You're Banned! II

Thou art banned, for--soft, what light upon yonder window breaks? Is't the gleam in the eyes of th' scoundrel that near did ruin me?
 
Thou art banned, for my hair is in good condition. If a certain owner of cats doth wish to dispute this, 'twould do well for her to remember that cats also do hair possess.... *rubs hands together evilly*
 
Thou art banned, for thou failed to answer my question, even if the circumstances are not what I thought they were. Would thou become weak were all thy hair to be cut off?
 
Thou art banned, for I have never experienced what thou dost describe and therefore of a certainty do not know.
 
Thou art banned, for perhaps Glen has hair like Rapunzel's, and now that it is cut, it has lost its power and turned brown.
 
Thou art banned, for thou hast resisted the Tongue, and therefore the Commune that doth envelop this fair forum. Fie upon thee! Wilt thou act with such ingratitude to that which doth provide thy sustenance?
 
Thou art banned, for I, the grammar freak, have known that for many years. *condescending sniff*

(Just kidding. I just discovered it a month or so ago. :rolleyes:)
 
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*dies laughing* Touche! That was quite accidental. Thou art banned for helpfully pointing that out; I shall edit my post.
 
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