When you were little

This one is about My mom She went to Friendlys with my sister to get Ice-cream,and when the waitris asked her what she wanted to have she reeses Penis sundae! Then the waitris asked her if she wanted nuts with that!!!! And then she asked her if she wanted a small or larg!!!!!!!!!!!That whole the is so wrong and I want you all to know she did not mean to say that!!! She was trying to order A reeses peacies sundae!!!!!!!!
 
Nah, this is getting out of hand now. No more embarrassing stunts that involve bathroom functions or delicate body parts...
 
when i was little my mom said that i put a pb&j sandwhich in the vcr slot, and then she said when she asked me why i did it i said i wanted to play the sandwhich, i don't know i thought it was really funny
 
Dernhelm said:
And then there was the time I cut off my hair...
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That's nothing (Even though I've done it) I set my little sister's hair alight...I did get her to agree to let me do it though... I told her it would look like a Princess.
 
I am told that at about age 2, I unscrewed one of the light bulbs from a string of Christmas tree lights and stuck my finger into the socket - several times. My father, who was watching, figured I'd learn my lesson after the first poke. I got the poke, but the lesson was slower in coming. Apparently I set my little jaw and did it again. He finally intervened when it appeared obvious that I wasn't going to let the electrical socket have the last word.

Some people say that explains a lot about me.
 
I ate a cricket when I was about two...

When I was about 9 or 10 (I don't remember), I had this impulse to throw a rock at a passing car and crack its window. Yeah...that whole ordeal wasn't pretty afterwards.
 
Oh no! Another Whoopi! ;)

Me? Embarrassing? Shucks, I can't really say...but, hmm, I suppose....

This lasted for some time when I was a wee lad. For some strange reasons I had a sudden phobia of moths (probably not really understanding what they were). So my cousin and brothers got wind of this, and they would shut me in the bathroom and hold the doors so I couldn't get out, screaming, "Moths! Moths!" and I would yell my head off and wail until my mom or dad had to rescue me. Yeah, I know: children!
 
When I was little, I was in the bathtub by myself, and I took my moms shaving razor, and umm...."shaved" my tongue...also, when I was only a few months old, my aunt brought over a water-baby for me to use, and I was yelling at it (remember I was only a few mhs old) and beating it up and squeezing it REALLY hard....hehe...Well, another story is, we had this Vicks Vapo-Rub which helps if you have a stuffy nose and couph, and its kind of like vaseline, so my cousin and I being only 5/6 at the time, took big huge hand fulls and just put it through our hair so it was really hard to move around, and it was almost waterproof and VERY hard to get out...and yeah,
 
uuhhh...
i dunno...
this is not really funny...
but anyways, here it is...
during our recognition exercises when i was in nursey...
[i was there coz i was going 2 receive a medal...]
my fellow honor student told me that my hair was nice...
and she added that the ribbons [they were pink...] in my hair were really nice too...
well, i asked her if she wanted one and gave her one...
then another asked for one too...
about 4 of them asked...
so, when they called my name as 1st honor...
and called me onstage to receive my medal,
my hair was so messy coz i gave out my hair ribbons...
i was still young then so i didnt care...
c",)
 
Eve'sDaughter said:
hmm...when I was little I think I remember cutting my hair. But I'm sure everyone did that when they found out what scissors could do! ^_^
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I had a similar experience. When I was 9 I cut a big chunk out of my hair at school. I looked so stupid that I had to have my hair shaved really short.
A couple of old ladies were laughing at me in the hairdressers, because I was crying so much. I hated having short hair!
But my mum and dad promised to buy me a "Power Rangers" comic after so I went along with it.
 
well when i first went to disney world i was like 3 or 4 maybe i can't remember but i was scared of mickey mouse and i was crying when i "met" him :o i even have a picture to prove it lol. :o i don't know if this is considered embarrassing or not.
 
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