You're Banned! II

[LocoRoco]

You're banned because that sounds rather sarcastic...

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I wasn't being truly sarcastic, and had NO intention of being unkind. But yes, I was not entirely serious.

 

[LocoRoco]

You're banned because I never had any doubt that you did not mean it unkindly as you are not the sort.

 

[Glenburne]

Thou art banned, for thou mean'st, "Thou'rt banned, for I never didst doubt that thou meant it with great kindness, as thou art not of Iago's blood."

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I have not the faintest idea who lago is.

I'm glad you didn't take offence, loco roco.

 

[LocoRoco]

You're banned for using Mr Green.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for he is my favorite of all the emoticons!

 

[Glenburne]

Thou'rt banned, for he is the Telmarine Secretary of Smile, and thou shouldest shun and ignore him.

And, if thou desirest to know of Iago, read Othello.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for is that Shakespeare? I am so ashamed of myself for not knowing.

 

[Glenburne]

'Tis, and I ban thee for not knowing; but since it is a rather depressing play, I shall only ban thee into the Commune, and thou shalt be made whole.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned for thy kindness. *embraces Commune*

 

[LocoRoco]

You're banned for using the word embrace. No one says that omg.

 

[MissReepicheep]

Thou art banned, for I use it frequently. I suppose that means I am abnormal, but that's hardly news.

 

[LocoRoco]

You're banned because actually I use it too.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned for thy hypocrisy.

 

[amdd97]

thou art banned, cause I have to bring groceries in. I will be back in a mo

 

[LocoRoco]

You're banned for using the slang version of because.

 

[Elsesta]

Thou art banned, for thou dost insist upon using the common tongue. I ban thee to the land of the forgotten pencil, there thou art to ponder in thy room.

 

[Zella]

Thou art banned, for I believe a pencil-eating monster abideth in my room; two hath disappeared in the last week or so.

 

[LocoRoco]

You're banned for discussing pencils.