Thou art banned, for my mental health has gone in a downward spiral this last week. I finally lost the last of my brain cells this morning when I bumped into the wall and proceeded to apologize to it.
Thou art banned, for the strange effect which exams have on me 'tis to make me hyper and giddy... Thou shouldst see me at dinner with mine friends, just before a major exam. I was pratically bouncing off the walls.
(Apparently another side affect of exams is the loss of Shakesperian...)