Ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart

Smaug

Smaug

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Ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart

Here is mine....

Open all the pillow bags and tear them up while yelling...."THEY CLOUDS ARE FALLING FROM THE SKY!!!" :D

Another one...

Sing and tap dance on the check in stands...BWAHAHAHA!! :D
 
Bring in a list of numbered phrases. Go to consumer electronics with a friend who claims you have a rare condition called "analphabetic aphasia"...you can only say NUMBERS not WORDS. You want a new blu-ray disc player with all the high end features but you don't have too much to spend. So you shout things like "FOURTY SEVEN!!" and gesticulate while your friend hunts up the appropriate translation. "Does it do HDMI?" or "How many roads must a man walk down before he becomes a man?"
 
I actually have tap-danced in Wal-Marts, in happier days before my Janalee was called away to Aslan's Country. I never succeeded in getting thrown out that way.
 
You should have tried brake dancing (in automotive supplies, of course) or done some other themed dance such as clogging to "Rocky Mountain High" in the camping department.
 
Don't be so subtle. Try on garment after garment, modelling it for passers by. Make suitable remarks such as, "If you weren't so fat, this would go great with the colour you die your hair!"
 
Bring friends and go through the toy department,pushing the button on every toy so they sing at different times loudly together.:p
 
Very simple.......dress up like a hockeyplayer and cross check everybody who enters the store :D

Or when you don't have the hockey stuff just simply cross check everybody waiting at the counter. This will do it for you :D

And if this won't work............cross check everybody who is holding something in his or her hands. I bet you will be kicked out the thirth time you do this
 
Bring in phony merchandise, such as a plastic bag with the crust cut off a peanut butter and jelly sandwich called "Sandwich Rinds" or the bits of a broken vase in a box for sale "as is" and leave them here and there on the shelves.
 
Get out of here now :D

Or you can also go inside and place a couple of large dolls in front of the window and with neon letters: ROYAL CLOTHINGS FOR SALE NOW! $1 EACH! PLENTY AVAILABLE!!! ALL DONATED BY THE ROYAL FAMILY OF THE UK! Open the door wide open and wait for the screaming crowd to rush inside .....and the angry crowd chasing you :p
 
Given the way things are going, cause a small riot by making up a few custom sheets of "Made in North Korea" stickers and go around sticking them on things at random. They are especially effective on Fourth of July merchandise like flag bunting and "America: Love it or Leave it" t-shirts. Pretend to come across one by accident and yell out, "What is the meaning of this???" :D
 
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Tell your uncle died and arrange to meet all family members dressed in black inside Wal Mart. Make sure you invite at least 75 people and tell the drivers to park their black funeral cars in front of Wal Mart because there is more parking space :D
 
true story:

last fall, my friends and i waltzed in wallmart in the cleaning section and taught one of our other friends how to waltz there.

we also love dancing in front of the little song player things with all the cds that you can touch to play music :D

and one of my friends like to juggle the beanbags (he is a professional juggler)

yet... we have never been thrown out or threatened... :p
 
Bring a big roll of stickers marked "Clearance Item: 1/2 Off!" and begin putting them on big ticket items such as riding mowers.

Bring a few hundred black ribbons to pin on things for "Death Awareness Week" and tell everyone that a portion of the purchase price goes toward "Making sure we don't forget." Put them on highly inappropriate items such as tents, fishing poles, coolers, sexy lingerie and healthy choice menu foods.

Look at a very expensive electronic item, and when a sales associate shows up, ask them to tell you all about it, but first warn them you're L. M. Bass of Schroeder, Bass and Snorgtwinkle, and you can spot a lie from a thousand yards. (L. M. Bass is short for Largemouth Bass).

Go to the superstore refreshment counter and ask them if various foods contain Polyagglutinase, claiming that it would puff out your face like a balloon and fluid drip out your nose and ears. Explain loudly that people have been known to die of this. Eat a bite of something, puff out your cheeks, plug your ears with your fingers and run for the bathroom going "eeMMHHHHHHMMMMMMMM!!!"
 
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