The Real Duffers (please don't delete)

Dragon_Rider_of_Narnia said:
I think it's because the chief and dufflepud* are the same person!
dufflepud* is just signing off to switch to his chief account!
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Exactly what i thought!! like...who has someone THAT loyal?
 
Dragon_Rider_of_Narnia said:
I think it's because the chief and dufflepud* are the same person! dufflepud* is just signing off to switch to his chief account!
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Hah ha! There's only one Chief, and the Chief is jest one! Like I sed, laddie, one of them there mods thot the same thing, but found out right quick that I am nothin' but serious loyal-like to me Chief! You are surrounded by Duffers! Cain't ye hear the thumping in yer nightmares, silly rangler? We're invisible-like, that's why you can't see us a comin and a goin? And why not? Because you can't see us! Chief, Chief, I think we're gettin' to be as quiet-like as we are invisible-like, sence these big folks can't a hear the thumping we make, thank you kindly. Maybe they be def, no offfense intended, not to put too fine a point on it.
 
Dufflepud* said:
Hah ha! There's only one Chief, and the Chief is jest one! Like I sed, laddie, one of them there mods thot the same thing, but found out right quick that I am nothin' but serious loyal-like to me Chief! You are surrounded by Duffers! Cain't ye hear the thumping in yer nightmares, silly rangler? We're invisible-like, that's why you can't see us a comin and a goin? And why not? Because you can't see us! Chief, Chief, I think we're gettin' to be as quiet-like as we are invisible-like, sence these big folks can't a hear the thumping we make, thank you kindly. Maybe they be def, no offfense intended, not to put too fine a point on it.
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U scare me
 
Mrs.Teacup said:
U scare me
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Chief, you lessoned 'em good--they're a scred of us, right proper, not to belabor the point or repeat myself. Yesiree, right ascared. And why? Because they frightened! Ha! Now give that ascarededness some feet, lassie, and be on yer way, afore we get downright nasty!
 
Dufflepud* said:
Chief, you lessoned 'em good--they're a scred of us, right proper, not to belabor the point or repeat myself. Yesiree, right ascared. And why? Because they frightened! Ha! Now give that ascarededness some feet, lassie, and be on yer way, afore we get downright nasty!
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Oh stop..... :rolleyes:
 
Mrs.Teacup said:
Oh stop..... :rolleyes:
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Beggin' fur mercy are ya? Well, cain't say 's I blame yer, meaning' no offense thank yer kindly and not wantin' to repeat meself. And why not? Because it's the same thing all over agin! We Duffers are powrful able to make folks beg fur mercy. Now take the Chief, no one like the Chief, that's what I always says. And why not? Well, cos there's only one of 'im, silly! Gotta learn yer numbers to be a Duffer! Anyways, he's powrful good at givin' warnins, and poweful better at makin' 'em happen, not to put too fine a point on it, if you follow my meanin'. So I don't blame yer for beggin, lassie, no sireee....
 
Now, now, lads, let's not be wearin' out our - hey, wait! This is our thread in our land, here! Who're you t'be comin' in and makin' orders 'n' all, like y'were in charge o' things? If y'don't like me lads an' me talking, then begone t'ye!
 
The_Chief said:
Now, now, lads, let's not be wearin' out our - hey, wait! This is our thread in our land, here! Who're you t'be comin' in and makin' orders 'n' all, like y'were in charge o' things? If y'don't like me lads an' me talking, then begone t'ye!
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Just go away. Please.
 
The_Chief said:
Now, now, lads, let's not be wearin' out our - hey, wait! This is our thread in our land, here! Who're you t'be comin' in and makin' orders 'n' all, like y'were in charge o' things? If y'don't like me lads an' me talking, then begone t'ye!
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I agree with you Chief, we be a a wearin'...well, if the Chief didn't go and interupt his own self! No one does that better'n the Chief! Just plain interrupted hisself, and none cleaner or better. I couldn't agree more--both times. He was dead right to say we was a wearin' out our whatever he was goin' to say we was wearin' out, and he's just as right to say we are the Duffers', and this is our land. We Duffers are the talkers, here, and no mistake. Not that we go on and on, who would we be then? Well, I'll tell ye, talkin' Duffers, but that's another matter, not to belabor the point, not to put too fine a point on it. Tell 'em Chief! Paint 'em pink!
 
Dufflepud* said:
I agree with you Chief, we be a a wearin'...well, if the Chief didn't go and interupt his own self! No one does that better'n the Chief! Just plain interrupted hisself, and none cleaner or better. I couldn't agree more--both times. He was dead right to say we was a wearin' out our whatever he was goin' to say we was wearin' out, and he's just as right to say we are the Duffers', and this is our land. We Duffers are the talkers, here, and no mistake. Not that we go on and on, who would we be then? Well, I'll tell ye, talkin' Duffers, but that's another matter, not to belabor the point, not to put too fine a point on it. Tell 'em Chief! Paint 'em pink!
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Wow, 9 lines of rubbish. I'm impressed T_T
 
Dragon_Rider_of_Narnia said:
*holding my palm to Jimmy Kickarse and whispering*
"Waise Skölir"
*an invisible shield surrounded Jimmy Kickarse*
Try to shoot him now!
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Why thank you Dragon Rider, but I think it'd be easier for me to slaughter em with no shield :D
 
Don't worry it only protects you from them.
If you cant see them,
They could have some one stab you from behind and you would never know it.
So you can attack them anytime,
But they couldnt hurt you.
 
Now now. Leave the poor things alone. After all, they only want to drive everyone crazy; an honorable mission. :p

Now, duffers, are you Chakal???
 
Are we chakal? What kind o' question be that? Chakal? What's chakal? We've had our shots, if that's what ye mean? Or d'ye mean only eatin' certain foods at certain times? We never take our tea before teatime, 'ceptin' if we've had unusually large labor in th' mornin', so to speak. Why d'ye ask, lady?

That's a right pretty picture y'got there, that's what I say. Is that you? Yer almost as pretty as me. That is to say, without prejudice, as pretty as I am handsome. D'ye like my picture? T'spittin' image o' me, that's what it is. My boys all tell me so - hain't that right, lads?
 
You said it Chief! handsomeest invisible Duffer ever to thump the land, that's what I always says. That's our Chief. Only one Chief, that's what I says. And why? Cos there's not two of 'im!

This lassie's a bright one, Chief, right honable and prissy like, in a nicest way, not to put too fine a point on it, if you follow me. But she's might turned about on this chaky business. 'Course we ain't chaky--we're steadier'n a rock! Look at this!

*Spear flies into nearby tree with deadly force*

That's a spear, that is. I throwd it. Mighty steady now. Nothin' chaky about it. But no offense, lassie, and none intended, since the tree was the point, er, took the point, if you get my point, meanin' if you follow me, meanin' what I mean, and not me, seein' as you cain't se me. And why not? Cos I'm invisible! How many times do we gotta say it?
 
Dufflepud* said:
You said it Chief! handsomeest invisible Duffer ever to thump the land, that's what I always says. That's our Chief. Only one Chief, that's what I says. And why? Cos there's not two of 'im!

This lassie's a bright one, Chief, right honable and prissy like, in a nicest way, not to put too fine a point on it, if you follow me. But she's might turned about on this chaky business. 'Course we ain't chaky--we're steadier'n a rock! Look at this!

*Spear flies into nearby tree with deadly force*

That's a spear, that is. I throwd it. Mighty steady now. Nothin' chaky about it. But no offense, lassie, and none intended, since the tree was the point, er, took the point, if you get my point, meanin' if you follow me, meanin' what I mean, and not me, seein' as you cain't se me. And why not? Cos I'm invisible! How many times do we gotta say it?
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*Draws cutlass* Ye will do well not to threaten a lady, else ye will have my wrath to deal with... :mad:

[I know I'm technically not a pirate, but I was always a pirate, even before I made the thread so even if I'm not allowed back into the official pirates I will be a lone pirate, sailing the seas with Bill the parrot and Jimi the baby minotaur.]
 
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