Thou art banned, for being whalesplated pleases me not.
(Someone gave me a stuffed armadillo-dog the other day. I wanted to name it whale, but thought it didn't really sound right. It's now called Moby, after the most well-known whale of all time. )
Thou art banned again for his intense stare. I keep placing it in strategic places, so that when my roommates look up, they see him staring straight at them. It's creepy enough to give them a shock most of the time. I love moving him about when they don't notice, and they're beginning to complain about the friend who gave him to me, even though it's only been a day and a half.