What if I was....

[Beloved_Daughter_of_Jesus]

I'd want to become your co-executive!

What if I had my own hedgehog farm?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

I would be sad because we would be rivals.


What if I became insane?

 

[Beloved_Daughter_of_Jesus]

You would have fun in the padded room.

What if i was a man?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

You would have fun in the padded room.

What if i was a man?

That would be akward.

What if I was an Anthroponian?

 

[Lioness_of_God]

Lets just say I'm glad you're not, Cara. Don't go there. Please.


What if I had a pet platypus?

 

[Beloved_Daughter_of_Jesus]

It would protect you from harm with its loud slapping tail. lol

What if i were a llama?

 

[Catherine]

You would spend the rest of your life in a petting zoo, with little children throwing peanuts at you, and you spitting at them. and u'd spit like, really far, too. you'd win every spitting contest EVER.

what if i legs where my arms should be and arms where my legs should be?

 

[Beloved_Daughter_of_Jesus]

wohooooo!!! yay for spitting. lol. ooooo... you would join the circus as the freakiest freak! And people would pay the MOST money to see you walk!

What if i were Michael Jackson?

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

um... I'd ask "what happened to you?" or somethin'


What if I was a famous singer but I didn't want you all to know.

 

[Beloved_Daughter_of_Jesus]

In a way that'd be good, cuz then you would know we were really your friends just for you, not your AMAZING singing. lol

What if i had a pet monkey?

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

I'd want to pet it, if it'd let me.

What if I was really really rich?

 

[Beloved_Daughter_of_Jesus]

You would donate half your money and then also become famous and rich!

What if i decided to become a cat lady?

 

[Lucy but Taller]

you would be mozat.

What if I was kiki Palmer?

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

You'd have to remind me who that is.


What if I was a really good artist?

 

[Lucy but Taller]

Kiki Palmer is a singer.(A really good one at that)

I would buy all your paintings!

What if I was a eye

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

an eye? (grammar police, sorry)... I'd wonder how you were typing.


What if I said I was typing with my feet?

 

[Lucy but Taller]

you would be weird!

What if I was daffy duck?

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

You wouldn't be a girl....

What if I had invented the internets?

 

[Lucy but Taller]

I would be typing on your invention!

What if I was Damian Mcginty?

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

I'd ask why you're here....


What if I was acting in Wicked?