Ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart

Dress in British uniforms and have realistic fake guns and march around the store saying "Everybody in this building is under arrest for buying high priced stuff!" While everybody freaks out BWAHAHAHA
 
Run inside and say a bomb has been hidden there and you are about to search for it. Go through the most important stuff with your fingers and throw everything aside and then say: "There is no bomb hidden over here". Place a sign with large letters: "Items for sale" between the stuff you have thrown on the floor


Start the local darts game in the center of the store and ask p[eople if they want to play target :D
 
Tell all the old ladies at the karate school next door that their practice is being moved to the gardening tool isle in walmart and they have to use the gardening tools for self-defense. :D
 
LOL!!!!!!

Bring your cats into the isle with the fish tanks and fish. Then come back 5 minutes later and yell "OH MY GOSH! THERE IS A CAT IN WITH THE CATFISH!!" :p

Go into the restricted rooms and sabotage the cooling system. :p
 
Go to the office supplies and grab a bottle of liquid glue. Watch the "Employs Only" door until the janitor comes out with the floor mopping stuff. Wait until he stops then walk up to him and say, "Somebody threw up in the ladies room" and when he walks away to check it, pour the glue into the mop bucket.

(yes there are loop wholes but still it would be funny :p)
 
Alambil-Lady-of-Peace said:
Go to the office supplies and grab a bottle of liquid glue. Watch the "Employs Only" door until the janitor comes out with the floor mopping stuff. Wait until he stops then walk up to him and say, "Somebody threw up in the ladies room" and when he walks away to check it, pour the glue into the mop bucket.

(yes there are loop wholes but still it would be funny :p)
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as long as its not superglue....:p

Randomly quote lines from Narnia like- 'FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN!!!' 'No, you're just trying to be smart... as usual.' 'Its a beaver, it shouldn't be saying anything!'

and go around and yell 'LAMPOST!' At people. (< drives my parents crazy. :p)
 
Get a map of Narnia and go in and ask random people how to get to a certain place, like Cair Paravel or the Lampost.
 
Zella said:
Get a map of Narnia and go in and ask random people how to get to a certain place, like Cair Paravel or the Lampost.
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ooooh! And I have a map of Narnia too!:p

Run up and down the isles with a cardboard sword yelling "FOR NARNIA AND FOR ASLAN! and hit carts and people with the sword as if they are enemies.
 
Take a group of friends and a book (Narnia always works:p) and randomly open the book. One person reads a scene out loud and the others act it out with props snatched from the shelves.
 
Have a group of your 70+ closest friend and family members join you at Wal-Mart for a 'Free the Fish' sit in, make sure to do this in various isles, and sing various songs while you wait for them to free the fish....
 
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