What if I was....

[Lioness_of_God]

I would be sad and then whisk you off to an insane asylum. lol.


What if I finally got my Javert-Bear in the mail?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You would hug it so much it would a Splode.

What if I was Strong Bad?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

You would be Strong Bad by name, but not by nature


What if I began selling online concert tickets?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You'd become rich.

What if I died tomorrow?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

Javert, your husband, would be sad, and I would be sad too. Because I would have no one to express my obsession over my Javert-Bear.

What if I died right now?

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

I'd be rather sad I didn't get to know you more...


What if I told you I was secretly your neighbor.

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

I'd be creeped out. STALKER!!


What if I had a pony? Named Javert?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

I'd say you were obsessed...just a tad.

What if I invented a dryer that dries clothes AND folds them???

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

I'd buy it.


What if I got 24601 tatooed on my forehead?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

People would think you were weird.... but its not like you actually care!

What if I sneezed ten times in a row?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You'd be like me. I do that.


What if life were a musical?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

We'd be like Enchanted... *everyone starts singing: "that's how you know..."*


What if life was a board game?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

I'd hope it was Candy Land, not Risk.


What if my knee didn't hurt?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

if it were Candy Land, I would probably gag. lol


You'd run and jump and skip. I hope your knee feels better.


What if I didn't have a HUGE family records project to work on???

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

True, but who doesn't like candy? It's better than being destroyed to death!



You wouldn't have anything to do and would be bored.

What if I got my goals in my sig accomplished?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

I'd want to accomplish them with you!

What if I got around to re-reading Les Mis? ... I really really need to...

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

I'd envy you, because I want to.

What if Les Mis hadn't made me cry?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

You wouldn't have liked it, because good books make you cry.

What if I didn't have to go to bed soon?

 

[The Spanish Inquisition]

You'd die of tiredness.


What if I had a hedgehog?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

I'd buy you another hedgehog and they would have babies and you'd give the babies to me and then we'd start a business and grow rich!!!


What if we became million-dollar entrepreneurs in the hedgehog business?