The Real Duffers (please don't delete)

Ah, good, good. I'm glad those villanous pyrates didn't hurt 'im, as they did th' rest o' us. An' why not? 'Cause 'e's wounded, as ye can plainly see - 'ceptin' o'course that ye can't see 'im, if ye take my meaning. Lads! We need t' tend to -
 
No, lads, no - not our weapons. We gave our word, we did, an' when a duffer gives 'is word, 'e must keep it. An' why? 'Cause 'e promised! It's our cows we must 'tend to! Oh, th' shame, th' shame! Pink 'orns! Will they ever live it down? No, we must 'tend t' them, an' then talk 'bout how t' respond t' this indignity.
 
Right ye are, Chief! Right ye are, as always! T' our cows, an' then t' our talkin'! Nobody fer talkin' like our Chief, that's right! 'Specially after lunchtime, as we're powerful hungry! 'Ceptin', after lunchtime an' bathtime, that's what we say!
 
An eagle comes passing by the Island of the Duffers and carefully sets down a box, and then departs.

Some of the Duffers are concerned about it, but the Chief decides to have it opened. It was a huge birthday cake, marked "For April 1, for Dufflepud." The mysterious present was the best cake they'd ever tasted and enjoyed.

"That'd be right, Chief, that'd be right, for cirtan!" said some of the Duffers, faces smeared with cake. "No better prisents but fer 'un o' ar own, be it on his birtheyday or not!"
 
PrinceOfTheWest said:
{Don't do it, Duffers! Don't do it!}

*walks away, shaking head...*
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*walks away holding her laughter* I can't believe we just did that!!! Tis was the most innocent yet cruel thing we could have possibly done! trapping them with nets and then holding them upside down?? Ahhhh what fun have i had today! And yet these little insects needed time to make a decision! Snappy little creatures!

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Prince that was awsome!!! Thanx
 
QueenAravis48 said:
*walks away holding her laughter* I can't believe we just did that!!! Tis was the most innocent yet cruel thing we could have possibly done! trapping them with nets and then holding them upside down?? Ahhhh what fun have i had today! And yet these little insects needed time to make a decision! Snappy little creatures!

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Prince that was awsome!!! Thanx
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aye, completely awesome. BTW, Machia is the first matey, not me. I be the ship's advisor and third-in-command. (plus you referred to me as a guy once :eek: , but I'll over look that :rolleyes: ) Ahh, this be constituting as one of the best days in me life as a pirate.
 
The_Chief said:
No, lads, no - not our weapons. We gave our word, we did, an' when a duffer gives 'is word, 'e must keep it. An' why? 'Cause 'e promised! It's our cows we must 'tend to! Oh, th' shame, th' shame! Pink 'orns! Will they ever live it down? No, we must 'tend t' them, an' then talk 'bout how t' respond t' this indignity.
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What is that in your Avatar? I think I see something. Wait! there it is! Nope, its gone. there it is again! No, its gone.
 
Har, har har!!! Now Prince, that be true piratey humor! I be gratified that yon Knight thought it up, and that we carried it off so well! Now where is that scallawag of a Chief of the duffers? We need his answer by tonight, or his cows hooves might meet a similiar fate as thier horns..... ARRR......
 
Now now. Give them some time, the poor things. It might take you a little time to get over something like that yourself!

:p
 
Oh.... I remember this. :D They were the same, and properly withdrew when they realized it was agaist forum rules to have two accounts. But it was well done. :)
 
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