Ways to get kicked out of Wal Mart

Go into Wal-mart and explain that you have been diagnosed with a condition known as ICSHSOFAW (I can't see, hear, smell, or feel anything well) and that, in order to make purchases knowledgeably, you have to use the only one of your five senses that works sufficiently well--taste. Promptly begin licking all goods in sight.
 
Fill a cart up with lots of small items from departments all over the store, wait in line, put it all on the conveyor belt, and then when the cashier is almost done ringing up your purchase, discover that you "accidentally" left your wallet at home and tell the cashier, "I guess I don't want this stuff after all."
 
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Grab something...get in the checkout line....buy it...go grab something...get back in line again...buy it...and do it aaaaaalllll overrrrrr....BWAHHHAA!!!

*cough* Like I have before and might I add they were NOT happy....
 
Ok, these are from my friend, lol. :)

Lay on one of the law chairs and go to sleep or take all the big bouncy balls and bounce them down the aisle. :D
 
Mozart the Meerkitten said:
or just release them in an avalanche of bouncy terror.:p
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Haha, yeah, that's a good one! ^^ :D

Here's another one my friend told me:


ok, you dont buy this stuff but you take a tent, grill, sleeping bag and a bag of hotdogs, and set up a campsite in the middle of the store, if they ask what you are doing you say "Im testing the stuff and this way I know I can take it back."
 
I have a really good one taken from an Eddie Izzard sketch.

You pile six carts with one MILLION items.
You go up to where the doors are,look all shifty,and then RUN! LEAVE IT!:D
 
Bring several bags of freshly popped popcorn with you when you come to shop. Wander the aisles, eating it and accidentally dropping pieces as often as possible throughout the store. If a worker confronts you, accidentally drop popcorn on his shoes.
 
Test out some of the bikes. Pretend to crash and then when a crowd has gathered, jump up shouting, "Ha, ha! Fooled ya!" and promptly start testing bikes again.
 
Take skateboards,and have a race with your siblings/friends.Skate down the aisles at top speed,yelling:
RREEEEEEE-OOOOOO, RREEEEEEEE-OOOOOOOOO OUTTA MY WAY! ROAD HOGS!

Works every time.
 
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Bring in large group of preschool children. Promise them ice cream before you enter. Tell them you won't give them any after you have entered. The results will definitely get you kicked out of Wal-mart.
 
Put on AC/DC music on full volume, jump up on the nearest table, belt the lyrics at the top of your lungs, playing air guitar on a broomstick.
 
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Hold your highschool reunion there, it works even better if you're still in highschool. If a Wal-Mart employee asks what year you graduated say that you haven't, but since you're graduating in 2012 you though it would be better to have it now rather than later because of the "world ending" that year.
 
tell them that a spaceship just landed on the roof and show them screenshot-photoshopped pictures so that it looks like a famous spaceship landed on the roof of walmart.

tell the manager that the ALL the milk and dairy products are poisoned and that your friend is in the hospital deathly ill because of it. if they believe you you will get kicked out of walmart with everybody else and probably have an angry mob come after you.:p
 
Walk in with a bunch of friends.Stand in the center,put on your best Cpt.Kirk face, and say in a manly voice:
MEN,THERE ARE ROMULANS (being the salespeople) AFTER OUR SHIP. WE MUST DESTROY THEM. BATTLE STATIONS!
Then rush around with your crew, and build the Enterprise's bridge from whatever you may find to your liking. When the salespeople come after you, scream: Fire!
And barrage them with toiletpaper rolls, toothbrushes, kiddie toys, et cetera.
 
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