Thou rebel against the sacred Tongue, how darest thou speak in such fashion to one who the Tongue revereth! Thou art banned for thy disregard of propriety.
Thou art banned, because she WAS using all caps, no doubt, but her computer automatically corrected it when she posted. Computers are bad at thinking for themselves, sometimes.
Thou art banned, for I don't particularly like this holiday. At the heart of it- pardon the pun- it is good. However, it is so over-commercialized that I've come to regard it as trite and overdone.