion and all.
 
Oho, here, oho! It isn't we that can't see, ('ceptin' us, of course - and wny not? Because we're invisible!) but you that can't see us. Seems like it's not us that's blind, but you! And why? 'Cause you can't see us, that's why! Not us, and not anything we're wearing. And why not? Because when we put it on, it becomes invisible, like us! So you can't see us or our clothes, neither! Or yours, for that matter. Like those nice dragonskin gloves you've got *invisible hand snatches dragonskin gloves from dragonrider's belt. They float in the air for a moment then vanish* Those are nice, but as you can see - or can't see, if you take my meanin' - they become invisible when we put them on. And why? Because we're wearin' 'em, is why.

Now I'll thank you kindly to take your opinions elsewhere, on account of we don't like blind people hangin' around here, no offense intended. And why not? On account of because their dogs shed and chew the carpets is why, and furthermore they frighten our cat. So if you'll be leavin', we'd be appreciatin' it - and the sooner the better, if you take my drift, so to speak.
 
btw...
She is not Queen of the Duffers,
She is Queen of the Knights of Narnia!
And we say who is Queen not you!
*pulls out bag of flour*
We can see you now!
*throwing three or four handfuls of flour on dufflers*
 
Oh, the old flour trick. Problem is, second it hits us--it turns invisible like us! And why? Because you can't see it any more! But it turns out to be powerful 'noing stuff. And you don't want to 'noi the Chief!

Aye, Chief--that's tellin' 'em! No one can do that glove trick better'n our Chief! Like I always say, the Chief's the Chief. No arguing with that one, that's what I always say. And why not? Well, who else would he be but himself? Like I always say, these big folks are as confused as they are nosy, no offense intended and not to put too fine a point on it, metafurickly, speakin', of course, thank you kindly.

As I always say, better do what the Chief says, or we'll be obliged to let fly with cold steel, meanin' that threat in the best sense, of course, with all due courtesy. Move along, now, laddie.
 
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Dufflepud* said:
Oh, the old flour trick. Problem is, second it hits us--it turns invisible like us! And why? Because you can't see it any more! But is turns out to be powerful 'noing stuff. And you don't want to 'noi the Chief!

Aye, Chief--that's tellin' 'em! No one can do that glove trick better'n our Chief! Like I always say, the Chief's the Chief. No arguing with that one, that's what I always say. And why not? Well, who else would he be but himself? Like I always say, these big folks are as confused as they are nosy, no offense intended and not to put too fine a point on it, metafurickly, speakin', of course, thank you kindly.

As I always say, better do what the Chief says, or we'll be obliged to let fly with cold steel, meanin' that threat in the best sense, of course, with all due courtesy. Move along, now, laddie.
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Darn,
I should have thought of that!
But I really hope it " 'noi"s your chief!
*reaching for magic and yelling*
"Garjzla Du Skölir" (which means Light the Shielded in the language of power)
*Hoping it would make them appear*
 
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Well, the Chief's the Chief, no arguin' with that. And he can do his own talkin' for himself. And why? Who else would do it but him!

But whether it gets him anoid 'er not, I wouldn't push yer luck, laddie, not to make offense, thank you kindly. He's powerful anoid already with all this c'mmotion.

And 'scuse me, but yer int'ruptin' me lunch...
 
Who left this mess? By my beard, a fellow goes off to lunch, he does (and why? Because he's hungry, that's why!), and when he comes back there's a terrific mess all over the floor. A mess, there is, and why? Because there's flour all over, that's why. Who did this, I ask, and why? And who'll be cleaning it up, that's what I want to know. And why? Because we want a clean room, that's why.

Does anyone know whose dragon that is out front? My boys have been quite taken with him, and have been trying to ride him for a while now. He's mighty tall, he is - and why? Because of his great size, that's why. But anyway, my boys have been jumping on him and he's getting right nervous, bitin' and snappin' all over. Why, if he could see us, he'd be doing quite a bit of damage - but he can't, so he can't, if you take my meaning, so to speak. But he's a mite aggravated, he is - and why? 'Cause he's annoyed. Seems 'bout ready to pull his tether and fly off, he does - why, I think I can hear wings flappin' just about now. So if that dragon belongs to anyone...
 
That's my Dragon!
His name is Hvitr which means white,
because he is white.
Tell them to watch the spears,
beacause he will hurt them if he gets jabbed!
O.k. I will take my leave.
Farewell Duffers.
 
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Oh, white, is he? What, do you like to cover him with flour as well, is that your game?

Here's my deal, and I'll make it with you now. Why? Because I'm the Chief, that's why. You clean up this mess of fine flour you spread around, and I'll go tell my boys to stop tryin' to ride yer dragon. O' course, they're powerful excited, on account of because they don't see dragons too often. And why not? 'Cause they're rare, is why. O' course, they aren't quite as rare as Duffers, who you never see at all. And why not? Because we're invisible, that's why. But then I advise you to climb on that floury dragon of yours and fly off. We're none too fond of dragons around here, nor their riders. And why not? Well, that should be obvious. We've got cows we need to clean up after, so we don't want anything bigger around - 'specially if it flies.
 
*reaching for magic and whispering*
"Reisa"(raise)
*watching as the flour rise off the floor and go back into the sack*
ooc ~
If Dufflepuds are suppose to be invisible,
Then why can I see you on Dufflepud*s avatar?
 
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I know I said i was leaving, but I couldn't resist having a look at the pirates thread, and I was amazed to see so many bloody group threads. It was originally just the pirates, the Lookintoforever made a knights thread to counter us, and we had some fun fighting. Then some guy came on saying he was the tisroc of Calormen, but then he went away, and now there's the rangers and the duffers. And who else thinks Dufflepod and The Chief are the same person on sperate accounts? I like it when it was just the pirates and the knights :)
 
Dragon_Rider_of_Narnia said:
If Dufflepuds are suppose to be invisible,
Then why can I see you on Dufflepud*s avatar?
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Oho, that's a handy trick! Just one word and everything jumps back in the bag! Wohoo, boys, did you see that? Say, would you mind dropping by the barn on your way out? We've got a real use for that trick, we do.

That picture? Bless my beard, that's not Dufflepud*. That's an old family picture of some distant relatives off on an island somewhere. Dufflepud*'s too shy to put his picture out fer all to see. And why? 'Cause he's not the Chief, that's why. Now me, I hain't shy. I put my picture right up there for everyone to see. And I painted it meself, I did. And why? 'Cause I'm a painter, that's why. How d'ye like it? A good likeness, hain't it?
 
JimmyK. If only you were on right now.....I'D PULL ME PISTOL ON YE FOR DESERTIN YOUR TRUSTY CREW!!! YOU ARE SHAME TO THE PIRATES!!!!
 
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