The Real Duffers (please don't delete)

*cutlass flies from Jimmy Kickarse's hand and sticks in the ground about ten feet away*

Meanin' no offense, but that's just a show of what we can do. 'Ts bad enuf that yer a trepassin' in the Duffer thread, but now yer a trepassin' in the Duffer thread o' the Duffer thread, if you follow my meaning, not to go on and on about it. We'll do the sword drawin' and spear chuckin' 'round her, laddie, and no mistake, thank you kindly. Pyrates er kniggits er ranglers, no matter to us. And yer need to know, that we Duffers follow the Chief around, but we're no more the Chief than you are, 'ceptin' we're invisible same as him. No one's the Chief but the Chief, that's what I sez. One of these here mods thot I wuz the Chief and the Chief wuz me, and he lock'd us down, only to realize I wuz nothin' other than pure loyal. Good head on his shoulders that there mod feller--with a mind to keep it that way. No one's the Chief but the Chief, that's what I always says. And why not? because they aren't him! So watch yer p's and q's, thank you kindly, and take yer fights someplace else.
 
Enough!

Oh, and hain't this enough? I ask ye, hain't this enough? As if it weren't enough for these kniggits an' dragon widers and pyrates t' come all over our land, if ye please, but now they've got to bring their fights an' cutlasses to our thread! Take yer squallin' and hollerin' elsewhere, afore me an' th' boys get upset and start to do some real mischief. Outside, I tell ye!
 
Say on, Chief, say on. Teach 'em a lesson, Chief. Learn 'em good. They need some clarifyin' of the first order, because they think there's a but a few of us. They'll learn right quick that the Duffers are the ones who keep the key's o' Dufferland, and there's more 'n a few. And why? Because there's a bunch of us!

Chuck a spear 'r two, that'll lesson 'em good. Chief. Right behind you I am.
 
<the newbie's who claim to be duffers>

What I don't understand is how they choose to completely ignore tha fact that the duffer's were made un-invisible in Voyage of the Dawn Treader
 
That's the spirit, Chief! Thatz what I sez! Nobody can put things clear-like better than our Chief! We be Duffers--the real Duffers. This is our place, and we be thumpin' about, armed with plenty a spears and arrahs and we can't be seen, see? And why? Because we're invisible! We got tired of being seeable, see, and we went back the way we were, because we wanted it that way. And since that spell was said, it won't work no more. And why not? Because it can't. So here we are, and no one can do anything about it.

So if you are ready to be a real Duffer, join us here. We got ways of uglifying you right proper, whatever you were 'afore, and makin' you un-visible.
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This here's the first thing we said, and we made things clearer than clear for you big folks about the way things was. And why? Because we wanted you to get it. Now get ye from our thread! The Chief's powerful cantakerous 'bout c'mmotions!
 
elashia_swan said:
Sure Do Cuz I Am Sayin It To Your Face!! And I'm A Pirate Now Arrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!!!!
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I think i'm a pirate i don't remember...i asked the person and she said somethingg really long and confussing s i dunno...srry totally off topic..please go on with your convorsation now...if you'd like
 
Hee-hee! I love it!

I have a faint suspicion that HB...or perhaps Chakal (ect.) is the one doing this. Or at least one person...whether or not they were here before. But if I'm wrong (or even if I'm not!) ...Congratulations, you guys! Great job!

Go here to join the offical Duffers. :D If you like. :)

Keep it up, Chief! Keep it up!
 
Dernhelm said:
Hee-hee! I love it!

I have a faint suspicion that HB...or perhaps Chakal (ect.) is the one doing this. Or at least one person...whether or not they were here before. But if I'm wrong (or even if I'm not!) ...Congratulations, you guys! Great job!

Go here to join the offical Duffers. :D If you like. :)

Keep it up, Chief! Keep it up!
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Hear her, hear her! She's a lady that like talks sense! Join the Duffers, aye--the only right thing. And why? Because it makes the most sense! Your ladyshipness is of the finest coortliness, and we do appreciate it. Chief, Chief! This one is a gem, I tell ye, smart and gentle, not to put too fine a point on it, to state the case mildy, if you follow my meaning, m'ladyshipness.
 
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Dufflepud* said:
Hear her, hear her! She's a lady that like talks sense! Join the Duffers, aye--the only right thing. And why? Because it makes the most sense! Your ladyshipness is of the finest coortliness, and we do appreciate it. Chief, Chief! This one is a gem, I tell ye, smart and gentle, not to put too fine a point on it, to state the case mildy, if you follow my meaning, m'ladyshipness.
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Yes. Join the short, one-legged worms.
 
Uglified,we are, and no mistake. That's why we're invisible, so we can't be seen! But no one can beat us at spear chucking! And why not? Because they can't throw 'em as good as we can!

Three cheers for the Chief! Huzzah, huzzah, huzzah!
 
Well, laddie, meanin' no offense, and none taken, if you follow my meanin' and not to belabor the point by goin' on and on' 'bout it, we've been right proper uglified. Why? Because we don't like the way we look! And why not? Because we're ugly! So there it is, plain as plain, not puttin' too fine a point on it, thank you kindly. Anyways, we are fully invisible, and that so by the spell of a star, who's quite a mite more pow'rful 'an any other run o' the mill magician wanderin' 'round with boomerang like staphs and such. We're just plain not seeable, and the warnin' gone out from the Chief, who puts things plain and proper so even a Duffer could understand 'em, and even if we didn't, the point of a spear or daggert more'n hits the spot, metaphorically speakin' mind ya, not to be too litral or offensive, if you follow my meanin.'

Thump, thump, thump
 
Dufflepud* said:
This here's the first thing we said, and we made things clearer than clear for you big folks about the way things was. And why? Because we wanted you to get it. Now get ye from our thread! The Chief's powerful cantakerous 'bout c'mmotions!
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talking about making yourselves Un-visible....only the magician could do that..he and aslan..so actaully it is impossible for you do have done that to yourselves.
 
Vengance!

Now's the time, lads! Time for our plan!

That's right, Chief! To our plan! Noplace better than our plan, that's what we say!
 
Lookintoforever said:
talking about making yourselves Un-visible....only the magician could do that..he and aslan..so actaully it is impossible for you do have done that to yourselves.
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Well there, lassie, you be a pretty queenie and all, meaning no offense and in the kindest way, and bein' honorific-like unto your personageness, bein' you no queen o' any type that we reckon' with--you be havin' trouble dealin' with the plain fax, er, facts as they be presentin' themselves, not to put too fine a point on it, if you follow my meanin'. Facts are, er is--we is, er, are invisible. And why? Because you can't see us! And anything we touch or as teches us gets non-seable like too. So watch yer P's and Q's there missy, cause yer sittin' in somethin!
 
Back home

"Whew! That was a close one, especially near that pyrate ship", the Chief says as the duffers return to their humble mansion.

"That it was, Chief, that it was. Could hardly 'a been closer."

"But we got away safe", the Chief continued.

"That we did, Chief, that we did. Nobody could'a been safer than us."

"Now, let's have a lookie at what wizardy-thing we got here", the Chief says, bringing out the palantir and putting it on the table. Many of the duffers, skittish of wizards, draw back in alarm, but some, including the Chief, peer more closely.

The heart of the crystal begins to glow with a reddish radiance...
 
Glowin' it is, nothin' glows more'n that there thing! And why? Because it's shiny inside! Don't crowd the Chief, give 'im room, give 'im room!
 
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