The Real Duffers (please don't delete)

Peace, JK - I don't think he was threatening her, just trying to demonstrate his - well, "non-shakiness", so to speak. At any rate, she seemed to take no offense, so perhaps we shouldn't.

Duffers, I still want a straight answer to my question: what do you want? I realize there were a lot of distractions and other answers in the pirate's thread, but I shouldn't have asked there. That's their thread, and they're trying to clean up after your mayhem. I will await your reply in the "Knights and Men" thread, of your courtesy.
 
Jimmy K walked into the Duffers camp, looking around for any signs of them. He hears a steady thud thud thud coming towards him. He sneered, pulled out a pistol and shot at the ground in front of him. Blood splattered across his face, and he heard lots of swear words, yelps of pain and cryings of,'He got mah bliddy foot! Owie!' he then heard chorus's of, 'He got the chiefs bliddy foot, he did! He did! I saw, I diddles!' Jimmy K turned around and walked back to The Secret Pirate Cove where he was staying at the moment, laughing at the Duffers confusion.
 
Jimmy Kickarse said:
Jimmy K walked into the Duffers camp, looking around for any signs of them. He hears a steady thud thud thud coming towards him. He sneered, pulled out a pistol and shot at the ground in front of him. Blood splattered across his face, and he heard lots of swear words, yelps of pain and cryings of,'He got mah bliddy foot! Owie!' he then heard chorus's of, 'He got the chiefs bliddy foot, he did! He did! I saw, I diddles!' Jimmy K turned around and walked back to The Secret Pirate Cove where he was staying at the moment, laughing at the Duffers confusion.
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Dreamin' that's what. Stoopid, stoopid, as if we cain't see you silly ijidt a comin'! No wonder he makes them words a slantin' like! The onlee thing you've a hit matee is a watermelon er yer own toe. We don't a go a thumpin' up to ijits like you--we use arrahs. Stoopid posts like athis one show ye ain't smart enuf to be a Duffer! And why not? Because your a dimwit!

*Jimmy K runs away as fast as he can, being pelted from all sides by dragon dung shot from Duffer slingshots*
 
Dufflepud* said:
Dreamin' that's what. Stoopid, stoopid, as if we cain't see you silly ijidt a comin'! No wonder he makes them words a slantin' like! The onlee thing you've a hit matee is a watermelon er yer own toe. We don't a go a thumpin' up to ijits like you--we use arrahs. Stoopid posts like athis one show ye ain't smart enuf to be a Duffer! And why not? Because your a dimwit!

*Jimmy K runs away as fast as he can, being pelted from all sides by dragon dung shot from Duffer slingshots*
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*Jimmy K thinks back and realises he DID shoot the Chief's foot. OR! he could've been imagining it and it never happened and we could just not bother having a massive flame war over it. He couldn't quite remember which...*
 
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PrinceOfTheWest said:
Peace, JK - I don't think he was threatening her, just trying to demonstrate his - well, "non-shakiness", so to speak. At any rate, she seemed to take no offense, so perhaps we shouldn't.

Duffers, I still want a straight answer to my question: what do you want? I realize there were a lot of distractions and other answers in the pirate's thread, but I shouldn't have asked there. That's their thread, and they're trying to clean up after your mayhem. I will await your reply in the "Knights and Men" thread, of your courtesy.
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Hear him! hear him! He talks sense-like and wants staright answers! And why? Cos they ain't crooked! Ye dimwit ijit JK dursn't know when a Duffer is talkin' fine to her ladyship, cos he don't know nuthin' hisself! And why not? Cos he's pwr'ful silly! Prince, ye'll have to talk to m'Chief, and he's a nappin,' tho probly now he's away sein' as some dragon doo doo's been flyin' and that sort o' ruffles the air, if you follow my meanin' not to put too fine apoint on it, seein' as dragin ddody ain't got no point 'ceptin' a sharp smeel, if you get my meanin.' So you'll have to wait fur yer straight answers. And why? Because you cain't have 'em right now!
 
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Jimmy K thinks back and realises he DID shoot the Chief's foot. OR! he could've been imagining it and it never happened and we could just not bother having a massive flame war over it. He couldn't quite remember which...*
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Ah, that's more like it ijit laddie, not remembering and imaginin' is whut yer fine at. And why? Cos ye don't know what's yup er down! Our Chief's as good as ever! And why? Cos he's doin' fine with nary a scratch on him. We're invisible, meanin' ye cain't see us, see? I mean, get it?
 
Dufflepud* said:
Hear him! hear him! He talks sense-ile and wants staright answers! And why? Cos they ain't crooked! Ye dimwit ijit JK dursn't know when a Duffer is talkin' fine to her ladyship, cos he don't know nuthin' hisself! And why not? Cos he's pwr'ful silly! Prince, ye'll have to talk to m'Chief, and he's a nappin,' tho probly now he's away sein' as some dragon doo doo's been flyin' and that sort o' ruffles the air, if you follow my meanin' not to put too fine apoint on it, seein' as dragin ddody ain't got no point 'ceptin' a sharp smeel, if you get my meanin.' So you'll have to wait fur yer straight answers. And why? Because you cain't have 'em right now!
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*Draws cutlass for what seems like the 8th time this day* Be ye disrespecting me? Be ye saying I be stupid? Cos if ye arr, I would suggest running and getting yer sword before i cut yer throat right now.
 
Jimmy Kickarse said:
*Draws cutlass for what seems like the 8th time this day* Be ye disrespecting me? Be ye saying I be stupid? Cos if ye arr, I would suggest running and getting yer sword before i cut yer throat right now.
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Har, har! ye cain't see me throwt whether to cut it er not! Don't be imaginin' vain things er givin' orders in Dufferland with the Chief about. He'll lesson ye good! And why? Cos you'll know better after he's done! Chief, Chief--here's a live one. Dreams about waltzin' into the camp and shootin' us down, then yaps about disrespect! Learn a good one, Chief! No one like the Chief to learn 'em, that's what I always says!
 
Dufflepud* said:
Har, har! ye cain't see me throwt whether to cut it er not! Don't be imaginin' vain things er givin' orders in Dufferland with the Chief about. He'll lesson ye good! And why? Cos you'll know better after he's done! Chief, Chief--here's a live one. Dreams about waltzin' into the camp and shootin' us down, then yaps about disrespect! Learn a good one, Chief! No one like the Chief to learn 'em, that's what I always says!
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Ye will rue the day ye threatened me. I will think of a way to see ye, and when I do, ye will be no more than a blood stain on the floor. Got that? :mad:
 
Jimmy Kickarse said:
Ye will rue the day ye threatened me. I will think of a way to see ye, and when I do, ye will be no more than a blood stain on the floor. Got that? :mad:
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Matey, the cap'n has requested that we not be picking fights with the rangers and duffers. If ye can't do that, I suggest ye get back to the pirates thread.
 
fish_wwjd_frog said:
Matey, the cap'n has requested that we not be picking fights with the rangers and duffers. If ye can't do that, I suggest ye get back to the pirates thread.
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Hear her, hear her! Talks sense, this lassie! And why? Because you get what she's a sayin'!
 
Dufflepud* said:
Hear her, hear her! Talks sense, this lassie! And why? Because you get what she's a sayin'!
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Nay, it be the cap'n sense talking. Ye don't want to know what me sense is telling me to do. But I be a pirate who knows how to take orders from her cap'n. So I be leaving.
 
Jimmy Kickarse said:
Fine, I'll leave ye be. But really, are ye Chakal?
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Laddie, yer face is better when yer not a dreamin' o' pluggin' Duffers! Stay quiet-like like that and you'll end up with less dragin doo in yer ears! As fer bein' chaky, how many times do we gotta say we're steadier 'an a rock?
 
Dufflepud* said:
Laddie, yer face is better when yer not a dreamin' o' pluggin' Duffers! Stay quiet-like like that and you'll end up with less dragin doo in yer ears! As fer bein' chaky, how many times do we gotta say we're steadier 'an a rock?
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Just ye wait till we find a way to see ye. Then slaughtering ye will be like taking candy from a baby. And trust me, i've had some practice.
 
Jimmy Kickarse said:
Just ye wait till we find a way to see ye. Then slaughtering ye will be like taking candy from a baby. And trust me, i've had some practice.
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Ye won't last that long laddie. And why not? Cos you'll be dedder 'an a post, us bein' obliged to slit yer throwt, no offense intended, 'course.
 
Dufflepud* said:
Ye won't last that long laddie. And why not? Cos you'll be dedder 'an a post, us bein' obliged to slit yer throwt, no offense intended, 'course.
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And I'll be obliged to blast yer bleedin' head off, no offence intended. And it might just be me imagination, but I think Pierres the invisible cat can see ye...I'll have to run some tests on this...
 
Jimmy Kickarse said:
And I'll be obliged to blast yer bleedin' head off, no offence intended. And it might just be me imagination, but I think Pierres the invisible cat can see ye...I'll have to run some tests on this...
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While I don't blame ye, ye need to stop threatening them fer now. Prince is talking with the duffer, and maybe things can be straightened out. Pierre is a good idea, perhaps Machia know more about his invisibility ability.
 
RF the Capt. of the Hunters, of the Rangers. Crept up. Oh true she'd been told to stay behind but she'd always been head-strong. The Duffers, celebrating their false victory over in the Ranger's thread, had drunk a bit to much dufferish alchoholic drink and now lay snoozing on the sand. Making a ruckus with their snores.

Reepicheepfan walked over to where one of the snores originated, slowly she sprinkled a fine dust into the duffers nose. Then she did the same to the other duffer.

Wispering she said 'Now my duffers, whenever ye be out of thy own land you will sneeze, a white powder. This drug is made of 'Duffer-ono-tea' which I know you can't shake off....remember that my oh so annoying lads.' and with that the Hunter dissappeared into the trees, back to the Ranger camp.
 
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