You're Banned! II

Regrettably, I do not thee doubt; but, wherefore as thou hast caused regrettable feelings to arise within me, thou art banned.
 
Thou art banned, for I too am more gentlemanly than most young men I know. 'T'is very sad. (I used to wish very much that I had been born a boy, for it is a lot more fun to be gentlemanly than it is to be ladylike.)
 
You're banned because your lack of allergies is anathema to the Fellowship of Dust Mites and Cat Danders!
 
And you're banned, hmm, let's see, you're banned because my backyard neighbor is working on his landscaping. Had to find SOME excuse.
 
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