You're Banned! II

Thou art banned, for the Lonely Banana doth look upon thee, and the Moon-Calf doth low unto his mad mother by thy side. Wilt thou low with him, or wilt thou remain in the present state, lurking in the turnip garden 'neath the shadow of said Banana?
 
Thou art banned, for if the Lonely Banana is indeed nonsense, the Moon-Calf and his mad mother (the Moon) and the turnip garden are most certainly not.
 
Zella said:
Thou art banned, for I was under the distinct impression that the moon is made of cheese.
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Thou art banned, for so was I. Barney sang a song about how the moon was made of cheese, and I was gullible enough to believe him. When my grandparents visited some time later, my granddad and I were out on the front porch looking at the moon.

"Have you ever heard that the moon is made of cheese?" he asked me.

"Yes," said I.

He explained that it was actually a fallacy. I believed him at once, because I knew that grandaddy was smarter than Barney. However, I was extremely disappointed that Barney had lied to me and never felt the same about him since.
 
thou art banned because I am extremely sorry. :( but I don't mind when people kiss in movies. (by the way, it says "for you, I will forsake the immortal lives of my people" and then it says "aragorn and arwen" in some elvish font I found.)
 
HighKingPeterMagnificent said:
thou art banned because I am extremely sorry. :( but I don't mind when people kiss in movies. (by the way, it says "for you, I will forsake the immortal lives of my people" and then it says "aragorn and arwen" in some elvish font I found.)
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You're banned because I find kissing in movies repulsive. This is probably why I like animal movies so much.:rolleyes: The only kiss(es) I can watch in movies are the ones in HTTYD because I know that if I blink, then they're over and then someone will say something funny or witty or Toothless'll come over and break it up, or both.:p
 
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