What if I was....

[Lucy but Taller]

I would beg to be a bridesmaid.

what if I met Keith Harkin?

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

I'd ask you to give him a hug for me.

What if I was a professional dancer?

 

[Lucy but Taller]

I'd go to see your concerts of dancing.

What if I was full irish?

 

[krazynarniagirl]

I'd teach you how to irish dance...

what if I was hungry right now?

 

[rainyday]

i'd give you a BANANA

what if i was a bear in your home?

 

[Mozart the Meerkitten]

what if i was a bear in your home?

I'd film you in my house and stick it on facebook and tell someone on there 'Hey look I got a video of a bear too!' hahaha.

What if I was a 6-week-old stray kitten you found?

 

[Copperfox]

For you, I would make an exception to the no-cats rule in my house.


What if I were made of bricks?

 

[Lady of the Lion's Mane]

I would tap you in certain places to see if you opened up like the "door" in to Diagon Alley.

What if I were someone from the past come back to warn us/help us? (ie: like the legend about King Arthur coming back from Avalon)

 

[Lucy but Taller]

I would probably think you were a freak.


What if I was a pineapple?

 

[Copperfox]

I would mix you with tuna and mayonnaise in my old family recipe.


What if I were a rhinoceros with a saddle on my back?

 

[Miss.SunFlower]

I'd ask what you were doing and where you were going.


What if I was a faerie?

 

[Lucy but Taller]

I would envy you.

what if I was an irish native?

 

[Glenburne]

I would pester you with history major-type questions about Ireland.

What if I was a trash can?

 

[Copperfox]

That is the one circumstance in which it would not be considered abnormal for me to take you out.


What if I were running down the street yelling, "The Wizard of Oz is coming!"?

 

[SeaStar]

Ask you what you were talking about.

What if I was a fierce, vengeful, angry fire-breathing dragon?

 

[montesablanca]

I'd appease you by feeding you some diamonds and then take you home to my forest

What if I was a denizen of Atlantis brought to the present time by a spell?

 

[F#m]

I would introduce you to my buddy, Aquaman. I'm sure he would help you catch up on your Atlantean history.

What if I were covered with roaches?

 

[montesablanca]

I'll send an army of tarantulas to you, so they can have a good free feed! They love roaches! Yummy!

What if I was Dustfinger's daughter and I took you with me inside Inkheart?

 

[SingingDryad~]

I'd be overjoyed!!!!!!I love Dustfinger.
What if...i turned into a Dryad,and you saw me?

 

[Lucy but Taller]

not worry about it. it happens every day.


what if I was Glen Campbell?